{"id":469,"date":"2002-08-15T11:28:00","date_gmt":"2002-08-15T15:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=469"},"modified":"2021-05-17T11:30:51","modified_gmt":"2021-05-17T15:30:51","slug":"sorry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2002\/08\/15\/sorry\/","title":{"rendered":"Sorry"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<b>I guess I should apologize since it sounds like I knocked down your web sight.  I got to thinking I missed some of those Nicole Kidman pictures of yours &#038; I guess while I was logged into your hard drive something must have went wrong.<br><br>I guess I should&#8217;ve been more careful but you should be more careful too. Let that be a lesson to you and to any who might actually read this. Do not use &#8220;password&#8221; as your password. Stay secure and stay safe. Use a birthdate or a person&#8217;s name instead.<br><br>Inspector William Montcrief<br>Brownstown Police Department<br>Computer Crimes Squad<\/b>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I guess I should apologize since it sounds like I knocked down your web sight. I got to thinking I missed some of those Nicole Kidman pictures of yours &#038; I guess while I was logged into your hard drive &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2002\/08\/15\/sorry\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=469"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":470,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469\/revisions\/470"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}