{"id":609,"date":"2002-10-10T00:44:00","date_gmt":"2002-10-10T04:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=609"},"modified":"2021-05-18T00:51:12","modified_gmt":"2021-05-18T04:51:12","slug":"another-top-ten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2002\/10\/10\/another-top-ten\/","title":{"rendered":"Another Top Ten"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/tvbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; Here&#8217;s an <i>official<\/i> top ten list, straight from <i>Late Show with David Letterman<\/i> itself. This was broadcast last night and it seemed fairly appropriate.<center><br><b>Top Ten Signs You&#8217;re Too Fat<\/b><\/center><br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 10. &nbsp; Only thing you read: takeout menus.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 9. &nbsp; You&#8217;ve had a garage door installed in your bedroom.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 8. &nbsp; Got cable just for the Food Network.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 7. &nbsp; You skip your son&#8217;s wedding because you don&#8217;t want to miss Blimpie&#8217;s 2-for-1 sale.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 6. &nbsp; Red Cross changed your blood type from &#8220;0&#82221; to &#8220;Pancake batter&#8221;.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 5. &nbsp; Scientists won a Nobel Prize for measuring your gravitational field.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 4. &nbsp; Blinking leaves you winded.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 3. &nbsp; You buy ham by the square foot.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 2. &nbsp; Southwest Airlines makes you purchase 3 tickets.<br><br>And the number one sign you&#8217;re too fat&#8230;<br><br>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 1. &nbsp; You start every day with a nice, steaming cup of gravy.<center><br><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbs.com\/latenight\/lateshow\/\"><i>Late Show<\/i> page<\/a> &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbs.com\/latenight\/lateshow\/top_ten\/archive\/ls_topten_archive2002\/ls_topten_archive_20021009.shtml\"><i>Late Show<\/i> Top Ten page<\/a>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Here&#8217;s an official top ten list, straight from Late Show with David Letterman itself. This was broadcast last night and it seemed fairly appropriate.Top Ten Signs You&#8217;re Too Fat&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 10. &nbsp; Only thing you read: takeout &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2002\/10\/10\/another-top-ten\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-609","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/609","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=609"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/609\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":613,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/609\/revisions\/613"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}