{"id":829,"date":"2003-01-17T08:38:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-17T13:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/?p=829"},"modified":"2021-05-19T08:41:56","modified_gmt":"2021-05-19T12:41:56","slug":"oyaghblahurgh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/01\/17\/oyaghblahurgh\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2026<i>oyaghblahurgh<\/I>\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/images\/mebug.gif?resize=65%2C20&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"65\" height=\"20\">&nbsp; &nbsp; So is it possible to give the flu to yourself? I thought I only had a migraine yesterday morning, but when the discomfort started traveling south last night I suspected it was something more insidious. I haven&#8217;t done much more than work and sleep this week &#8212; and I work in a small, isolated room &#8212; so it seems quite bizarre that I could develop some strain of self-activating flu. Unless, of course, I was infected by one of the fast-food places listed to the right (McDonalds, Burger King, or KFC), which, if so, could be even more fodder for those class action lawsuits.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Thankfully I&#8217;m starting to feel better now. I&#8217;m sounding less like an eighty-year-old Jewish man when I get out of a chair. I&#8217;m still looking forward to spending the entire weekend sleeping, though.<br>&nbsp; &nbsp; Incidentally, this week\\&#8217;s E-mail of the Week is from <a href=\"mailto:dan@knakedtraffic.com\">dan@knakedtraffic.com<\/a>, who presents the conundrum &#8220;Naked News at 50% off&#8221;.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; So is it possible to give the flu to yourself? I thought I only had a migraine yesterday morning, but when the discomfort started traveling south last night I suspected it was something more insidious. I haven&#8217;t done &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/2003\/01\/17\/oyaghblahurgh\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-829","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-me"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/829","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=829"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/829\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":830,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/829\/revisions\/830"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=829"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=829"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wastinaway.net\/shortfatguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=829"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}