Schmoeonade™

Retrieved by popular demand from the comments of Episode 30, here’s another Schmoetail recipe:

Schmoeonade
2 oz. Reposado Tequila,
1½ oz. Triple Sec,
3 oz, Sweet & Sour Mix (Mr. & Mrs. T is the best, believe it or not),
2 oz. or so 7-Up,
2 tsp. Bar Syrup or Sugar or Cane Sugar,
Half of lemon and lemon slice,

Fill tall glass with ice. I mean a tall glass. Lots of ice cubes. Put at least one lemon slice in amongst the ice. Squeeze half a lemon into shaker along with some ice. After you are done squeezing, place the poor little pathetic looking juiced half-lemon into the shaker as well. Take my word for it. Shake everything but the 7-Up in the shaker. (Schmoe has to admit he once — just ONCE — shook with the 7-Up inside and it took all his might to keep the shaker from exploding with energy generated from the carbonation.) As you pour into the tall glass (remember the tall glass?), pour some 7-Up into the glass at the same time — just a couple ounces. This can save the whole need to stir if you pour together since the glass is so tall and filled with so many ice cubes and you may want to get right to enjoying the drink as soon as possible. Sip and enjoy, preferably out on a pool deck, in the sun, or the shade, or something like that.

On the North Coast, we also enjoy inside, during the winter months, which is about eight of them, while we pretend we are outside in the sun, wearing sun glasses, on vacation, listening to Buffett, and enjoying our refreshment. It doesn’t take much to get us doing that. Anyway, back to the drink. It is refreshing and surprisingly much like the fresh lemonade you get at fairs in the summer, with one difference, our concoction has tequila. I imagine that you can probably use rum or something like that. Possibly a lemon or lime essenced rum or vodka, that is, if you are not man enough for tequila.
{Based on a few tequila/lemonade type recipes out there}

CabillitSchmoe™

North Coast Concoction of the Week

CabillitSchmoe™
2 oz. Best Damn Tequila You Own (Patron is good),
1 oz. Rose’s Sweetened Lime Juice, chilled,

Pour tequila into a cabillito. Top with chilled lime juice. Drink. Have another. It is even better if the tequila is chilled. Quick. Easy. Smooth. Effective. Starts the night out right. Enjoy before entering a concert or movie.

Happy Valentine’s Day

    Following up on the last episode, here are a couple more selections for favorite Buffett love songs, to help shape the soundtrack for tonight.

Schmoe says:
“Steamer”. But since he didn’t write it, I will add “Come Monday” as my #2. “Lady I Can’t Explain” is #3.

Mike says:
“Come Monday” is still the greatest. “Survive” off of Volcano is my runner up.

Schmoetails

    As requested, here are the recipes for the drinks appearing in our recent video. We hope to add more to this list as we come up with them.
Cheers!

Christmas Tequila

  • 1 fifth Blanco Tequila
  • 1-2 small boxes Raisins
  • 3-4 sticks Cinnamon Sticks

    Prepare at least three months before you plan on drinking (i.e. you may use Labor Day as a guide to concoct for Christmastime or Winter Solstice or New Year’s or Guys’ Shopping Night or any other of the appropriate December holidays). Use your favorite brand of tequila. Real tequila. The 100% de Agave stuff. Blanco. Silver. Whatever your brand calls it.
    Open the bottle and pour some out into a clean and worthy receptacle to be retrieved in a few moments. Drop in the raisins and the cinnamon sticks. Re-fill the Christmas Tequila bottle with whatever was poured out earlier. If not all fits, it’s your lucky day! Shoot it down in your favorite manner to celebrate the moment. Date the bottle and even number it with the Julian date if you so desire. Close, put in very back of liquor cabinet, and let it rest at least three months. Plan party around the three month mark and share with friends.
    Terrific sipping neat, chilled from a shaker, or over ice. Try rimming your glass of choice with cinnamon and sugar. Fits into a Cinnamon Girl smartly. Also goes great in egg nog, especially the farther down the bottle you go. Try other variations. What the heck? It’s the Holidays!
{Credit for this idea goes to Tequila-Shots.com, since this is where I heard it first.}

Schmoe Nog

  • 1½ oz. Christmas Tequila,
  • 4 oz. Egg Nog (from dairy section of supermarket is fine)
  • ½ oz. Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps (optional),

Pour egg nog into crystal cup. Poor tequila into the egg nog and stir. Enjoy this sweet treat.

Cinnamon Girl

  • 2oz. Christmas Tequila
  • 1/2 oz. Orange Juice
  • 1 oz. Rose’s Lime Juice
  • 1/2 oz. Cointreau
  • 1 Cinnamon Stick

Rim glass with cinnamon sugar
Place cinnamon stick in glass
{Credit for this recipe goes to the Cabo Wabo site}

PSA

    Happy New Year, everybody! Thanks for subscribing and thanks for making us the #1 Jimmy Buffett podcast in 2006.
    The group met yesterday, and while eating chicken wings and watching U of M lose it was decided our next episode will be recorded January 10. This took so much out of us we never got around to discussing actual show content, however. That’s the day after Steve Jobs’s keynote at Macworld too, so be warned that Scott and I might wind up turning it into a big tech podcast.
    In the meantime, even though the holiday parties might be over here is an important public service announcement, courtesy of Schmoe (and others).

    (Video originally from YouTube [link] and uploaded by starlightjen.)

VIDEO: A Visit from St Nicshmolas

    As promised, Schmoe brought his Christmas tequila over for us to sample. I got to see a matinee of Spamalot earlier in the day, but arrived well in time to record the taste testing session. We included it in the feed as a special holiday bonus and also have it here as a Flash Video file.

    If we’ve been good little boys and girls, perhaps Schmoe will share his drink recipes. And, if we’re lucky, maybe we can hear his clinking bottles in the air as he travels from house to house dispensing holiday cheer.

Digging Our Scene

    As of yesterday, Digg.com, the popular news-sharing site, has started listing podcasts; and as of today, we’re part of that list. You can see our page here. They not only list each episode and give you the ability to view or watch it directly at the site, they also offer the ability to comment on each episode. If you’re already a Digg member, we encourage you to post your feedback there (or here). We love to see what you have to say.
    Happy Holidays. New festive video coming soon (we hope).
    P.S.: I forgot to mention you have to be registered with Digg to see their beta Podcast section, but if you’re the kind of hip with-it netizen whom TIME would honor as Person of the Year this won’t be a problem. Also you can seek us out at the new Plugg’d directory.

This Week’s Assignment

    We will podcast this week (11/15). Then we will take at least one week off for the holiday. That means, this week is our Very Special Thanksgiving Episode™. As always, there is homework.
    Another FourCast:

  1) Idea to add just a bit of Buffetty-ness, if at all, to your Thanksgiving holiday
  2) Favorite Fingers solo of all time
  3) Favorite Buffett clothing (of your own, not Jimmy’s wardrobe)
  4) Favorite songs by other artists that mention Buffett

    Send your responses to podcast@northcoastcast.com, Skype us at shortfatguyonline, leave us a voice mail message at 1-774-221-7346, or send us audio feedback at northcoastcast@gmail.com.

More Homework

    It’s another four-question quiz for this week’s podcast — or, in this case, what you might call a “FourCast”. What are your responses to the following?

  1) Favorite Buffett line/lyric
  2) Favorite Buffett cover song or remake
  3) Favorite Buffett live song (from CD or heard in-person)
  4) Favorite Buffett album cover

Share your thoughts with us at podcast [at] northcoastcast.com.

Changes

    Over the last several days, you’ve probably encountered this —

MySQL ERROR:

Error Number: 1226

Description: User ‘shortfat_XXXX’ has exceeded the ‘max_questions’ resource (current value: 50000)

Query: SELECT hits, locked_out, last_activity FROM exp_throttle WHERE ip_address= ‘XXX.XX.X.XXX’

— rather than the usual blog template. Evidently this site’s server host, iPowerWeb.com, has been throttling SQL queries to 50,000, which I hear is quite low. With the growing interest in our podcast and constant hits from searchbots and the usual phentermine spammers, the blog has been going offline every other day. Often, I can catch this and repair it, but the more it happens the more irritating it gets.
    Thus, I have moved the blog to our other domain, hosted at Bluehost.com. All the entries should be intact and all the comments should have been retained. The blog also has a simpler URL than the old convoluted “http://www.shortfatguy.com/blog.php/jbcast/index” one from before.
    Hopefully waters should be less choppy here.