{"id":799,"date":"2003-01-06T07:41:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-06T12:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=799"},"modified":"2021-05-27T01:42:15","modified_gmt":"2021-05-27T05:42:15","slug":"the-end-is-near","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/01\/06\/the-end-is-near\/","title":{"rendered":"The End is Near"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/newsbug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2026and I knew these pants would make it look big.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; I just saw this cheery quote in an Associated Press story about  middle-aged fat people. \u201c\u2018This [Dutch research] study is saying that if you are overweight by your mid-30s to mid-40s, even if you lose some weight later on, you still carry a higher risk of dying,\u2019 said Dr. Serge Jabbour, director of the weight-loss clinic at Thomas Jefferson University Hospital in Philadelphia. \u2018The message is that you have to work early on your weight. If you wait a long time, the damage may have been done.\u2019\u201d<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; So I&#8217;m doomed. And the only appropriate thing left is to click this button: <button onclick=\"snd.play()\"><font size=\"4\">\u272a<\/font><\/button><script>var snd = new Audio(\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/audio\/doomsound.mp3\")<\/script>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u2026and I knew these pants would make it look big.&nbsp; &nbsp; I just saw this cheery quote in an Associated Press story about middle-aged fat people. \u201c\u2018This [Dutch research] study is saying that if you are overweight by &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/01\/06\/the-end-is-near\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=799"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/799\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2259,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/799\/revisions\/2259"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}