Episode 124: See Empty Crosswords

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, March 24 2010 (10:00 PM – 12:00 AM) at Zodiac Racquet Club, Southgate MI
    “The boys discuss Buffett & the Reefers’ recent appearance with Zac Brown Band on CMT Crossroads and then round the night off with a special, extended joke cavalcade. (Special guest: Jennifer. Cameos by Joe Maj & Jacob.)

    01:02 – tonight’s recording was preceded by an FSGL rules meeting to recapitulate the annual transition from wallyball to golf. It was thought the meeting might impede on recording time, but we managed to get a podcast in before it got to late. Which is all to preface mentioning the Mike saying “parenthetically” was to tease Schmoe for using the term during the meeting.
    01:25 – Buffett News on Margaritaville Nashville setbacks
    02:24 – Buffett World on Niagara Falls Café job fair
    03:20Watch Crossroads online at CMT.com
    04:50Buffett News report, which we should’ve read more closely before our show
    12:18 – Zac Brown Band’s “Toes” video, on YouTube
    16:11 – regarding the band lineup, Buffett News says: “They split it up into 2 sets, first the Zac Brown Band sang and then Buffett’s set. During the Zac Brown set Nadirah, Tina, Robert, Ralph, and Utley were also on stage. Mac joined for the final 2 songs. During Jimmy’s set Roger Guth, Will Kimbrough, and Uncle Jim joined the party.” I guess we got fooled by the editing.
    20:36 – first clip, from The Colbert Report on Thursday, March 11

As seen on The Colbert Report


    Coincidentally, @StephenTColbert repeated this same list on Twitter shortly after Episode 124 went online
    21:10 – second clip from The Colbert Report on Wednesday, March 17. The author is Nell Irvin Painter and the book is The History of White People.
    29:02 – joke lifted from Marc Maron’s WTF podcast, but I can’t remember the episode number any more
    P.S.: Hud did not stick around for the to the recording, but he still wanted to add the following observation: Jimmy is starting to look just like sportscaster and former coach Dick Vitale, who appeared in a commercial during the initial airing of CMT Crossroads.

Separated at birth? (From the Feet in the Paint blog.)

Episode 123: Take 2

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, March 10 2010 (11:00 PM – 12:00 AM) at Zodiac Racquet Club, Southgate MI
    “Features the last two Summerzcool concert roundups and your latest Jimmy Buffett headlines, but a major pre-show gaffe makes this an unintended sequel to Episode 4. (Cameo appearance by Jennifer.)

    It was such an amateurish mistake you’d think I was blind drunk Wednesday night. We were sitting in a different configuration so I changed the microphone record pattern. Evidently my fingers thought I’d pressed enough buttons, since I set the recorder back down without hitting the Record button. I ended up missing a very lively and very funny panel. It was the kind of relaxed conversation we don’t seem to have that often, as if we subconsciously knew the pressure was off and we weren’t being recorded. Just like what happened with Episode 4.
    After half an hour I guess I sensed something was amiss – maybe I didn’t see the red Record light in the corner of my eye. I picked the recorder up and realized none of our talk had been captured. It wasn’t because of some hardware failure; it was my own damned fault in taking things for granted and in being inattentive.
    Despite how late it had become, we elected to press on, trying to remember what we’d already talked about so we could try again.
    00:33 – one of the first topics Schmoe had brought up in our “rehearsal” was how Mike and he felt incomplete without their Buffett tickets. Whereas my $5 extra fee now gave me the peace of mind of having tickets in hand. They’d chosen to print them up themselves, but didn’t want to do so till closer to the concert date. Plus, Schmoe added. “my printer is out of ink”. This struck Mike and me as sounding somewhat dirty, making us joke how the double-entendre alarm must be sounding. Schmoe followed this up with another comment which sounded dirtier than the last – and then a third comment. The timing was perfect, but it didn’t get recorded…and I can’t remember what the other two comments were. (Incidentally, the double-entendre alarm probably should’ve sounded at 00:19, but that might have spoiled its appearance here.)
    03:43 – once I mentioned Zach Galifianakis during the “rehearsal”, we talked a good ten or fifteen minutes about his Saturday Night Live performance
    06:37 – Zac Brown Band’s CD The Foundation at Amazon.com
    07:46 – Will Kimbrough’s album Wings on iTunes, as MP3 downloads at Amazon, and as a CD at Amazon
    08:29 – Tennessean.com’s article on Will Kimbrough’s album release party
    09:05 – Market Watch’s story on Orange21’s Margaritaville eyewear
    10:26 – Jimmy flies to Haiti: from Buffett News | from Buffett World
    10:56 – Hollywood FL resort: from Buffett News | from Buffett World
    12:40 – link to Episode 117 | link to Fisher Stevens on IMDb
    14:07 – link to Episode 120 | the latest on the Alabama state song from The Gadsden Times
    14:56 – here’s a bonus news story: a nice article on Michael Utley from Examiner.com
    17:27 – those listening at home missed out on Jennifer belly dancing to the sound of her ringtone
    18:29 – I also forgot to mention how “Five:o’Clock Somewhere” was moved to later in the show, “Boat Drinks” got added to both shows, and “Nobody from Nowhere” and “Brown Eyed Girl” were made into a rocking encore
    26:06 – oh God, that woman is back!
    30:56Gamble Rogers on Wikipedia
    32:44 – for the first time in concert roundup history, the only pre-show interview without a single edit
    42:39 – during a break, I played Zac Brown’s “Margaritaville” video clip for Mike. Since we were quite familiar with the song we did not play it to the end. We obviously stopped to soon for Jennifer’s liking though.

Episode 122: Fun Tickets in Our Pockets (2010 Edition)

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, February 24 2010 (10:00 PM – 11:00 PM) at Zodiac Racquet Club, Southgate MI
    “Two concert roundups from the current Summerzcool winter session plus we share our ticket-buying stories. (Special appearance by Jennifer.)

    02:55Heckler Custom Guitars
    04:13Encores album: Buffett News mention | Buffett World mention
    04:59 – Jimmy in St Barth’s, according to Buffett News
    05:16 – Margaritaville Café in Nashville: Buffett News mention | Buffett World mention
    05:23Funny or Die.com online | Funny or Die Presents on HBO
    18:53Jamaican Dogsled Team
    19:15the Iditarod Trail
    24:51 – if it sounds like Jimmy started early, it’s because I cut a few bars from the intro. He started the verse on time but then stopped singing.
    25:13 – what a terrible crossfade. This one concert roundup is rife with awkward and uninspired transitions.
    26:57 – once again, we saved the sad story for offline perusal: Save the Manatee.org says record cold is leading to record manatee deaths
    27:17a quick look at Margaritaville.com suggests the total is ten right now, not including the recently announced locations
    27:59 – DOM Coon’s photos, in our gallery: photo #1, photo #2, photo #3
    38:50 – conveniently, I finally got around to updating my selists pages two days prior

Episode 121: Lions and Tigers and Bores

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, February 17 2010 (10:00 PM – 11:30 PM) at Zodiac Racquet Club, Southgate MI
    “No, it’s not a podcast about Detroit sports. It’s us getting all worked up over buying our “Under the Big Top” tour tickets this Saturday. (Special appearance by Jennifer. Cameo by Joe Maj.)

    01:02 – it was Thursday, February 12. I guess Buffett News posted the rumored dates first, but Buffett World was where I saw them.
    Our local papers mentioned the concert date the following day, but I wasn’t sure if they were confirming the news or just repeating the rumor.
    As far as I was concerned, it wasn’t confirmed until we saw the DTE ad on Sunday, February 14.
    02:17 – Listener Lisa was the person who objected on MySpace. There’s a Country Fest Music Festival in Cadott WI, June 24-27; maybe it’s to that she’s referring.
    03:01 – “Farewell Tour in 2010?“, from Orange Country Register. (Did I say “Oakland”? That’s a county in Michigan.)
    05:27 – Taylor Swift is playing March 26 and 27 at the Palace of Auburn Hills
    10:02 – Mike and Schmoe talk about one corporate gig by The Knack in Episode 61B
    10:06Doug Fieger, in Wikipedia
    19:04 – a reference to a conversation that happened before we started recording. New dad Joe Maj was asking for advice about his child’s teething problems.
    20:40 – the August 5 1995 setlist
    23:20 – honestly, it was more like two hours of sleep and three hours of empty room
    26:19 – watch Firefly on Blu-Ray; see Firefly in space!
    26:57the original, uncut audio file
    28:04the original, uncut audio file
    28:29 – the space station’s “Window on the World
    28:50Paradise Key Teas website

Episode 120: Ten Years After

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, February 10 2010 (10:30 PM – 12:00 AM) at Zodiac Racquet Club, Southgate MI
    “Latest headlines, some Super Bowl talk, the wrap-up concert roundup for Paris, and our top 10 songs of the decade.

    Happy Valentine’s Day.
    Once again the show is a little late this week, but I got caught up watching the Olympics Opening Ceremonies last night.
    02:56Margaritaville chicken wings, announced at Buffett News
    03:05 – you can catch Mike and Scott sampling the chicken wings in our 2009 tailgate video.  Sadly, I was too busy videotaping to have any.
    04:35 – “Interview with Jimmy after Saints become NFC champs“, at Buffett News
    04:41 – Mike thinks the name Cox is worthy of invoking the double-entendre horn, but, no, that’s just childish
    04:55 – “Photos & Set List from NFL Owners Private Party“, at Buffett News
    05:49 – I was thinking of the scandal at Tyco and the two million dollar party CEO Dennis Kozlowski threw for his 40th birthday.  MSNBC’s news story includes video.
    07:35 – Buffett watching the Super Bowl, according to GAC,com
    08:58 – Chesney playing show after Super Bowl, according to CJDC Country
    11:16 – tech writer John Gruber was particularly critical of medleys here and here
    12:25 – Tuesday, October 21 2008, in fact
    16:08Kiss’s “Calling Dr Love” Super Bowl ad
    16:07 – Mini Kiss, at minikiss.com.
    18:15 – “Jimmy Buffett Fights To Protect Boozy Slogan“, via Buffett Info
    19:02WSJ provides the lawsuit in PDF form
    20:32 – “Legislator tries to switch Alabama’s state song to Jimmy Buffett tune“, from WHNT.com
    21:29 – Chicago show announcement at Buffett World and at Buffett News
    21:49 – I have to pick on Schmoe here, since he sent me an image of the ad yet apparently did not look at it in the process.
    22:42ringmaster
    24:11 – “Jimmy Talks about the Saints” on Radio Margaritaville, from Margaritaville.com
    24:42 – there is more news story we could mention. It’s difficult to give serious matters their due when you’ve had a few drinks, so it’s probably best to mention this offline: here’s a follow-up on the story we first brought up in Episode 93: “Defendant takes stand in Steamboat Springs ‘Margaritaville’ fatal assault case”
    25:24 – Listener Ed provided the following links in his News Items list: Winning Vocal Event of the Year for 5 O’clock Somewhere (2003) | Inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame October 2006) | Margaritaville in Glendale (April 2008) |Landshark Stadium (2008) | Jamming at Bon Jovi’s house (Labor Day Weekend 2009)
    37:00Live in Auburn
    39:04 – I was actually thinking of Roger Guth singing “Blue Guitar” on his album Scotch, which I’m tempted to say preceded Peter Mayer’s version on Romeo’s Garage (which, in turn, preceded Buffett’s version)
    49:11 – audio of Elizabeth Banks and Alec Baldwin from the “Anna Howard Shaw Day” episode of 30 Rock, which aired the night after our podcast session

Episode 119: Event Horizon

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, January 27 2010 (9:30 PM – 11:30 PM) at Zodiac Racquet Club, Southgate MI
    “Another fourcast, of the top JB events of the decade; plus a vacation report, some rants, and a roundup of the latest headlines. Special guests Patti and Hud. (Cameos by Jennifer and Lee.)

    Before we start, here are some hijinks recorded with my laptop, pre-podcast.


    The silliness continued as we started brainstorming other business ventures in which Jimmy could invest. After restaurants and casinos, branching out into strip clubs seemed inevitable; and here are some of the names we came up with for such a Buffett-themed establishment:

A Pirate Looks at Forties
Margatittyville
Bigger Than the Both of Us
Smart Woman in No Skirt
I Used to Have Money One Time
Cowboy in the Jungle
Whore Number Three
Lap Service
Defying Gravity
Apairatitso


    With all that tomfoolery out of the way, here are the show notes:
    00:09 – wow, that didn’t take long.  Schmoe set off the double-entendre alarm already.
    00:45 – between our cold open and this part, Scott had left the room and is now returning.  He’s presumably talking to Jennifer, who was out in the main lounge.
    03:16 – “Martin Introduces XL Buffett Guitar“, from Buffett News
    04:43 – Hud is quoting from Role Models, the fact he also happened to be staring at bikini babes notwithstanding
    04:49 – jeez, the alarm is getting a workout
    05:11 – “Jimmy Asks for Your Help“, from Buffett News
    05:50UNICEF.org | WFP.org
    05:55Hope for Haiti Now, in iTunes
    06:42 – “Buffett to Attend Super Bowl Brunch“, from Buffett News
    06:53 – Buffett in Bora Bora: first show mention in Buffett News; second show, with setlist.
    07:35 – LandShark Stadium re-re-renamed, from Buffett News
    08:31 – “Margaritaville to Open in Niagara Falls This Spring“, from Buffett World
    09:10 – Buffett to Attend NFC Championship Game: Buffett News mention | Buffett World mention
    09:27Walking to New Orleans official site. Buffett News mention | Buffett World mention.
    10:22somebody’s photo of that shrimp-riding guy
    10:41 – “Bad Sign for Margaritaville Casino in Biloxi“, from Buffett World
    10:56 – “As long as the cranes were up I was staying optimistic, cause I knew it was costing them money to rent them. Now we have to wait and see” DOM Coon wrote us, January 21. “That’s the gospel from the Mississippi Gulf Coast. Fins Up!!” He also passed along a link to the story at WLOX, The Station for South Mississippi.
    11:45 – Pitchfork,com’s “Twenty Great ‘Simpsons’ Music Moments
    12:12 – “Shary Bobbins”, but you already knew that, didn’t you (from the 8th season episode “Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala[Annoyed Grunt]cious”)
    12:23 – “Bart to the Future”, Episode 17, Season 11. Aired March 19 2000.
    14:00 – “Ticketmaster, Live Nation merger wins approval, despite opposition from lawmakers, fans“, from NJ.com
    17:01 Buffett Info.com wants you to adopt a manatee for Valentine’s Day.
    19:07Save the Manatee Club.
    19:24 – “stuffed” as in plush. I don’t want to be accused of the same animal abuse as was Schmoe.
    19:27 – well, you kind of do get a photo. Here’s our manatee, Chessie.
    21:28 – the iPad was unveiled the very morning of this recording
    21:44Margaritaville Cafe Myrtle Beach | Margaritaville Cafe Las Vegas
    22:36 – a reference to a story Hud told before we started recording
    24:29 – a reference to our previous episode
    26:17 – I confess, there was such a big gap between this last segment and the next, the only way to disguise it was to cover it up with this little Tiki Bar TV promo
    26:48 – Listener Josh wrote us on January 17
    28:16 – I’m being overly generous. Hud’s right.
    28:48 – yep, Listener Josh e-mailed us about the Pitcher Perfect EP back on May 21 2007
    30:01 – see 26:17, except now with a link to the Detroit Podcasters Network
    30:52 – the Buffett News timeline came in very handy in finishing our homework assignment
    31:24 – I said “numerically”, I meant “chronologically”
    37:54 – if “Every time Mike says ‘shellback'” and “Every time Mike says his guitar number” aren’t in the rules of the WAOTNC Drinking Game, they darn well should be!
    45:06 – The Paul Shaffer’s Day in Rock from January 16 could have been included in our previous episode, but missed it by mere minutes. Compare the comments to how Shaffer described the same incident last year, as heard in Episode 60.

Episode 118: A Monkey in the Wrench

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, January 13 2010 (10:00 PM – 11:30 PM) at Zodiac Racquet Club, Southgate MI
    “Another concert roundup, more headlines, and the gang looks at the top Buffett CDs of the decade. (Cameo appearance by Jennifer.)

    02:28Portafino’s on the River
    03:21the shot glass contest video
    03:33our page in iTunes [US], our page in iTunes [Aus], our Facebook group page, and our Facebook fan page
    05:29 – The “Stuck in the ’80s” podcast site. (And has Bob Marley or Jimmy Cliff ever used steel drums?)
    06:28 – Mike’s “I’ll have to subscribe to that podcast” was voiced before he heard the clip and before he knew it was critical of Jimmy
    06:55Sean Daly’s Buffet Hotel review.
    07:23 – “[Stephen] Ross’ deal with Land Shark Lager was only through the 2009 season (or the Orange Bowl, whichever was longer). [CEO MIke] Dee said he expects to announce a naming rights deal this month’s end. ” From The Phins.com
    08:49 – found some U2 tickets on eBay, courtesy of metro3845‘s eBay auction. Can’t beat free shipping!

U2 in Miami

    09:11 – “Buffett Performs At His Hawaii Restaurant“, from Buffett World
    09:29 – “Four February Tour Dates Announced“, from Buffett World
    12:06 – harp sounds taken from Audio Network PLC.
    19:49Paradise Key Teas on Facebook
    21:33 – in conversation prior to recording, Scott admitted he had never seen a full episode of The Simpsons
    21:58 – “ Margaritaville Key West Celebrates 25th Anniversary“, from Buffett World
    23:36 – “Live Nation Finally Confirms ‘Jiffy Lube Live’ Name“, from DCist.com
    28:52 – what do you think are the top five Buffett songs of the decade? Send your list to podcast@northcoastcast.com and you can win a WAOTNC shot glass!
    29:17 – for the record, I’m being facetious
    33:59 – Scott’s e-mail was reprinted as part of our License to Chill album review episode
    39:50 – yes, I am aware of the hypocrisy of considering Hoot a Buffett album and not License to Chill. I agree, it makes no sense.
    40:18 – Scott’s original Live in Anguilla rant is in Episode 56
    42:59 – Mike’s original Live at Texas Stadium rant is in Episode 35
    46:05 – for anybody interested, Schmoe was not drinking tonight because of his cold. Jennifer brought him a beer out of habit; and Schmoe kept it, giving it to me instead.

    A show notes blog exclusive: here’s an outtake from this week’s show. This was the original ending, but it was cut for time and because the answer to Mickey’s question is rather predictable. Nevertheless, it provided some lively conversation which we hated to throw away [9:03 MP3].

Episode 117: Aughts to Tweens

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, December 30 2009 (10:00 PM – 12:00 AM) at Zodiac Racquet Club, Southgate MI
    “More news, another concert medley, and if you can figure out our rules for the next contest, you deserve a prize right there. (Special guests: Hud, Jennifer, Brian, Nathan, and Jocelyn.)

    I’ve listened to our discussion of the next contest four or five times and still can’t figure out what the rules are. This however is what Scott had to say, when I begged him for some clarification. “Here is what I came away with… Our listeners pick their top 5 songs of the decade… we each pick 10… which we will narrow to 5…… The listener who matches our 5 will then receive the glass…… In case of a tie we draw out of a hat.”
    Got it?
    Send your top five Jimmy Buffett songs of the decade to podcast@northcoastcast.com
    And now the show notes:
    00:46 – Scott was so hungry for popcorn tonight he gave Mike’s son money to go to the nearby party store for microwaveable popcorn and then had Dino heat it up for him.
    00:57 – Schmoe is discussing Zodiac’s New Year’s party.  You should’ve gone.
    01:51Guy Lombardo, in Wikipedia
    02:31 – Mike was quick to pick up his cue as this was our second take
    03:09 – that’s what they call foreshadowing
    07:53Billboard‘s End of Decade list
    09:50 – Buffett World’s story on PBI aviation departure procedures
    10:51Schou’s “Margaritaville Outdoor” page
    11:53Pollstar’s Top Acts of the Decade
    13:15 – WLUC’s story on the Island Grill.  The Detroit Free Press‘s article on the Island Grill.
    15:28Waking Ned Devine on IMDb
    15:40Key West on IMDb. (You can’t Key West star Fisher Stevens hasn’t done much lately. On March 7 2010 he won an Academy Award for producing the documentary The Cove.)
    23:39 – and it will look like this
    25:00NPR’s Most E-Mailed Stories podcast
    45:24 – as you might surmise, all this was recorded before we formally began the podcast

Episode 116: Online Dickschmoenary

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, December 12 2009 (10:00 PM – 11:00 PM) at Zodiac Racquet Club, Southgate MI
    “Back to our ‘normal’ Wednesday schedule with more headlines and concert highlights from Toronto. (Guest: Jennifer)

    00:44CMT Crossroads Taping Tonight, at Buffett World
    03:40 – The Far Four’s Christmas CDs have been reconstituted into a single disc called Hark!. Order it here — highly recommended!
    04:42 – I also pissed Mike off, back during our listening party, when I joked the intro to “Rhunba Man” sounds like the Barney Miller theme
    06:15 – right around the two-minute mark, in fact.  At last, it’s Mike’s chance to ruin a song for me.
    07:40 – MCV’s Gorilla Monkey Crunch article and the game itself: Gorilla Monkey Crunch and Gorilla Monkey Crunch Lite
    08:57 – IGN.com’s Top 10 Songs About Food
    10:52Jimmy on Mike & Mike Show, via Buffett News | Jimmy Talks to Al Roker“, via Buffett World | “Jimmy on the Today Show“, via Buffett News
    12:19Billboard‘s interview with Jimmy
    14:05 – my joke comes from Episode 2 I think; Schmoe’s joke comes from Episode 71
    Some sad news that didn’t make the podcast: Mark Malone Atchley, a Tennessee National Guardsman, working as an electrician on Buffett’s boat, dies in Caribbean plane crash.  From WBIR.com.

Episode 115: Hotel Reservations

Show Notes:
Recorded Monday, December 7 2009 (8:00 PM – 1:30 AM) at Schmoe’s Cantina II, Dearborn MI
    “Mike, Schmoe, Scott, and Mickey give their first impressions on the newly released Buffet Hotel, in the first episode from the new Schmoe’s Cantina.

    Firstly, Jimmy’s album is available at Amazon, as a CD or as MP3 download. Also available at iTunes.
    Secondly…
    008:05 – it would be our very next episode, Episode 116
    013:18according to Wikipedia: “The theme was a short version of a Franz Schubert piece, Piano sonata No. 20 in A Major, D. 959, IV. Rondo. Allegretto.”
    020:37 – somehow I am able to quote the theme from Family Ties
    023:32 – as you’ll hear later, it was the first Bristow VA show, September 3rd; and it was in the concert roundup for Episode 113A
    032:25the DRALS video, which we discussed in Episode 113B and which Buffett World highlighted
    038:57 – no, I was confusing it with “Bayou Boy”. “RHumba Girl” [née “Man”] is track 8.
    040:25our updated iTunes iMix
    042:57 – one day turnaround, bitches! Boo-yah!
    048:46 – Scott refers to Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford
    053:02have we mentioned our updated iTunes iMix
    059:03 – it also reminds me too much of “The Inner Light” by The Beatles
    1:04:00 – back in Episode 96
    1:07:59 – T.S.T.S.N.H.O.
    1:08:46 – link to The Fuckin’ Wiggles
    1:11:19 – here’s Scott’s listing for our WAOTNC shot glasses at eBay
    1:11:50here’s our podcast page at iTunes, just waiting for your comments…
    1:12:51our Facebook group page | our Facebook fan page
    P.S.: the contest is now closed. Check our video to find out who won.