Schmoe’s Travels: Day 3

7:32 AM:

“Sunrise”

7:36 AM:

“My son Jacob asked: ‘Is that Cuba?’”

7:39 AM:

“Key West Wedding #schmoecrasheswedding”

9:10 AM:

“What I see when I lie down”

9:58 AM:
    ➤   Schmoe: Already took a nap today #schmoeacclimated

12:38 PM:

“Preparing for Swedish massage #schmoeoutofwateragain”

12:45 PM:
    ➤   Schmoe: Done with second nap @ 12:15

2:50 PM:
    ➤   Schmoe: Two guys just asked for rum.
    ➤   Schmoe: “A bottle of Captain Rum!”
    ➤   Schmoe: “No, two bottles of Captain Morgan’s
    ➤   Schmoe: Spiced Rum”
    ➤   Schmoe: Heh

3:06 PM:
    ➤   Schmoe: Conch is my new favorite shell food.
    ➤   Schmoe: Fritters is my new favorite grease food.

3:34 PM:

“WTF”

“Bucknut … she serves the best Conch Fritters”

“I had the Dreamsicle because of course #schmoescene”

“My son Jacob asked: ‘Is this the place you referenced, Mike? Best conch fritters.’”

“Change the sign to Krazy Taco and this is our place”

“A little Roger in Key West”

“Sloppy Schmoe’s™”

“To Greg … Here’s to life…and monkeys!”

“I just always loved the song’”

“SchmoeSelfie™ I cut off my Dreamsicle, dammit. #schmoeoutofwater #schmoecanttakeselfies”