7:46 AM:
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“Trying to get Wifi at M’ville Cafe WTF” |
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“Sunset (over what my so thinks is Cuba)” |
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“Street performer that was on Broadway in Pippin (Mike stopped reading after ‘performer’)” |
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“Sun is setting with pirate ship #schmoeisacclimated” |
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“Cat Man™ Omigosh we need to talk about this dude” |
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“Warm sunset Hazy at the horizon” |
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“Tonight Big Bird earns his keep the hard way” |
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“Tacos at Amigos with a view of Captain Tony’s #captainamigoschmoe” |
9:15 AM:
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“75″ tequilas” |
2:09 PM:
➤ Schmoe: Overheard at Key West Airport
➤ Schmoe: by Gate agent:
➤ Schmoe: “Can you tell me how much fuel l need
➤ Schmoe: to order?
➤ Schmoe: Nice knowing you guys.
➤ Schmoe: Plus…<trying not to cry>…
➤ Schmoe: this little flight has no first class
➤ Schmoe: so I have to…ride…COACH!
➤ Schmoe: It’s ok tho
➤ Schmoe: My flight from Miami to Detroit is First Class…
➤ Schmoe: the risotto with white wine clam sauce
➤ Schmoe: should alleviate any stress from
➤ Schmoe: being back with common-folk
3:15 PM:
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“Gassing up” |
➤ Schmoe: Miami airport
➤ Schmoe: We had enough gas
➤ Schmoe: I went to the bathroom and
➤ Schmoe: when I needed to use the one sink
➤ Schmoe: …some dude was using it for a long time…
➤ Schmoe: to finish…washing…his feet.
➤ Schmoe: Yes, his feet.
➤ Schmoe: #closertoDearbornthanpreviouslythought
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“First class. They warmed my nuts. #schmoeisimmature #schmoewantstogobacktothewater” |