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    Presenting Amigo Schmoe’s “Worlds Collide” cake.  Count the references…

    Schmoe is at M’ville Las Vegas this weekend…

M’ville Las Vegas

7:46 AM:

“Trying to get Wifi at M’ville Cafe WTF”

“Sunset (over what my so thinks is Cuba)”

“Street performer that was on Broadway in Pippin (Mike stopped reading after ‘performer’)”

“Sun is setting with pirate ship #schmoeisacclimated”

“Cat Man™ Omigosh we need to talk about this dude”

“Warm sunset Hazy at the horizon”

“Tonight Big Bird earns his keep the hard way”

“Tacos at Amigos with a view of Captain Tony’s #captainamigoschmoe”

9:15 AM:

“75″ tequilas”

2:09 PM:
    ➤   Schmoe: Overheard at Key West Airport
    ➤   Schmoe: by Gate agent:
    ➤   Schmoe: “Can you tell me how much fuel l need
    ➤   Schmoe: to order?

    ➤   Schmoe: Nice knowing you guys.

    ➤   Schmoe: Plus…<trying not to cry>…
    ➤   Schmoe: this little flight has no first class
    ➤   Schmoe: so I have to…ride…COACH!

    ➤   Schmoe: It’s ok tho
    ➤   Schmoe: My flight from Miami to Detroit is First Class…
    ➤   Schmoe: the risotto with white wine clam sauce
    ➤   Schmoe: should alleviate any stress from
    ➤   Schmoe: being back with common-folk

3:15 PM:

“Gassing up”

    ➤   Schmoe: Miami airport
    ➤   Schmoe: We had enough gas
    ➤   Schmoe: I went to the bathroom and
    ➤   Schmoe: when I needed to use the one sink
    ➤   Schmoe: …some dude was using it for a long time…
    ➤   Schmoe: to finish…washing…his feet.
    ➤   Schmoe: Yes, his feet.
    ➤   Schmoe: #closertoDearbornthanpreviouslythought

“First class. They warmed my nuts. #schmoeisimmature #schmoewantstogobacktothewater”

7:32 AM:

“Sunrise”

7:36 AM:

“My son Jacob asked: ‘Is that Cuba?’”

7:39 AM:

“Key West Wedding #schmoecrasheswedding”

9:10 AM:

“What I see when I lie down”

9:58 AM:
    ➤   Schmoe: Already took a nap today #schmoeacclimated

12:38 PM:

“Preparing for Swedish massage #schmoeoutofwateragain”

12:45 PM:
    ➤   Schmoe: Done with second nap @ 12:15

2:50 PM:
    ➤   Schmoe: Two guys just asked for rum.
    ➤   Schmoe: “A bottle of Captain Rum!”
    ➤   Schmoe: “No, two bottles of Captain Morgan’s
    ➤   Schmoe: Spiced Rum”
    ➤   Schmoe: Heh

3:06 PM:
    ➤   Schmoe: Conch is my new favorite shell food.
    ➤   Schmoe: Fritters is my new favorite grease food.

3:34 PM:

“WTF”

“Bucknut … she serves the best Conch Fritters”

“I had the Dreamsicle because of course #schmoescene”

“My son Jacob asked: ‘Is this the place you referenced, Mike? Best conch fritters.’”

“Change the sign to Krazy Taco and this is our place”

“A little Roger in Key West”

“Sloppy Schmoe’s™”

“To Greg … Here’s to life…and monkeys!”

“I just always loved the song’”

“SchmoeSelfie™ I cut off my Dreamsicle, dammit. #schmoeoutofwater #schmoecanttakeselfies”

8:16 AM:
    ➤   Schmoe: My hotel has a robe for me #firsttimeever #schmoeoutofwater

8:59 AM:

“While relieving myself of my first drink”

“Never thought I would ever see this in person #gregwasfirst #schmoeoutofwater”

9:22 AM:

Sand.   I love sand.   #makingfistswithmytoes #schmoeoutofwater

9:23 AM:

9:29 AM:

“Where I will be hanging out today…all day…the flag is for when you want someone to give you something…this is something completely new to me #poolononesideoceanontheother #schmoeoutofwater”

9:47 AM:

“They give you binoculars with breakfast here I would like to live where you use binoculars during meals #schmoeoutofwater”

    ➤   Mike: You can do that now.  Just won’t see much.

    ➤   Schmoe: Good point.

10:25 AM:

“The special lounge-chair-feet-from-both-ocean-and-pool-phone-holder is NOT iPhone 6+ compliant #firstworldproblems #schmoeoutofwater #gettingcocky”

    ➤   Mike: Dammit.  Trip is ruined.

2:41 PM:
    ➤   Schmoe: I like drinking in the middle of the day

3:17 PM:

“Landshark bucket and my newly exfoliated hand #seasaltscrubinpublicrestrooms #schmoeoutofwater”

4:58 PM:

5:22 PM:

“Face timing my daughter Conch fritters with spicy sauce Lobster roll Mint Julep Time for Kentucky Derby #keywest #livingright #runfortheroses #schmoeoutofwater #schmoeacclimating”

5:31 PM:
    ➤   Schmoe: I just gave a ten dollar tip
    ➤   Schmoe: for a $12 mint julep.
    ➤   Schmoe: And it tastes awesome.

7:50 PM:
    ➤   Schmoe: Just won $200 in a Derby pool
    ➤   Schmoe: #onlywininkeywest #donttellirs
    ➤   Schmoe: #schmoeoutofwater #schmoeacclimating

    Schmoe is on his way to Key West. Here are his first dispatches…

10:41 AM:

“Real plates, real silverware, real glass. #firstclass #schmoeoutofwater”

    ➤   Mike: Just may be the fanciest meal
    ➤   Mike: Schmoe has ever had.

    ➤   Schmoe: True

10:48 AM:

“Schmoe over water #schmoeoutofwater”

12:53 PM:
    ➤   Schmoe: This place is fucking awesome

    ➤   Schmoe: Seriously

    ➤   Schmoe: Just fucking awesome

1:04 PM:
    ➤   Schmoe: I have been living my life all wrong

1:07 PM:
    ➤   Schmoe: Ok go back to work now

    ➤   Mike: Dick

2:18 PM:

“And I am just having my first drink”

10:09 PM:

“Even karaoke is fun here #schmoeoutofwater”