Schmoe’s Travels

    Schmoe is on his way to Key West. Here are his first dispatches…

10:41 AM:

“Real plates, real silverware, real glass. #firstclass #schmoeoutofwater”

    ➤   Mike: Just may be the fanciest meal
    ➤   Mike: Schmoe has ever had.

    ➤   Schmoe: True

10:48 AM:

“Schmoe over water #schmoeoutofwater”

12:53 PM:
    ➤   Schmoe: This place is fucking awesome

    ➤   Schmoe: Seriously

    ➤   Schmoe: Just fucking awesome

1:04 PM:
    ➤   Schmoe: I have been living my life all wrong

1:07 PM:
    ➤   Schmoe: Ok go back to work now

    ➤   Mike: Dick

2:18 PM:

“And I am just having my first drink”

10:09 PM:

“Even karaoke is fun here #schmoeoutofwater”