{"id":4395,"date":"2008-12-18T09:35:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-18T14:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=4395"},"modified":"2021-06-10T09:42:43","modified_gmt":"2021-06-10T13:42:43","slug":"shes-got-legs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2008\/12\/18\/shes-got-legs\/","title":{"rendered":"She&#8217;s Got Legs"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/mebug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; During our traditional stop at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.victoriassecret.com\/\">Victoria&#8217;s Secret<\/a>, during our 23<sup>rd<\/sup> annual Guys&#8217; Shopping Night, last Friday, I learned that a friend of mine has a special fondness for model <a href=\"http:\/\/www.adrianalima.com\/\">Adriana Lima<\/a>.  In fact, he&#8217;s quite taken with, of all things, the gap between her legs when she poses.  He&#8217;s such a fan of it that we spent much of the evening trying to come up with a better term to describe it.<br \/>&nbsp; &nbsp; And here&#8217;s some of what we came up with (that I can remember):<div style=\"margin-left:50px;\"><ul><li>Runway<\/li><li>The Keyhole<\/li><li>The Slot<\/li><li>The Groove<\/li><li>Crotchal Space<\/li><li>Cup Holder<\/li><li>Living Daylights<\/li><li>Point Spread<\/li><li>Vertical Limit<\/li><li>Continental Divide<\/li><li>Cumberland Gap<\/li><li>Snatch Gap<\/li><li>Between the Uprights<\/li><li>Magnetic North<\/li><li>Easy Access Portal<\/li><li>Jeffries Tube (for <i>Star Trek<\/i> nerds)<\/li><li>Handspan<\/li><li>Banana Split<\/li><li>Northbound Thighway<\/li><\/ul><\/div><center><IMG data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/adriana.jpg?resize=240%2C320&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"240\" height=\"320\" style=\"border: 3px solid #000000;\"\/><br><small>Adriana Lima<\/small><\/center>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; During our traditional stop at Victoria&#8217;s Secret, during our 23rd annual Guys&#8217; Shopping Night, last Friday, I learned that a friend of mine has a special fondness for model Adriana Lima. In fact, he&#8217;s quite taken with, of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2008\/12\/18\/shes-got-legs\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-me","category-photos"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4395"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4395\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4400,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4395\/revisions\/4400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}