Episode 17: Wet Wet Wet

Show Notes:
Recorded Tuesday, September 12 2006, (11:00 PM – 12:30 AM) in Clarkston, MI
    “The North Coast boys, live in concert. Direct from the Pine Knob parking lot, where they tailgate and share their reactions to Jimmy’s first Michigan show in three years.

    Listener Barbara from Florida commented back in June how she could not “wait for the video cast of the official tailgate party”. We knew ahead of time that, sadly, she was destined for disappointment. We were never ones for elaborate tailgating, realizing early on that it’s more fun to devote the time to drinking and eating than in putting up decorations or putting on costumes. And the last couple times, most of us haven’t even taking the day off from work. I did, but spent most of the day in front of my computer, reading the live blogs on Apple’s latest announcement. I actually hated to leave at two, since I was not able yet to see what the new iPods looked like. I got to Joe’s at three, and was quick to use his son’s laptop to check out the online Apple Store. Greg showed up soon afterward, and after packing up Schmoe’s vehicle we repeated the start of our Caseville trip to go pick up Mike at work.
    There was a Meijer’s nearby so we were able to get some extra supplies. We packed most of the Coronas and Twisted Teas and tequila ahead of time, and we were able to get some food and some ice now. I also made sure to buy some backup batteries for the podcast we planned for after the concert.

Picking up Mike from work, at 4:10 PM

Greg gets supplies from Meijer’s.

A sure sign we’ve gotten old: a case of water instead of beer.

    I think we got to Pine Knob at five. It had been drizzling all day, but plenty of people were still dedicatedly partying. We had the cover of Schmoe’s canopy, which he uses for U of M tailgating. I had planned on trolling the parking lot for interviews, but that changed as the rain increased. Scott was tailgating separately, with his family, but he stopped by at around six.

Cruising the parking lot

The Parrothead and Body combo

They misspelled “Pine Knob”

Our massive tailgating setup

A neighbor

Another neighbor

Scott and his brother stop by

The redneck grass skirt?   Grass toga?  Grass overalls?

Let the drinking begin: Schmoe has the mix…

…and Greg has the tequila.  (Incidentally the guy behind Greg is the one who says “She’s a keeper” during the episode.)

    Joe and Greg had lawn tickets and needed to go into the venue early. We packed up and headed in at around seven. Right around then, the rain turned into a deluge and it did not let up for most of the rest of the night. Everyone was soaked to the skin and the lawn was a muddy mess. I met up with Greg and Joe outside the men’s room, and they accompanied me to the souvenir stand where I bought a baseball cap. We then split up so they could go to the lawn and I could meet up with Mike in the pavilion.
    The rain did not let up till right around the same time the concert ended. Mike and I found Greg and Joe more easily and quickly than expected; we all wound up together at the same men’s room. We started recording the show as soon as we got back to Joe’s vehicle. I tried to limit the episode to being about tonight’s concert, but a few of our stories were worth keeping. Since they didn’t necessarily fit, I include them here as a Show Notes Page bonus.

And this is a the setlist we discuss:

Singin’ in the Rain / Hot Hot Hot
1. Brown Eyed Girl
2. License to Chill
3. Pencil Thin Mustache
4. It’s 5:00 Somewhere
5. Grapefruit – Juicy Fruit
6. Come Monday
7. Floridays
8. Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes
9. Bama Breeze
10. Cheeseburger in Paradise
11. Why Don’t we Get Drunk
12. Party at the End of the World
13. One Particular Harbour
(No Intermission due to rain)
14. Peanut-Butter Conspiracy (with Mac & Fingers)
15. In the City
16. Knees of My Heart
17. Window on the World
18. Son of a Son of a Sailor (with Fingers)
19. Werewolves of London
20. Greenidge/Mayer solos – Desperation Samba (Halloween in Tijuana)
21. Dixie Chicken
22. Volcano
23. Margaritaville

First Encore:
24. Fins
25. Southern Cross

Second Encore:
26. A Pirate Looks at Forty (with Mac & Fingers)

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Episode 16: Season Premiere

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, September 6 2006, (9:00 PM – 10:30 PM) at Zodiac Racquet Club in Southgate MI
    “A new set must mean a new season! Scott, Schmoe, Mike, and Mickey relocate from Big Al’s to their new recording studio at Zodiac Racquet Club, where they talk about the new video, review Far Side of the World, and plan for next week’s concert.

    In our continuing quest to steal the best from other podcasts, may I introduce “Wastin’ Away on the North Coast” Season 2. (As suggested from “The Signal”, though we didn’t even take a break between our seasons. And speaking of suggestions, go rent or buy Firefly and Serenity as soon as possible.)
    Just like when Mary moved into her new Minneapolis apartment, we have a new set and new supporting characters; so it must be a new season. There are also some behind the scenes changes, such as the one I mentioned below, as well as the fact much of the show was edited at a remote, undisclosed location on my laptop.
    I completely forgot the release of Far Side of the World, our discussion album this week, was delayed because of its cover. The original release date was October 23 2001 and the original cover can be seen here. Amazon alarmingly listed the title as canceled, but eventually the release date was rescheduled to March 19 2002.
    So what’s a Grey Goose Gimlet?
    Album Rundown: Know Your Songwriters:
          Peter Mayer & Roger Guth: “Blue Guitar”, from Romeo’s Garage (1999) and Scotch (2000) respectively
          Lennie Gallant: “Mademoiselle Voulez-Vous Danser”, from Open Window (1994)
          St Barth’s twins Henri & Leon Ledee, co-writers on “Autour du Rocher”, comprise the group Alerte 2B. I couldn’t find much about them, apart from some write-ups in September and December 2002. Similarly I can’t find anything for the other co-writers, Marcel Limodin and Jean-Jacques Kraif.
          Hugh Prestwood: “Savannah Fare You Well”, from Fate of Fireflies
          Bruce Cockburn: “All the Ways I Love You”, from Dart to the Heart (1994)
          Mac McAnally: “Last Man Standing”, from Semi-True Stories (2004)
          Charles Macak, Tafit Baker, Larry Laprise are listed as co-writers for “What If the Hokey-Poker is All It Really is About” because they are credited for writing the “Hokey-Pokey” itself in 1949 — although whether they invented this participation-song is a matter of debate.
          I’m not sure, but it’s possible the Wayne Jobson listed as co-writer for “Altered Boy” could be the same Wayne Jobson who is Program Director for XM’s reggae channel and/or host of the Reggae Smoke-In show.
          Sonny Landreth: “USS Zydecoldsmobile”, from Levee Town (2000)
    Here’s the link to Jackson’s Buffett News thread. It’s buried on the third page now — but feel free to leave it blank. We wouldn’t want to disturb it. Here’s the link for the Buffett World thread too.
    Our two cameos tonight are from Leo and Jennifer. Those albums I recommended are Zachary Richard’s Snake Bite Love [iTunes] and Buckwheat Zydeco’s On a Night Like This [iTunes]. For no one’s benefit, my desktop widget’s literal French translation of “I gotta take a shit” is “Je dois prendre une merde.”
    And on that note… that’s it for this week’s notes. Let the Pine Knob concert countdown begin!

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Episode 15: If We Could Just Get It On SD Flash

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, August 30 2006, (10:00 PM – 11:30 PM) at Big Al’s in Browstown MI
    “Greg, Schmoe, Scott, Mickey, and Mike talk Somewhere Over China. With cameo appearances by Meredith, Joe, Laury, and Kevin.

Fig 1.1: Kermit Laugh.
Keeping mouth open, bob head vigorously up and down while turning head from side to side.

    It was the last night of the Fore Skins Golf League for 2006. The boys feasted on steak sandwiches, Amber Bock, and several shots. The podcast began later than usual, but at least things were lively and people were in a festive mood. Some incriminating photos were taken as well, but we’ll get to that later…
    First, let’s discuss this week’s show. It’s pretty funny how many name changes the new album has gone through. I think it went through three in two days. After all is said and done, this might end up being the cover. (Of the four titles I’ve heard the one I don’t like is Paddlin’ Out … but maybe that’s because it reminds me of visits to the school principal.)
    I guess this is the tattoo Scott mentions.
    And this is the map photo Greg mentions (on the left).
    Here’s a xylophone resource for Schmoe, and even a marimba to play; though personally I prefer this one.
    Schmoe’s uncanny knack at the Kermit Laugh™ came as a complete surprise. It was definitely a “You Had To Be There” moment; and though it won’t translate at all via audio, maybe the included diagram might help explain.
    Many music fans will recognize “Mach schau!” as a reference to the Beatles’ days in Hamburg. I was grossly in error when I said the Cavern Club, but it was the first night spot that came to mind. What I meant was the Kaiserkeller, where Bruno Koschmeider would yell that phrase to keep his bands playing.
    The Who’s “Guitar and Pen” is from 1978’s Who are You.
    Frank Loesser’s “On a Slow Boat to China” was written in 1945. This page tells the story of the song and the phrase.

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A Note from the Webmaster

    A few people expressed problems downloading our most recent show … and in fact I had a hell of a time uploading it, as well as the second Caseville video. Added to that, the downstreaming Flash videos were verging on being unplayable. All our podcast files were hosted by Go Daddy, which I assumed would be a good and reliable service seeing as they pretty much manage the Internet. I found out afterward — both in reviews and by the hard way — that while they might be a great way to buy domain names, their hosting services are extremely spotty. I was seeing more and more evidence of this as the weeks went on. The last weekend was my last straw. I was annoyed and frustrated enough that I suddenly and perhaps impulsively arranged for another service. Now our files are being served from Bluehost.com, a host recommended to me by a fellow Detroit Podcaster.
    I even purchased a new domain name with them too: wastinaway.net. Wastinaway.com is already in use, by a Jimmy Buffett cover band. (Wastingaway.com (with a “g”) has also been purchased, but by one of those rotten “squatter” companies. So no link for them!) I was torn whether to go with “wastinaway.net” or “wastingaway.net” … and I ended up getting both. It will save us the trouble of over-explaining or of needing to spelli the name out during the shows. (Wastinaway.net is the domain with actual content however; wastingaway.net just redirects you to this same page.)
    With northcoastcast.com and wastinaway.net covered, I’m figuring onthe.org is pretty much inevitable.
    All the files were moved over last night, so hopefully you’ll be enjoying faster download speeds now. You might even have noticed the change, in that some podcatchers recognized the files as brand new today and tried to download them all over again when updated. Sorry about that. There’s no need to download everything over, if your podcatcher has a similar reaction. The audio files are exactly the same, the only change was their location.
    I’m still at sea on what to do with our new site. I’ve toyed with starting a new blog there or even a Wiki or discussion board. But this might mean losing some of the features and probably some of the comments stored here. The one thing I did get started is a photo gallery, which so far includes Greg’s Caseville photos and some pictures from Big Al’s.
    As for now, the aim is to offer speedier and more reliable delivery of our content. Because, as I said somewhere else, downloading our shows should be no more painful than listening to them.

Cheeseburger in Caseville 2006: Video Diary

Friday, August 11 2006
    2:00 PM: Show up at Joe’s. Pick up Greg.
    3:30 PM: Mike is so eager to get out of his office he said his chair is probably still spinning.
    5:30 PM: Get to Bad Axe. Check into our room. Tequila shots. Head over to Caseville at 7:40 PM.
    8:15 PM: Buy $5 button at amphitheater for admission to all shows. Walk around town. Have dinner and drinks at Riverside Roadhouse.
    12:30 AM: Back at our room in Bad Axe. More tequila shots. Watch TV and video files off Mickey’s laptop.
    2:30 AM: Bedtime.
    4:30 AM: Mickey finally falls asleep, tiring of using audiobooks to drown out Schmoe’s snoring

Saturday, August 12 2006
    Morning: Schmoe, Mike, and Greg avail themselves of the continental breakfast as well as the swimming pool and hot tub.
    11:40 AM: In an unusually quiet room, Mickey finally wakes up.
    12:30 PM: Head back to Caseville.
    1:00 PM: Go to beach first. Buy $6 sunglasses. Find out we could’ve gotten into amphitheater free from the beach.
    Afternoon: Mike had seen sign for gumbo so we walk to Farm Restaurant to buy some. Lines to order and to pick-up food are confused and wait is long. No alcohol either.
    Later: We walk to Elizabeth Port Grill for Bourbon Burger and Coronas. Next door, in the park, the Lost Shakers are playing. Go across the street to buy “Mike’s Hard Mike-aritas.”
    Later still: Walk several blocks to official store. Buy shirts and souvenirs. Interview Marie who invites us to look for Steve by the pink bus at tonight’s concert.
    Sunset: Go back to beach, worried lots might be locked-up before long. Park on the street, stop at party store, return to amphitheater for Air Margaritaville.
    Evening: Sound problems cut first set short. Manage to videotape both rounds of cheeseburger eating contest (but footage is too dark to be useable). Finally find Steve during Ai Margaritaville’s second set and record interview. See a shooting star but Mickey misses it.
    Night: Stuck on the sidewalk as bars are at capacity. Find out about Hersel’s and drive a few miles out of town to find it. Pay $3 cover, quickly buy Coronas, and stand near the dance floor watching the young girls act slutty. DJ clears dance floor by playing “Come Monday”…and even ruins it for us older folks by trying to sing along without benefit of knowing the words.
    Late night: Head back to Bad Axe. Mike makes margaritas. Mickey determinedly stands out in parking lot in bare feet until he can see his own shooting star.

Episode 14: Tales from Late Last Night

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, August 23 2006, (9:30 PM – 11:30 PM) at Big Al’s in Browstown MI
    “Mike, Schmoe, Greg, and Mickey discuss the new single, the Hoot bonus DVD, yet more from Caseville, and reviews of Coconut Telegraph. With Dan and Laury as the noisy and mutinous studio audience.

    I freely admit it: we talk too damn much.
    I fully expected this to be one of our shorter shows. We had little to talk about — not much in the news and just an album review to discuss — yet we ended up with one of our longer shows. Heaven help you if we ever decide to review Boats Beaches Bars & Ballads.
    Dan, mentioned in last week’s episode, showed up in a cameo; and Laury, who first appeared on Episode 11, also stuck around. Together, they threatened to conduct their own simultaneous podcast, as can be heard in the audio file’s left channel. And who can forget the horseshoe game in the right channel.
    Latest news on “Bama Breeze” is that the promo CD single is being sent out to radio stations and that the album whence it comes is changing titles every day. (By the way, I knew there had to be a reason I had trouble saying “Bama Breeze” last week, and I think it stems from getting it confused with the Bahama Breeze restaurant in Livonia.) According to Buffett News, the song was written by Chris Tompkins, Josh Kear, and Mark Irwin. And in a Buffett World message board thread, you can download Josh Kear’s demo of the song as well as view the cover for Jimmy’s CD single.
    Link for Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame (not to be confused with the Songwriters Hall of Fame).
    It’s great to get more live Buffett on DVD, but I found watching the From the Big Apple to the Big Easy video very frustrating. Not only does the director keep returning to the same six audience members, he has a knack for singling out the performer next to whomever is soloing. (I was also disappointed the video is not 16×9.)
    Walmart hardly needs us to advertise for them, but here’s the link to their Hoot exclusive. Mike’s quote about forgetting batteries was a direct shot at me, in reference to our recording of Episode 12 (though technically, I had batteries. I simply wanted to go home for fresh batteries). Another inside joke refers to when Mike and Joe were in deep discussion at some very noisy bar. (I was not there so hopefully they can fill in the details.) Mike brought up the subject of Pistons tickets and Joe, obviously mishearing him, looked suddenly shocked and offended if not a little hurt, and asked “Did you just call me a dick?” Mike has since made sure this will be a long-running running gag.
    Re: Caseville. Greg gave me a CDR of his photos, so I should be uploading them soon — barring all the ones where I look too fat.
    Sing along to our newly minted Album of the Week theme song.
    Want to see the album package we’re talking about?
    I swear Deborah McColl had a website, back when her first solo album came out in 2000; but at least here’s a link to the album. [Could I have confused it with Claudia Cummings’s website?] Update: Deborah McColl’s website is located at — where else? — Deborah McColl.com.
    “Stars Fell on Alabama”, music by Frank Perkins and lyrics by Marshall Parish, was written in 1934.  The title has been on the Alabama license plate since 2002.  Perkins also wrote the music for the 1964 Don Knotts movie The Incredible Mr Limpet.
    We thought it funny that the big dance club in Caseville was named Herschel’s…but it turns out all our jokes were based on a misreading of the sign! Then again, even they get their name wrong (take a close look at the URL).
    The selection again did not make the final cut, but our next album review will be for Somewhere Over China.

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Episode 13: With Our Weekend in Caseville Concluded

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, August 16 2006, (9:30 PM – 11:00 PM) at Big Al’s in Browstown MI; and location recording from Caseville MI on Saturday, August 12.
    “Mike, Mickey, Schmoe, and Greg discuss their pilgrimage to the Cheeseburger Festival, and Scott joins in to opine on Banana Wind. Special guest stars: Meredith and Laura.

    Note: I’m still trying to find time to edit the Caseville video. The first interview was recorded Saturday afternoon outside the Official Cheeseburger Store (6912 Main Street, Caseville MI 4872). The second interview was conducted Saturday night near the park amphitheater, with Air Margaritaville performing in the background. The “thirty to forty, between sets” refers to a cheeseburger eating contest held during the Air Margaritaville intermission.
    In regards to the release date for Banana Wind: it was released on June 4 1996. As with Barometer Soup, I got a chance to listen to it the night before it came out, at the now defunct Blockbuster Music on Michigan Ave in Dearborn. I consulted my journal to back this up, and I am reminded that we’d seen these same songs performed in concert at Pine Knob the previous Thursday (May 30).

…I took Middlebelt to Michigan and headed to Blockbuster Music. I needed to pre-order the Buffett disc today if I wanted to get in on that sticker deal. So I sat at their “bar” and listened to the CD. The copy they had was still in its plastic holder, so I asked if they had one open. The guy took that one and unlocked it for me. I listened to bits of each song. I got more than halfway through before I lost track and had to skip around, losing my place. Some of the songs were familiar from the concert. These seemed to be the ones I like best. I couldn’t help but feel slightly disappointed though. I wasn’t sure if it was because I was rushed — because I wasn’t really in the mood, seeing as Mike wasn’t here to make an event out of it [like last year] — but a lot of the album did not grab me as Barometer Soup had done. And I did not care for the overall acoustic sound. The constant strumming got rather monotonous and the some of the songs sounded the same. I noted how the sign behind the “bar” advertised a “collection of stickers” if I pre-ordered. I also liked how the CD was only $12.99 and I would only have to put down five dollars. I was willing to pay for it now, and I was also planning on buying Mike’s copy too. That way I could either pick up both copies Tuesday or he could just swing in and pick his up without having to bother much. I figured I owed it to him; not only was he going through hell [with his dad in the hospital], but he had also provided both the food and booze last Thursday.

    The following day, after giving blood at the Red Cross in Southgate, I returned to Blockbuster Music in Dearborn.

I went over to Blockbuster and picked up my two CDs. The kid recognized me and went off to get my CDs from the back. He rang me up but didn’t mention any stickers, so I brought the subject up. He didn’t seem to know anything about it, but the second kid went to the back and came out with a long thin strip in clear plastic. I thought the collection of stickers must be on some wide ribbon, but what he handed over was a simple, single bumper sticker. It was white with “PARROTHEAD” in pink. It was terribly lame, but it was apparently legit since it had MCA and Blockbuster logos on it. The guy remembered to give me two. [After work I swung by Mike’s house to leave the CD with his wife.]

    The “Oh? oh? oh? — ooooh!” reaction is from 1987, when Mike sneaked down to the stagefront for the encores. I’ve got the audio but it really isn’t clear enough to include here.
    The “Aeolian chords” line is from a famous quote by William Mann, music critic of the London Times, where he described the “Aeolian cadence at the end of “Not a Second Time” (the chord progression which ends Mahler’s ‘Song of the Earth’)” when reviewing With the Beatles. Is that Don’t Stop the Carnival song “Just an Old Truth Teller”?
    I coudn’t resist monkeying with Scott’s reviews, turning them into a kind of Poetry Corner-type segment. The music in the background is Mozart’s Piano Concerto In D minor, K. 466: 1st Movement.
    Meredith and Laura manage to make a special appearance just before the end. Laura used to be the cook at Big Al’s and, by remarkable coincidence, also had a porch crashed into. The “Dan” mentioned, now in Nicaragua, is the same Dan heard at the very beginning of our Show 0.
    The selection did not make the final cut, again, but our next album review will be for Coconut Telegraph.
    My favorite show quote is a tie this week: “OK. Jimmy flies. We get it.” and “You’re Chicken Taco Guy!”

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Cheeseburger in Caseville 2006

    Our visit to the festival was a lot of fun. We shot some video, took some photos, and recorded some audio…much of which I hope to upload to the site or include in our podcasts. I’m slowly editing some Flash videos so check this space to see when I’m done. Or you can head over to Caseville right now and make your own memories! The festival lasts through Sunday, August 20.

Episode 12: Top Ten Breezy Lizards

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, August 9 2006, (9:00 PM – 11:00 PM) at Big Al’s in Browstown MI.
    “We tried using an agenda this week and ended up with our longest show yet. Bullet points include a look at the Week in Audio, our Top Ten favorite songs, reviews of Off to See the Lizard, and assorted walk-ons.

    One of my less inspired titles, but I was in a hurry to upload the show this morning and couldn’t come up with anything better. Another sizable turnout with appearances from Mike, Mickey Schmoe, Scott, Greg, Kevin, Greg 2.0, and Meredith.
    I was requesting more structure to the shows (if only so we can up with some kind of formal closing rather than just letting the proceedings peter out like we usually do) so Schmoe typed up an agenda. This might expain all the paper-shuffling. Notice the different mic placement? For the heck of it, since we clustered aroud the end of the table, I mic’d from side to side of the table rather than from end to end. Schmoe’s “That was a big one. That was a little one” makes me think of a Dr Seuss book. The first “frog” (or Red Fish) is Kevin and the second frog (or Blue Fish) is Greg 2.0. Scott alludes to an FSGL incident earlier in the day when Mike failed to yell “Fore!” and his golf ball hit 2.0’s foot.
    You can download the complete Miles Hampton interview here or here, depending on your allegiance. The Steve Dahl interview is somewhat edited (I know I could’ve cut even more, but I liked what he had to say about License to Chill) and the performance of “Sweet Home Chicago” is heavily edited. For the sake of time, I excised a line or two, a couple choruses, and the guitar and piano solos; but at least you get to hear all of Jimmy’s new lyrics. The Mark Knopfler/Emmylou Harris album Jimmy mentions is presumably this one. Learn more about Gomez here. Keep track of Greg’s nicknames on the FSGL blog. As you can tell, I misquoted the “Nothing But a Breeze” lyric…but, like I said, I only heard it the one time.
    Top Tens:

Mickey’s Top Ten:
      A Pirate Looks at 40
      Volcano
      One Particular Harbour
      African Friend
      Tin Cup Chalice
      Treat Her Like a Lady
      The Captain and the Kid
      The Weather is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful
      Chansons Pour Les Petits Enfants
      Brahma Fear 

Honorable Mention:
      Nautical Wheelers
      Havana Daydreamin’
      Baby’s Gone Shopping
      Twelve Volt Man
      It’s My Job
      Last Man Standing
      Pacing the Cage
      The Night I Painted the Sky
      Lone Palm
      Love in the Library
      West Nashville Grand Ballroom Gown
      Peanut Butter Conspiracy

Mike’s Top Ten:
      1. A Pirate Looks at Forty
      2. Trying to Reason with Hurricane Season
      3. Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes
      4. Cowboy in the Jungle
      5. Come Monday
      6. The Wino and I Know
      7. Defying Gravity
      8. Livingston Saturday Night
      9. Somewhere Over China
    10. Island
Greg’s Top Ten
      Brown Eyed Girl
      Margaritaville
      Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw
      Cowboy in the Jungle
      Boat Drinks
      Take It Back
      Trying to Reason with Hurricane Season
      Last Mango in Paris
      Chansons Pour Les Petits Enfants
      One Particular Harbour
Joe’s Top Ten:
      Dreamsicle
      Honey Do
      Meet Me in Memphis
      Steamer
      Sea of Heartbreak
      That was the Night I Painted the Sky
      African Friend
      Cowboy in the Jungle
      Trying to Reason With Hurricane Season
      In the Shelter 

Honorable Mention:
      Son of a Son of a Sailor
      Why Don’t We Get Drunk
      Come Monday
      Volcano
      One Particular Harbour
      That’s What Living Is To Me
      Take Another Road
      Distantly in Love
      Nautical Wheelers
      A Pirate Looks at Forty
      Pascagoula Run

Scott’s Top Ten
      Banana Republics
      Happily Ever After (Now and Then)
      Semi-True Stories
      I Heard I Was in Town
      Far Side of the World
      Window on the World
      Dreamsicle
      Cowboy in the Jungle
      School Boy Heart
      The Nighted I Painted the Sky 

Honorable Mention:
      The Great Filling Station Holdup
      Death of an Unpopular Poet
      Ballad of Spider John
      Havana Daydreamin’
      African Friend
      Chanson Pour Les Petits Enfants
      Growing Older But Not Up
      Little Miss Magic
      When the Wild Life Betrays Me
      Love in Decline
      If The Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me
      When The Coast is Clear

    I’m compelled to point out how Scott had issues regarding cover versions in our lists, yet includes “Banana Republics” (Steve Goodman) and “Window on the World” (John Hiatt). Pwned, I say, sir. Pwned!
    There’s a curious discrepancy on the Off to See the Lizard release date. Some websites say June 19 1989 while others say June 26 1989. Even more curious, both these dates are Mondays, whereas I thought albums are commonly released on Tuesdays. I had to dig out my journal (way back to the old analog, typewriter days) to settle things. Along the way I found out Jimmy was on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson June 19 and Carson held up the LP and announced the new album was out “today”. A check of all the local record stores the following morning turned up nothing. (My journal also reminds me my job did not have “flexible hours” at this time. I was in fact still freelancing that summer.) My records eventually show I got the CD on Tuesday, June 27 1989, at the Tel-Goddard Harmony House:

    The new Buffett disc was first up in the new releases section [in the racks]. They didn’t have any on the wall or even in Buffett’s section. […] It was marked down to $14.99 but the guy gave me an additional 25% off ’cause of their Summer Sale. I paid $11.24 for it, plus 45 cents tax; total $11.69.
    […] I was pleased to see Hud’s car in his driveway. I hadn’t seen it when I’d left so I took the chance he wasn’t sleeping or anything and pulled up behind his car. He opened the front door, saw me, put up one finger, closed the door, and, bless him, shuffled his dog Bo downstairs. [Bo was huge and had bit me once.] I went back to the car to get the disc and we looked it over in the driveway. Joe’s sisters stopped by too. Joe had just called Hud up, asking about the disc, and his sisters were now off to Fairlane Mall to pick it up for Joe. I showed the disc to them too. It started to sprinkle so Bill and I went indoors. He put the disc on and couldn’t resist calling up Mike. We ragged on Mike, letting him know we were listening to the album and listening to it first while he couldn’t get to it till after work. I stood nearby, rubbing it in more by reading little tidbits from the CD booklet. It was then I noticed Buffett mentioned Michigan. We called around songs one and two.

    The occasional snippets of Off to See the Lizard are from Scott’s MacBook. The CMT show whose title escaped me is Nashville Now; and it wasn’t CMT, it was TNN. “ICE” is the “International CD Exchange” newsletter. It wasn’t St Kitt’s, it was Nevis (scroll to bottom of page). Isabella did not throw a shotglass at the ship’s clock, it was a champagne glass (Tales First Edition, page 152). Evidently I didn’t hear Greg say Jay Oliver wrote “Mermaid in the Night” or else I could’ve told him it was Mac McAnally. And apparently I’m a hypocrite because “I Wish Lunch Could Last Forever” has fake harmonica too.
    And even with a printed agenda, our show endings are just as awkward.

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Episode 11: Patio Bash

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, August 2 2006, (9:30 PM – 11:30 PM) behind Big Al’s in Browstown MI.
    “Our biggest turnout yet: Don, Laury, Greg, Greg 2.0, Mike, Mickey, Schmoe, and even Scott, discussing the new DVD and a classic album.

    Can you guys make out what Greg 2.0 is saying? The bar was noisy and he was sitting far from the mic, but if you listen closely you can make out “You know, during my travels, I, I, you know, listening to Sirius radio, looking–looking for something to listen to, I could find the Jimmy Buffett channel.
    “…What the fuck?
    “[To Nate] Sorry little Joe. I’ll watch my language.
    “But uh…I never listened to it, but I saw it. And I immediately thought about you goofy bastards. And I’m driving down the middle of Missouri, laughing my ass off. ‘I bet these goofy bastards are sitting there listening to this crap right now.’”
    Is it true there were more people on mic than subscribe to the show? We even had an audience, as Don and Nate (Schmoe’s son) listened off-mic. Well, actually, Nate slept through the whoe recording — which makes him pretty much your typical North Coast Cast subscriber. And apparently we’re going for the record on most gay jokes per minute (gjpm); but how else could we celebrate the return of the prodigal Scott?! He came back in time to discuss the new live DVD. And the “PC” Schmoe refers to (which really was our only light source outside) is actually Scott’s brand new 15″ MacBook. So much for Apple’s “Mac vs PC” marketing campaign. By the way, speaking of gjpm, I think I should’ve said “minced” instead of “flounced” during the show.
    Thanks to listener Ed (who’s also present on our our Frappr map) I got word that Best Buy was selling Live at Wrigley Field ahead of its release date. The Best Buy near where I work did not have it, but this was hardly a surprise since they never seem to have anything — despite always having fully stocked shelves. I managed to snag the disc Friday morning at the Southgate Best Buy, and was able to revel in it all weekend long. I even got to watch it on a 50″ plasma screen, pleasantly surprised to find out the concert is 16×9 anamorphic. (Why do I have the feeling Jimmy must have bought a widescreen TV or two recently?) The daylight video reveals some compression problems, but the nighttime stuff looks great. And I have to admit, at the risk of sounding Scott-ish, that watching women thrust their upper frontals at the camera is actually kind of scary on a 50″ screen.
    The benefit of being in charge of the show notes is even if I don’t speak up dring the show, I get to have the last word here. Despite liking the DVD, especially the unobtrusive and non-flashy editing, I have a problem with the concert itself. I really wish Jimmy would let go of Heather Perry and the on-stage choreography. I’m not denying Ms Perry looks great, but she is more of a distraction from the music and doesn’t add to the show. (Actually whenever she appears I keep thinking someone from the crowd got up on stage.) I really hate all this theatrical staging, with the props and skits and fire eaters and limbo contests. It reeks too much of those lame Carnival Cruise Line shows. When I go to a Buffett show (those rare years he deigns to visit us) I go fo the great songs, story telling, and banter — not lion tamers, costume changes, and trapeze artistes.
    </rant>
    Those were my DVD notes. Here are my Son of a Son of a Sailor notes. 1) When I was younger I cynically figured Jimmy made this the single just so it would sound like he was going to say “son of a bitch” on the radio. It was a long while later before I got to read the lyrics and see what a great song this really is.
    2) I got my Eskatrol definition from the COB,O.org FAQ.
    3) as with the title track, I cynically figured “The Last Line” was a veiled reference to cocaine. Reading the lyrics it looks like Keith Sykes might have been extremely depressed. Were there fearful outcries of retirement when Jimmy sang “Time has come to not make a sound” the way some people are now bewailing his writing a song called “Party at the End of the World”?
    4) I like to think that I single-handedly got Jimmy to perform “Livingston Saturday Night” live. I couldn’t understand why year after year this song never made the setlist; it seemed like this would be such an exciting, energizing addition to a show. Whenever I wrote to the Margaritaville Store in Key West I would include this demand. And after four years of letters, Jimmy finally played it! I got to hear it three times at his three night stand at Pine Knob, and I would smile proudly knowing this was all because of me. Sadly, this was way back in 1993 and he’s hardly played it since.
    5) it’s easy to enjoy a song about cheeseburgers…but then they had to ruin it by having a dancing cow on stage in 2001. Was that Heather Perry in there? 6) like I said in the show, I love the orchestration but the song is too slow for me. 7) I thought it was “cull the world’s rum”, Scott thought it was “crawl the world’s run”, Mike thought is was “Calderwood’s Rum”, Margaritaville.com says “Caldwood’s Rum”; but Google seems to suggest it’s “Callwood’s Rum” (cf. here and here — no matter how many e-mails Schmoe sends me!). And the other lyric debate obviously refers to the sleeves of Dwight Schrute. (Long ago I thought it might have something to do with “cheroot”.)
    8) Wikipedia has some juicy quotes from Florida Citrus Commission spokeswoman Anita Bryant and her stand against Dade County’s 1977 anti-descrimination ordinance. I was going to include some here, but I almost feel we’ve done more than enough gay-bashing this week. After all, this show was supposed to be our submission reel for the 17th Annual GLAAD Media Awards. And I was wrong in saying Son of a Son of a Sailor came out that same year; it was released a year later.
    And, 9) like I said, Jimmy needs to write more story-songs like this one, and he really needs to perform this one.
    Want to read along with Schmoe? Download a PDF of the ABC Records memo.
    P.S.: it didn’t make the final cut, but next week’s assignment is our top ten Buffett songs and our thoughts on Off to the See the Lizard. Feel free to share your own with us at podcast@northcoastcast.com.

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