Mike’s Floridiary

Trip Report
I would like to say that it’s nice to be back, but I would be lying. The truth is, I wish I didn’t have to leave. My kids agree. The wife? Not so much. But then, does this surprise anyone? All around a great trip. Without a doubt the fastest week in my life. Here is a rundown, by topic:

The weather
Hot. Humid. Great. Exactly what you would expect. Only one day with any rain or significant clouds, but that was over in about an hour. The hot, dry weather was great for us, but the locals really need some rain. Florida, nearly the whole state, has been very dry and, like many other parts of the country right now, affected by numerous wildfires in nearly every region. We had heard that the day before we arrived smoke from the fires was obstructing visibility and depositing ash everywhere. This had mostly cleared out by the time we got there, but there still was some visible haze in the upper atmosphere. It was gone the next day.

The town
Treasure Island Florida. Just a bit north of St. Petersburg, right on the Gulf of Mexico. The town itself is in a sort of transitional state. Older resorts dating back to the late ’40s and early ’50s have been giving way to newer resort condo type developments. There is a real mixture here. There were a few sites that looked to be ready for new development — areas where those once quaint old places once stood. One, right next door to our own, was closed and clearly awaiting the same fate. Read more here: http://recentpast.org/groups/treasure/index.html

The hotel
It was in one of these older places that we stayed. An old-style 2-story small resort right on the beach. A nice pool with a recently updated deck area was at the center of the property. The grounds were well kept and the rooms were clean and well equipped. Ours was a 1 bedroom unit with a small kitchenette. Very adequate for us. This type of place caters mainly to locals who head to the shore on weekends. This meant we had the place mostly to ourselves for the majority of the week. Perfect. There was a McD’s, Walgreen’s, gift shops and a number of bars and restaurants within walking distance. John’s Pass, a tourist spot was a few minutes away by car or a long walk for the adventurous.

The beach
Top notch. Wide, long and kept very clean. The gulf water was warm. One day it provided waves large enough to body surf and boogie board upon. My kids were too young to remember surf like this from the time they visited Myrtle Beach a few years back. They were amazed. It was a highlight of the trip.

Restaurants
We went to more restaurants than we planned. It was our original intention to barbecue right there at the resort a few nights to conserve funds. When we made these plans we forgot about how hot it would be down there and how uncomfortable one might be preparing a meal on a charcoal grill. The first night we went to an old family favorite: The Friendly Fisherman, right on the boardwalk at John’s Pass. This place is a ‘can’t miss’ place if you like fresh seafood. Much of what they serve would have been caught that day. I had the local grouper dinner. Fantastic. Everyone else enjoyed their meals as well. Another favorite was The Conch Republic in nearby North Redington Beach. We went there for our Mother’s Day celebration as my mom was there as well as my wife and my sister. All moms. This is a Buffetty place for sure. Buffett music was played constantly. There were photos on the wall and actually laminated into some of the tables. The wait staff claimed that Jimmy himself had been there more than once. I liked it so much I bought a t-shirt. The Floridian was a little Cuban sandwich joint right off the Treasure Island causeway. I never had a Cuban sandwich before, but heard good things. Rightfully so. It was great. We enjoyed ours right outside the place in a covered deck area. 2 for 1 beers that day too. What’s not to like? Also had dinner at Dan Marino’s in St. Petersburg. Nice place in the newer Baywalk district. The food was great there. The whole crew seemed to agree.

The nightlife
Ordinarily, my vacations are spent with my own family or away from civilization. This time, my brother Jim was with us. Jim, being a musician himself, was interested in checking out local live entertainment at every chance. He is also a night-owl who wakes up late and stays out later. I made an attempt to keep up with him on a few occasions. One of the first places we went to was called Ricky T’s right there on Gulf Blvd. Jim had gone there for lunch earlier in the day that day we arrived and had heard there was a good live band scheduled for that evening. I joined him to check them out. The band was called Shark Attack. I didn’t know what to expect. They might have been a Buffett cover band or some other beach-music type band that is popular in the area. But no. These guys were mainly focused on blues and classic rock. They were great. 3 excellent guitarists. In one band. Including the bassist and drummer, this was a 5 piece band in a tiny corner of the fairly small bar. It was interesting to get my brother’s perspective on the band since he is in the same business. Jim too, was very impressed. Especially with their original stuff. One tune in particular — the closer that night — was penned by guitarist/vocalist Kirk Adams ( www.kirkadamsmusic.com ). The song is called (I think) “Mexican Wrestler”. What a great tune. It rocked and was funny too. I’m working on getting a copy of the song. Kirk told me that he might have a live recording of the song somewhere.

Buffett
This is truly Margaritaville around these parts. Nearly every gift store and restaurant had Buffett music playing. One evening, we took a dolphin watch cruise (free beer on the 7pm sunset edition) from Hubbard’s. Buffett tunes were the backdrop of the trip. The cruise departed from a pier at John’s Pass and traveled along the intracoastal waterway there. Dolphins are prevalent in the area, but we only saw one then. We did see numerous million-dollar estates along the water, many with very expensive looking large boats moored behind. Where do these people get their money? One place was owned by the family that founded Brach’s candy company. …I guess that‘s what you have to do to get that kind of money. Anyway, the cruise continued out into the gulf where we finally did see a number of dolphins up close. We have some video clips to prove it. The free beer continued to flow and the Buffett tunes continued to play throughout. In all, it was a lovely cruise.

Activities
Golf. Twice. Once was a course called The Tides. My brother-in-law and I played 18 holes there. It was a nicely laid out course. Considering the dry weather they had been having in the area, I was surprised it was in as good shape as it was. The greens, however, were kind of rough. White sand could be seen between the somewhat long blades of grass. This made putting a challenge. Fast at first, but then the ball seemed to hit the brakes. Strange. When your ball would land on the green, you would see a spray of sand – this is how sandy the surface was. The other golf outing was on a little par 3 course at the Treasure Island Golf and Tennis Club. Very small. 9 holes – you play twice around for your 18. A number of the greens were being refinished so you had to play to temporary greens fashioned in the fairways in front of the real ones. They should have mentioned this before we paid, I think. Still it was nice there and my son Brian joined us this time.
Oddly enough we happened to see more dolphins in the waters surrounding the course than we did on the dolphin cruise we took earlier in the week.

Other highlights
There is a Sloppy Joe’s restaurant and bar inside the Bilmar Hotel on Gulf Blvd. I walked in from the beach entrance one night, but they were closing. It was only 11pm, but that was on a Tuesday I believe. Not much going on mid-week. My sister and her family went there for dinner. Mixed reviews.
We attended a Tampa Bay Devil Rays game on the Friday evening of that week. They played in intrastate rivalry against the Marlins. TB lost. We saw the Marlins hit a grand slam in the first inning. We also saw a Carlos Pena home run hit off the lights in straight away center field. Did I mention that this was an indoor stadium. Tropicana Field. Much more laid back atmosphere than the Detroit Tigers games we are used to. Fun to watch a game in another venue. We left the game early to join the rest of the clan to see a movie in the Baywalk district nearby. Shrek the Third. Not good. Even my kids complained about this. Andrew too.

I finally tried some Landshark Lager. It is about what I expected. It is not a hoppy, full-bodied beer. It is a light lager. I think, intended to be enjoyed ice cold on a hot day. At least that’s the way I enjoyed it. Most places automatically serve it with a lime wedge like Corona. In fact, it appears to be the American equivalent. This is a non-offensive, middle-of-the-road beer. Enjoy it as such.

Had the opportunity to sample a new hard iced-tea product from Smirnoff at a Publix supermarket in Madiera Beach. I was originally drawn near by the attractive blonde working the table, but was interested to try a new tea product. I had low expectations based on experiences with other competitors to my favorite, Twisted Tea, but I was very impressed. There are 2 varieties: Green Tea or regular with lemon. I liked both, but the green tea was most enjoyable. I bought some. It is light and very tea-like. Smooth. No carbonation. I think we have a winner. You must try this in a large glass over massive amounts of ice. Just try not to pound this drink. I dare you. I got a free t-shirt from the hot blonde. My brother got carded by her just to try the sample despite the fact that he might be at least 15 years older than her. At least. This made his day.

I’ve been composing the above bit by bit over the last few days. I’m sure I’m missing some things, but I figure this is enough for now. I can bore you with more later.

Episode 37: The Roger Clyne Interview

Show Notes:
Recorded Sunday, May 6 2007 (5:00 PM – 9:00 PM), at Casa de Mike, Canton MI
    “Attack of the Clyne podcast! It’s trying to completely take over our Jimmy Buffett talk! …Thanks to all who helped set up the interview and thanks to Roger for being part of our show and for two great concerts.

    Show opening recorded Thursday, May 3 2007 at Ferndale’s Magic Bag theater, using the same gear with which we record our podcast.
    For those keeping score, here’s Roger’s setlist for that night

Hello New Day
Counterclockwise
Banditos
Bury My Heart at the Trailer Park
Maybe We Should Fall in Love
Tell Yer Momma
Contraband
Wanted
World Ain’t Gone Crazy
¡Americano!
Mexico
Plenty
I Don’t Need Another Thrill
Hourglass
Wake Up Call
Leaky Little Boat
Junebug in July
Bottom of the Bay
Jack vs José
King of the Hill Theme
Noisy Head
Ándale
Goon Squad
Mekong
Green and Dumb
Down Together
Lemons

    Mike and Schmoe and Scott had a busy weekend, heading off to Chicago the following day for another RCPM show; and then, recording the phone interview on Sunday.
    It was Mike who got the ball rolling regarding the interview. He contacted Patrick Steven Patterson at Lotus Nile.com, back at the beginning of April, and was able to negotiate a twenty-minute phone interview. We had hoped to use the interview to promote Roger’s local appearance, but it didn’t work out in time. Mike happened to meet Roger before the concert (despite what I say in the post-show gabfest), bumping into him outside the rear of Magic Bag. Mike, once again wearing his classic “The Peacemakers” t-shirt (as seen here, from the previous year), introduced himself and we were delighted to hear Roger was not only aware of the upcoming interview but even remembered the time (4 PM CDT). He told us he’d be calling from the back of his tour bus, between his Minneapolis and Des Moines appearances.
    So that we could all participate, we used a phone service called Free Conference.com. This isn’t necessarily an endorsement since the results did not sound all that great. Using individual phones backfired on us, since a lot of echo and crosstalk got picked up. I also dialed in using Skype, and got better results that way; and the finished product is a blend between both recordings (plus plenty of tweaks and filters).
    Learn more about Circus Mexicus here. (The name Schmoe was trying to say is “Puerto Peñasco”.) And learn more about RCPM’s No More Beautiful World CD here. Scott’s songwriting question refers specifically to the title track from Honky Tonk Union and “Switchblade” from ¡Americano!. You can see the RCPM tour bus in our photo gallery. And as long as you’re looking up RCPM CDs, here’s the link for Sonoran Hope and Madness, originally released by Margaritaville Records. You can try meeting Roger at 3 Margaritas. And this is the Mexican Moonshine website, but there’s not much there yet.
    Not surprisingly, the other live track, “Lemons”, also stems from the May 3 show. You can hear Mike and Scott cheering at the beginning, over their upcoming Chicago show. Shurman was the opening act, and you can go to their website or visit them at MySpace. The performance here is heavily edited, for time reasons. (There’s also a performance of it in Episode 33.

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Episode 37B: Special Features Bonus Disc

Show Notes:
Recorded Sunday, May 6 2007 (5:00 PM – 9:00 PM), at Casa de Mike, Canton MI
    “The Roger Clyne Podcast Strikes Back, as the boys present some deleted scenes from Episode 37.

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Episode 36: Ready for Prime Time

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, May 2 2007 (10:00 PM – 11:00 PM), at Joe’s Prime Time, Brownstown MI
    “We celebrate our first year anniversary by going back where we started: Big Al’s, now known as Joe’s Prime Time. Greg and Laurie join us to take a look at the start of the Bama Breeze tour and to announce our new contest. Special guests: Elise, DJ, and Joe himself.

    Happy First Anniversary to Us! I couldn’t resist bringing out the old theme songs for the occasion. You could also consider this our first episode of Season 3. And it’s also our return to Big Al’s in Brownstown, now that golf season has resumed.
    Big Al’s is now Joe’s PrimeTime. We did a site recce the week before, wondering if the back room had been renovated, like the new owner had planned. We were a bit dismayed to find how loud the place was, and we wondered if we might have to find a new venue at which to record. Fortunately, things were much calmer and cooler tonight.
    02:18 – yes Gregular (aka Oops) is back. His mention of “bikers” is because every month our back room is stolen from us by a big group of scary and intimidating bikers, on the first Wednesday of the month. It coincided with our attempts to record tonight, too, but fortunately they vacated the back room by the time we were ready to record. Greg’s least popular Top Ten list was back in Episode 12 and the news about his house was in Episode 9
    04:58 – Jimmy gave shoutouts to Schmoe and me, but I forgot the shoutout to Scott. He sang “If I Had a Boat” (at the 4/28 Dallas show) just because Scott ragged on Lyle Lovett in the last episode.
    07:35 – we talked all about that during last week’s site recce, which, despite the music blasting through the bar, Scott apparently thought was being recorded for a show
    10:23 – just a couple days after Mike mentions the Cheeseburger in Paradise restaurants, there’s news the chain might be closing. Could this be the fifth shoutout?
    13:16 – every time Scott mentions Heather I think he’s talking about Heather Dee Perry. But really he’s talking about Heather’s music blog
    13:18 – you might not be able to hear it, but Greg mentions how he’d been on a flight with the Beach Boys. They’d been in First Class, but they graciously came back to greet passengers and sign autographs.
    13:45 – Schmoe and I were too superstitious to say anything about the upcoming interview; but it’s safe to say, now, that the interview in question is in Episode 37
    14:47 – here’s BuffettNews’s information on Jimmy’s June 8th Paris show
    15:34 – I first learned of Mike’s uncharacteristic abhorrence of all things Amish back during our Caseville road trip. Ask him about it. It’s an eye-opener. And it’s difficult to answer Greg’s question since stats on Amish Internet usage are very hard to find. I think they use a proxy or something.
    16:08 – I was miffed when Elise brought me a Bud, but the recording clearly reveals I asked for a Bud and not a Bud Light. My mistake.
    17:04 – Heidi’s appendix scar photo can be found at the FSGL photo gallery [seventh picture down]
    17:31 – am I the only one hearing everyone say “euphenism” instead of “euphemism”?
    23:03 – why do I suddenly sound Canadian? I think it must be pirate residue
    24:22 – I forgot all about that Margaritaville Tequila promo CD until Schmoe mentioned it. Later that night, while editing the recording, I impulsiely gave eBay anothet shot. I’d been unable to get the CD when it first came out, but got to snap up a copy quite easily now. Schmoe got one too, the following day — despite his personal boycott against eBay (as discussed in Episode 21). But, thank you to Listeners Tom and Josh for offering to help out
    25:12 – did Laurie just say “a cherry between my bosoms”?!  Yes, she did.

    Hey! How many copies of “Margaritaville” do you own? Let us know, at podcast@northcoastcast.com, and you could win a WAOTNC t-shirt!

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Episode 35: Live at Zodiac Racquet Club

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, April 18 2007 (10:00 PM – 11:00 PM), at Zodiac Racquet Club, Southgate MI
    “We spend our last night at Zodiac talking about the Live at Texas Stadium CD. Scott gets back pain, Schmoe writes a new pirate play, Mickey is blind as a bat, and Mike has a long drive.

    We’re sorry about the delay in getting out this new episode. (We meant to record last week but our schedules would not allow it.) And now for the show notes, in a different format this time.
    07:28Eli Zaret, is a local sports reporter and announcer. He’s known for a voice so husky and gravelly it makes you wonder how he got so big in broadcasting.
    09:00 – the Season 1 Kids in the Hall skit is actually about the film Citizen Kane. Transcript here.
    10:17 – Listener Tom of Maryland points out BuffettNews has already posted the full setlist of the Texas Stadium show. CMT also has a setlist and review.
    16:44 – link to Amazon’s page for the Willis Alan Ramsey album; and you can read-along-with-Schmoe here
    21:44 – the reason Scott sounds so far away is, by this time, he was sitting on the floor, resting his back against the wall
    23:38 – “Heaven” is the name of this Uncle Kracker / Kid Rock / Paradime collaboration, off the CD Double Wide
    25:33 – this week’s pirate joke, perhaps from Pirate Jokes.net, turned out to be such a cluster it was assumed I would edit it down into some semblance of coherence. However, hearing the whole thing fall apart was too much fun. Even so, this final product is still slightly edited down (mostly to remove all the times everyone had to repeat my lines for me).
    27:09 – you can learn more about my afflication from the National Keratoconus Foundation or the Center for Keratoconus
    27:22 – I link to James Gunn’s links to the infamous David O Russell video. Gunn is himself a film director (Slither) and I found his comments on Russell’s behavior illuminating
    28:48 – Jason Alexander used the same joke in the finale of the third episode of NBC’s Thank God You’re Here, which aired Monday, April 16 (and not “last night”, as I implied)
    29:06 – my snotty response to Schmoe’s pirate joke is based on a David Letterman catchphrase
    29:54 – a boat being named the Seaward is from the Arrested Development episode “The One Where They Build a House” (and a boat being named C-Word is from the series finale “Development Arrested”)

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Episode 35: [TBD]

Just a quick note to point out we recorded something last night (Wednesday) and will hopefully publish it tonight or Friday. We’re sorry about the delay in getting out a new episode. (We meant to record last week but our schedules would not allow it.)

Episode 34: And We Wound Up Casting All Night

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, March 28 2007 (9:30 PM – 11:00 PM), at Zodiac Racquet Club, Southgate MI
    “Our album review is Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes—containing plenty of latitude changes itself, as we detour past class songs, our first CDs, Roger Clyne, broken iPods, hidden tracks, and pirate jokes. Guest appearance by Smooth Jazz 98.7.

    Larry, proprietor of Zodiac Racquet Club, offered, on the Friday prior to our recording (our so-called “monthly” poker night), to set up a special and secluded spot for us this time. He assured us it would be quiet, but as you can tell it was not. I swear the Smooth Jazz sounds must be so constant the Zodiac staff have become immune. But, as Colonel Tigh would have pointed out, “It’s in the FRAKKING SHIP!”
    We were in a room neighboring the salon. Larry promised us a table and chairs, but these turned out to be a kind of end table and an assortment of bar stools and chair parts. Scott, in fact, reclined on a seatback resting on the floor, while I stood by the doorway. Behind me was the salon area, but about the only remaining fixture was a black sink. I was tempted to turn on the tap, for some aural evidence, but Mike warned me we had been told not to run the water. The sink was not connected anymore and turning it on would probably send water gushing into the racquet court below. This felt like even more of an incentive, but I restrained myself.
    And thus, with the stage set, let us proceed with the show notes:
    First off, the oft-mentioned Watering Hole.
    Are there any Parrotheads interested in old Snoop Dogg news?
    Read along with Schmoe! Here’s that Norbert Putnam article, from Mix Online.
    The Euphoria spelling was brought up in Episode 29.
    Greg also talked about WJR’s JP McCarthy playing “Margaritaville” in Episode 12.
    Schmoe’s predisposition for commas was also exhibited in Episode 32.

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Episode 33: The Bournemouth and District Amateur Clynecologists

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, March 21 2007 (9:00 PM – 11:00 PM), at Zodiac Racquet Club, Southgate MI
    “The Roger Clyne podcast (which starts at 13:45) threatens to take over the whole episode. BW Dream Setlists and BN March Madness are also touched on; and Mike and Schmoe gripe about pop stars and iTunes, respectively. Guest appearances by Jennifer and Lee.

    Our hideout was nowhere near as crowded as last time and we had no trouble setting up in our recording studio. The food was ravioli for Schmoe and pizza for the others. The drink was a pitcher of Amber Bock, bottles of Bud Light (for me), and water. My “She blushes” comment is a quote from the “Shindig” episode of Firefly.
    There was a lot more behind-the-scenes commentary about the BuffettNews.com Buffett News podcast. Here’s a blog page exclusive outtake.

    No official word on who the King Kong Trio was comprised of, but one disreputable site says it was Jimmy, Mike Utley, and Robert Greenidge. Submit your Dream Setlist at BuffettWorld. And follow the March Madness match-ups at BuffettNews. How ’bout that 300 imitation, eh? Bob-Lo was an old amusement park on an island in the Detroit River. The revised Schmoeonade recipe is accessible here.
    Buy No More Beautiful World direct from Roger Clyne’s website. Apparently, according to Mike, I’ll be seeing Roger Clyne on May 3 at the Magic Bag.
    I know we sound like a bunch of cranky old men, but, seriously, “Fergilicious” is pure shit.
    Hey, I just noticed Mike’s comment about living on Dix and Champaign! [Google Maps link]  Don’t know the story behind the quote but it should be fun to play back to his wife.
    Learn more about Mike’s homework answer at Club Trini.com. Brandi Carlile’s iTunes listing really is screwed up. I’m no expert but the races that lead to the America’s Cup take many months, so Scott and Schmoe can both be right.

Bank of Bad Habits ATM Card, from AOL’s Parrot Key

    And now, our product placement. Whet your Herr’s appetite at their official site. Of course, we’re more familiar with Herr’s as being a plot point in the “Grief Counseling” episode of The Office. Here’s the official site for Schmoe’s Laughing Cow cheese. And although, for your own well-being, this should not be construed as a commercial endorsement, you can learn more about Falstaff Beer bottle caps here.
    By the way, this week’s show title comes from “Silly Noises” track on Monty Python’s Previous Record.

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Bum Rush the Charts

    Today’s the day to show the power of podcasting.

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http://www.financialaidpodcast.com/bumrush/

    Today’s the day to follow this link, give 99¢, and show the RIAA the power and reach of podcasting. Not only can you help make a statement, but a percentage of your purchase goes to college scholarships.
    (Of course our putting this on our blog as opposed to discussing it in our podcast kind of muddies the waters a little.)

“You Realize Of Course That This Means War”

    Holy crap! It’s an emergency! Those asshole announcers who do the Buffettnews.com Audio Broadcast [iTunes link] have knocked us off the iTunes page for Jimmy Buffett podcasts! We need your help. We hate begging for responses — we usually only beg for donations to Scott’s Paypal accout — but iTunes bases podcast popularity by comments as well as downloads, so please go to iTunes and leave a comment about our podcast [iTunes link]. Only in this way can justice prevail.

“Generations of theatrical expertise, snuffed out in the twinkling of an eye!”

Schmoeonade™

Retrieved by popular demand from the comments of Episode 30, here’s another Schmoetail recipe:

Schmoeonade
2 oz. Reposado Tequila,
1½ oz. Triple Sec,
3 oz, Sweet & Sour Mix (Mr. & Mrs. T is the best, believe it or not),
2 oz. or so 7-Up,
2 tsp. Bar Syrup or Sugar or Cane Sugar,
Half of lemon and lemon slice,

Fill tall glass with ice. I mean a tall glass. Lots of ice cubes. Put at least one lemon slice in amongst the ice. Squeeze half a lemon into shaker along with some ice. After you are done squeezing, place the poor little pathetic looking juiced half-lemon into the shaker as well. Take my word for it. Shake everything but the 7-Up in the shaker. (Schmoe has to admit he once — just ONCE — shook with the 7-Up inside and it took all his might to keep the shaker from exploding with energy generated from the carbonation.) As you pour into the tall glass (remember the tall glass?), pour some 7-Up into the glass at the same time — just a couple ounces. This can save the whole need to stir if you pour together since the glass is so tall and filled with so many ice cubes and you may want to get right to enjoying the drink as soon as possible. Sip and enjoy, preferably out on a pool deck, in the sun, or the shade, or something like that.

On the North Coast, we also enjoy inside, during the winter months, which is about eight of them, while we pretend we are outside in the sun, wearing sun glasses, on vacation, listening to Buffett, and enjoying our refreshment. It doesn’t take much to get us doing that. Anyway, back to the drink. It is refreshing and surprisingly much like the fresh lemonade you get at fairs in the summer, with one difference, our concoction has tequila. I imagine that you can probably use rum or something like that. Possibly a lemon or lime essenced rum or vodka, that is, if you are not man enough for tequila.
{Based on a few tequila/lemonade type recipes out there}