DIAL A 1 BEFORE THE AREA CODE!<\/a><\/I>
Being old sucks.
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I don’t like this being old stuff. My windshield got covered in guano, no one would go with me to the bar on Friday, my Saturday birthday dinner gave me a stomach ache, a phone call this morning tells me the suit coat I special ordered is on backorder (despite the fact the salesman called up the warehouse Friday to confirm my style was in stock before<\/i> I ordered), and I just remembered DVD Planet will be unable to send me The Fellowship of the Ring<\/i> extended DVDs because there’s no mail today (hence my adding a day now to my Java countdown). Not to mention, the idiots continually calling up thinking my number is Detroit Edison’s because they’re too stupid to DIAL A 1 BEFORE THE AREA CODE!<\/a><\/I>