{"id":565,"date":"2002-09-20T22:33:00","date_gmt":"2002-09-21T02:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=565"},"modified":"2021-05-17T22:37:26","modified_gmt":"2021-05-18T02:37:26","slug":"dorkasaurus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2002\/09\/20\/dorkasaurus\/","title":{"rendered":"Dorkasaurus"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<a href=\"http:\/\/news.nationalgeographic.com\/news\/2002\/09\/0917_020918_dinosaur.html\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/dorkasaurus.jpg?resize=244%2C159&#038;ssl=1\" align=\"right\" width=\"244\" height=\"159\" border=\"0\" title=\"No I did not doctor this picture.  This is the image straight from the National Geographic site.\" style=\"padding-left:15px;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/newsbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; According to this <a href=\"http:\/\/news.nationalgeographic.com\/news\/2002\/09\/0917_020918_dinosaur.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">National Geographic<\/a> story, paleontologists in China have uncovered the 128-million-year-old remains of the first known dinosaur nerd.  The remains were found in a dark, isolated area, as if the creature had been ostracized from its community. Scientists surmise this newest species probably died out from an inability to acquire mates. It is believed the dinosaur was weak, timid, lacking in social skills, and probably picked last in organized dinosaur team sports.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; According to this National Geographic story, paleontologists in China have uncovered the 128-million-year-old remains of the first known dinosaur nerd. The remains were found in a dark, isolated area, as if the creature had been ostracized from its &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2002\/09\/20\/dorkasaurus\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=565"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":566,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565\/revisions\/566"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}