{"id":683,"date":"2002-11-14T09:22:00","date_gmt":"2002-11-14T14:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=683"},"modified":"2021-05-18T09:25:03","modified_gmt":"2021-05-18T13:25:03","slug":"look-whos-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2002\/11\/14\/look-whos-back\/","title":{"rendered":"Look Who’s Back"},"content":{"rendered":"\n    Ha ha! Osama’s jealous.
    George doesn’t write, he doesn’t call, and now it looks like he’s giving all his attentions to a guy named Saddam. So guess who comes out of the woodwork with another taped message. Osama’s back, just like a spurned ex leaving drunken phone messages. Experts have so far translated such phrases as “I miss all those things we used to do together” and “Baby, I thought we really had something.”
    Poor little pathetic sack.
    (I had intended to blow this up into a big routine, with the three of them showing up on some Springer<\/i>-type show trying to work things out. But for the sake of the precious few remaining brain cells I have left, I avoid those types of programs and am therefore unable to write up a decent parody. Oh well.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Ha ha! Osama’s jealous.    George doesn’t write, he doesn’t call, and now it looks like he’s giving all his attentions to a guy named Saddam. So guess who comes out of the woodwork with another taped message. … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=683"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":684,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683\/revisions\/684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}