{"id":4308,"date":"2008-02-03T21:51:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-04T02:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=4308"},"modified":"2021-06-09T21:55:57","modified_gmt":"2021-06-10T01:55:57","slug":"headline-of-the-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2008\/02\/03\/headline-of-the-week\/","title":{"rendered":"Headline of the Week"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/wtfbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; I include a screen grab here, just in case <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myfoxdc.com\/myfox\/pages\/Home\/Detail;jsessionid=7A25ACFB3B88590328FF04D49DE8D551?contentId=5657259&#038;version=3&#038;locale=EN-US&#038;layoutCode=TSTY&#038;pageId=1.1.1&#038;sflg=1\">the article<\/a> gets changed.<br><br><center><IMG data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/buttcrack_headline.jpg?resize=533%2C429&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"533\" height=\"429\" style=\"border: 3px solid #000000;\"\/><br><small>Really! &nbsp;You don&#8217;t say!<\/small><\/center>&nbsp; &nbsp; And I&#8217;d always been told a cop couldn&#8217;t find that with two hands and a flashlight.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; I include a screen grab here, just in case the article gets changed. Really! &nbsp;You don&#8217;t say!&nbsp; &nbsp; And I&#8217;d always been told a cop couldn&#8217;t find that with two hands and a flashlight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,27,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-photos","category-wtf"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4308"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4308\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4310,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4308\/revisions\/4310"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}