{"id":664,"date":"2002-11-01T02:02:00","date_gmt":"2002-11-01T07:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=664"},"modified":"2021-05-18T02:04:35","modified_gmt":"2021-05-18T06:04:35","slug":"an-apology","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2002\/11\/01\/an-apology\/","title":{"rendered":"An Apology"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/mebug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; I would like to apologize to all the trick-or-treaters last night for not having any candy. This was not my intention and I even tried to buy extra\u2026but I got home early last night and it was a long time before anyone showed up, and, unfortunately, I ate it all. I am very sorry for what happened and although I probably can&#8217;t make up for it until next year I hope this apology will keep you from continuing to egg my house. I mean, those are good eggs you&#8217;re wasting.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; In closing, once again I am sorry; and, if it&#8217;s any consolation, I am incredibly constipated right now and I also broke my couch.\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; I would like to apologize to all the trick-or-treaters last night for not having any candy. This was not my intention and I even tried to buy extra\u2026but I got home early last night and it was a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2002\/11\/01\/an-apology\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-me"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=664"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":665,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664\/revisions\/665"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}