{"id":726,"date":"2002-12-05T11:50:00","date_gmt":"2002-12-05T16:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=726"},"modified":"2021-05-18T11:54:03","modified_gmt":"2021-05-18T15:54:03","slug":"buy-bush-a-playstation-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2002\/12\/05\/buy-bush-a-playstation-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Buy Bush a Playstation 2"},"content":{"rendered":"\n    “As I sat pondering the President’s motives one day, it suddenly dawned on me that it is entirely likely our Commander in Chief has never played a single video game in his life. ‘Of course!’ I exclaimed, startling my girlfriend, who was driving at the time. ‘Without the catharsis that video games provide, Bush has no way of fulfilling his militaristic fantasies other than actually fighting wars.’<\/I>
    “Our course of action is clear, my friends: We must help this man, and in so doing, help those whose lives will be affected by a full-scale invasion.<\/I>”
    And thus was born Mikel Reparaz’s Buy Bush a Playstation 2 Campaign<\/a>.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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