{"id":476,"date":"2002-08-17T11:36:00","date_gmt":"2002-08-17T15:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=476"},"modified":"2021-05-17T11:40:31","modified_gmt":"2021-05-17T15:40:31","slug":"the-results-are-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2002\/08\/17\/the-results-are-in\/","title":{"rendered":"The Results Are In"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/fishbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; The Fish Poll has closed, having amassed one hundred fifty votes; and, as they say, the results are in.<br><center><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/fishpoll.gif?resize=132%2C219\" width=\"132\" height=\"219\" title=\"The results are in, I'm telling ya. How many times do I have to say it?!\"><\/center><br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Opinions were divided and it was a close call. Although hardly a mandate, it does appear that public approval is leaning toward getting a new fish. So, with that said, ladies and gentlemen, may I present &#8220;Fish III&#8221;:<br><center><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/spazz-intro.jpg?resize=176%2C144\" width=\"176\" height=\"144\" title=\"Some call him &#8220;Spazz&#8221;\"><\/center>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; The Fish Poll has closed, having amassed one hundred fifty votes; and, as they say, the results are in.&nbsp; &nbsp; Opinions were divided and it was a close call. Although hardly a mandate, it does appear that public &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2002\/08\/17\/the-results-are-in\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fish"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=476"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":478,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476\/revisions\/478"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}