BONUS: 2008 Radio Ad

    Carrying on the tradition, here’s the radio ad for our concert this year.

    Caught on WCSX (94.7 FM) at around 10 PM Thursday night, after only about nine hours of recording. (The ending is somewhat faked because it got buried under the start of the next commercial.)

Episode 61: Acrocashyto

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, February 13 2008 (10:00 PM – 12:00 AM) at Zodiac Racquet Club, Southgate MI
    “Hud stays for most of the episode, Greg communicates via e-mail, and Mike actually
shows up in person. This week’s album under review is 1994’s
Fruitcakes. And, by popular demand, we present another chapter of Hud’s Hooker Korner. (Guests: Jennifer and Jacob. Occasional yawning and fidgeting: Mike’s and Schmoe’s kids.)

    This week’s show name was stolen from inspired by a parody title in an old Mad Magazine
    00:03 – although the door squeak is gone, Hud compensates for it imitating the noise throughout the show
    01:09 – it was my idea, in fact. It seemed funny at the time.
    03:05 – …and an angel gets its wings…
    04:09 – Schmoe refers to events at the end of Episode 55
    06:01 – some conversation which was cut for time creates an awkward transition here. Schmoe now begins to talk about his plans for Good Friday which, juxtaposed to the previous talk about porn, make his mention of fish tacos particularly awkward. I left this segment in anyway, just because of my conversation with Hud.
    06:53follow-up post on Thomas Crompton’s blog
    07:40 – photos from the Nimitz concert can be found here, here, here, here, and here
    07:47link to Jimmy’s interview on Bloomberg TV, via BuffettNews
    07:57Margaritaville Salsa
    08:20 – one of these days I’ll edit the video from that night and upload it
    08:31 – check the tour date pages at BuffettNews and BuffettWorld
    09:23link to “Oysters & Pearls” story, on BuffettWorld
    09:52 – CILCIA on shuttle?
    10:07news of the Asheville CIP closing. The BuffettNews message board provides the follow-up info
    11:25photo album of our visit to the local CIP
    11:56 – audio from the Monk episode “Mr Monk Paints His Masterpiece”, from Season 6
    12:18 – note: audio clip slightly edited for time
    14:19 – audio from This Week in Tech #131: “G’Night Dad”.
    14:59 – Stephen Colbert is interviewing Rick Warren, author of A Purpose Driven Life, in this January 28 2008 installment of The Colbert Report
    16:41 – another inside joke
    17:33 – Drink of the Day was Amber Bock
    17:58my 1993 tour setlists page
    18:33 – information via the Google cache of alt.fan.jimmy-buffett
    21:44 – I know, it sounds like I contradicted myself. I meant something more along the lines of “too much, all at once”
    21:53 – you can play along at home with this PDF of Greg’s Fruitcakes review
    24:17 – in January 1991, four Cuban refugees in wetsuits arrived at Jimmy’s Key West dock in an 18-foot boat. Before the Coast Guard took them, Jimmy gave them a copies of Song(s) You Know By Heart to show them there was more to American music than Julio Iglesias and Gloria Estefan.
    29:31 – Here’s my little visual tribute to “Lone Palm”. It’s a tableau I discovered on the beaches of Antigua: pre-sunset | post-sunset
    30:12 – “Apocalypso” is the song with the flute solo
    31:53 – I intended to include an audio snippet of that, from the July 19 1994 concert, but there was so much talking going on during that song it was tough to make out Mike and Hud in particular
    33:13 – and, through the magic of editing and pre-recording, Hud will do just that
    33:33 – a reference to our great G.E. / C.E. Smith controversy of Episode 32
    37:01 – a reference to the End Titles of our previous episode
    37:28 – “The Booklovers”, on the Promenade album by The Divine Comedy, is another song that mentions Flaubert. As does “Living With Girls” from Doug Anthony Allstars.
    39:09 – “Quietly Making Noise” recorded July 4 1993
    41:23 – “In the Same Boat” recorded July 3 1993; the end was slightly edited for time
    41:40 – in my limited experience, French people you meet on the street were quite nice and friendly; it was French people on the job (as in, for instance, restaurants, trains, or post offices) who were the rude ones
    55:53 – RealName Jim and I refer to the “Homer Badman” episode of The Simpsons, Season 6
    57:25 – i’ve tried to dig this site up, but I cannot find a working link to include here

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Episode 61B: Quietly Mocking Schmoe

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, February 13 2008 (10:00 PM – 12:00 AM), at Zodiac Racquet Club, Southgate MI

    But wait, there’s more!
    I guess having Mike in person again got us even more talkative. Not only did we record our second longest show (as of this writing) but we talked long enough to record a bonus show. Here are a few extras salvaged from the cutting room floor: Mike and Schmoe reminisce about being asked to work security for a recent concert by The Knack (they performed at Mike’s sister’s company Christmas party); and Schmoe continues our tradition of reviewing the Super Bowl halftime show.
    (Show title suggested by Texas Mike. Other nominees include “Henchmen for the Night” and “With a Rebel Yell, He Mocked Schmoe, Schmoe, Schmoe”.)
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Episode 55: Homemade Musings

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, November 7 2007 (10:00 PM – 11:00 PM), at Zodiac Racquet Club, Southgate MI
    “Not only does Mike join Schmoe and Mickey on the phone again, but Hud is back and
Patti returns for her second visit! The top of discussion is
Hot Water, and these losers, these losers, these losers just drone on… (Cameo by Tommy.)

    I bought a new and shielded cord for our speaker phone setup, to eliminate any more interference, only to find the cord would not work for some reason. Luckily, Schmoe had some audio cords in his car and we were finally able to contact Mike and get the show rolling.
    00:10 – Patti’s previous visit was when back in Episode 2
    01:30 – Amazon’s listing for the unofficial Jimmy Buffett Concert Handbook
    02:41 – Patti tried talking us into a road trip since her birthday coincided with the second Las Vegas show. Unfortunately for her, we’re too cheap.
    05:51 – Jimmy’s intro was slightly edited here to save time
    06:56 – “Tin Cup Chalice” was performed, but it was not aired on Radio Margaritaville so sadly it cannot be included here
    07:09 – oops, this interview with Mike Utley actually preceded the Thursday show, not the Saturday show. Jimmy’s interview on Saturday was actually an interesting, serious talk about his touring ethic and I include it here as an extra:

    08:10 – nope. Jimmy, George Strait, and Alan Jackson lost to Tracy Lawrence, Tim McGraw, and the upstart Kenny Chesney. And Mac McAnally lost to Jerry Douglas.
    09:46 – you can hear Bill make the suggestion at 38:17 in Episode 54
    14:39 – nope, I was thinking of “Lage Nom Ai” I guess. “Great Heart” was the leadoff song for the Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays tour.
    14:55 – you can’t hear it all that well, but Patti admits “I like ‘Pre-You'”
    15:39George Blaha
    15:53 – Schmoe is right, the video was shown during the intermission of the February 17 1998 show
    18:16Duck Dunn & Steve Cropper
    26:44 – Patti mentions “Rick Springfield”
    30:42 – “Great Heart” iTunes link
    31:39 – I can’t locate it in Episode 54 any more, so maybe Greg mentioned it before the mics were on. “Smart Woman in a Real Short Skirt” scared him, he said, because it reminded him of pick-up lines from his single days.
    31:59 – I said this because I would be celebrating a birthday in two days (and finishing the edit)
    32:46 – Jimmy and Marshall Chapman exchanged a kiss (or maybe just an embrace — I was sitting far back, after all) after performing “Perfect Partner” on July 4 1987
    33:23Last Mango in Paris was released in June 1985
    35:01 – this recording of “That’s What Living is to Me” comes from July 4 1987. (And I forgot to mention it includes steel drum here too.)
    37:30 – if I could find it, here’s where I’d link to that “Arlo & Janis” strip
    The snippet of “That’s What Living is to Me” is from July 4 1987.
    P.S.: New show next week. We’ll be reviewing Live in Aguilla and also talking about “songs we’re thankful for”. Share your own thoughts at podcast@northcoast.com or 1-774-221-7346.
    P.P.S.: Happy Birthday to Me!

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Episode 51: Chanson des Abrutis Bavards

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, September 26 2007 (9:30 PM – 11:30 PM), at Zodiac Racquet Club, Southgate MI
    “Greg and Scott are no-shows, but Mike joins Mickey and Schmoe via speakerphone to review Volcano and to pay tribute to Episode 11. Guests: Lee and, just barely, Jennifer.

    00:11 – Autumn 2007 began Sunday, September 23, 5:51 AM (EDT)
    02:13 – not all of Canada, just the Canadians I deal with at work
    02:21 – evidently, on the day of our recording, a US dollar was worth $1.0039 Canadian. And also on this day, the US dollar hit a new low against the Euro. One US dollar was worth 0.707 EUR.
    02:44 – to hell with putting clips in context!
    04:00 – you can read all the “Glory Days” complaints during the “live commenting” on BuffettNews
    05:21here’s an image of what we’re talking about
    05:49 – an RCPM related story best explained in the comments … right?
    07:38 – as discussed in Episode 32
    09:23 – nostalgia for LPs, I mean, not scratchy playback
    09:28 – and no Buffett LPs, I mean. I’ve got plenty of LPs, believe me; just not any Buffett LPs
    11:12 – I never knew Schmoe was so determined to talk about Mike’s cutoffs
    12:10 – Gary is Greg’s older brother. (Should I have mentioned this?)
    14:55 – I thought I saw this same Chet Flippo article online somewhere, but the best I can find is this reference to it in the Steve Eng book (via Google Books)
    15:54Greg’s Word DOC [PDF]
    17:15 – yep, One Particular Harbour in 1983. BuffettWorld confirms it
    19:12 – well, you guys know the “Fins to the left, fins to the right” part. But the third step in the Fins Dane is to put your left fist in your right armpit and your fist over your left shoulder. Then move your elbows apart, like a giant shark mouth. (I really wish I could do technical drawings.)  We’re not making this up either. Jimmy explained the Fins Dance back in the 70s
    22:00 – link to Episode 11
    22:11 – it just so happens Greg still possesses this cassette tape, and that we do shout a greeting between “Fins” and “Volcano”. Here is an excerpt from that actual cassette:

    22:19 – link to Episode 11
    22:56 – hey Greg, it’s “stylus” [stī-ləs]
    23:27Landshark listing in Wikipedia
    24:49remora listing in Wikipedia
    25:46 – no podcast next week, as most of us will be seeing Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers on Thursday, October 4 and in Cleveland on October 5. Look for other upcoming shows at the AZ Peacemakers site
    25:57 – buy Roger Clyne’s “D-Back Swing” at the Peacemakers’ new Digital Downloads site. The WAOTNC boys also recommend The Whole Enchilada. Eight CDs for fifty bucks!
    30:42 – James Taylor’s brothers are named Alex, Livingston, and Hugh. He also has a sister named Kate.
    31:06 – “Treat Her Like a Lady” is available at the bottom of my my 2000 setlist page
    31:45do most people think “Treat Her Like a Lady” is about a ship or about the ocean? Chime in in the comments
    32:42 – Schmoe’s daughter Kate is infatuated with horses
    33:56 – let’s see how long it takes Margaritaville.com to fix their Volcano track list
    34:35 – “…respectively”
    35:49 – a reference of course to our recent Caseville mini-podcasts
    36:03 – yep the LP lyrics say “Princess Lia”
    36:50 – once again, here’s an example of what Greg’s talking about, right off his cassette. Schmoe’s recording style really is a mood-killer:

    38:29 – link to my 1998 setlist page
    40:38 – Schmoe’s gone Hollywood. He’s talking about himself in the third person.
    47:30 – link to Episode 11
    48:40 – dang it, I forgot to add rimshots
    49:49 – no, actually it’s Episode 41

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Episode 50: Britches

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, September 12 2007 (8:00 PM – 11:30 PM), at Zodiac Racquet Club, Southgate MI
    “A new show on Talk Like a Pirate Day? It’s like a dream come true! Well, dream on, because this was recorded a week ago and took a full seven days for post-production.
Then it must be great, right? Well, get somebody to pinch you because you’re dreaming too much! Back at Zodiac, for the start of Season 4, Greg, Scott, Schmoe, and Mickey continue
discussing the box set, with a closer look at
Beaches. And Mike joins them, but only by phone. Guests include Jennifer and Lee.

    00:43Episode 17, Schmoe, Episode 17
    01:40 – the Detroit Shock won the WNBA Championship September 9 2006, Saturday, defeating the Sacramento Monarchs 80-75.
    02:28 – all this was already put to rest by Larry himself, three minutes into Episode 24
    03:40Buffett World didn’t forget the anniversary though
    04:07 – Jimmy’s CMA Live Event nomination (right column, middle)
    04:15 – Mac’s CMA Musician of the Year nomination (right column, bottom)
    04:43 – Mac’s Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame induction
    09:07 – during the pre-show, Savannah Jane interviewed rock writer Bill Flanagan who had this to say about Elo Ferrier…

    10:43 – Scott doesn’t know what’s good for him. Pay no mind to his hesitations and go out and buy Firefly ASAP.
    10:50 – thanks to The Daily Show, “douchebag” has become the It word of 2007
    11:02 – no, Schmoe did not have an incredibly fast eighteen-second pee. We just cut out all the boring stuff where we waited for him to return
    12:11 – regrettably, we are not at liberty to discuss our dealings with PodSchmoe.com at this time
    12:30this is what I researched
    15:21 – possibly another instance of Schmoe’s unique pronunciation style. Most people pronounce “Crowell” to rhyme with “cowl”. And since we brought it up, here’s the link for Rodney Crowell’s official site
    15:54Amazon link for Texas Troubadours
    16:35 – and that is where we got the idea to review Volcano for Episode 51
    19:14 – one mention of “The parties are all over” in the first verse, which seems more like Beaches than specifically Bars to me; and one mention of “the joint begins to jumpin” in the last verse. So I guess it’s a tie.
    25:54 – that little noise is Greg checking his phone messages
    27:19 – for the record, in an August 21 e-mail (discussing a review of “Boats”) Schmoe suggested we:

1) Review the new songs
2) What songs would you take off that CD
3) What songs would you put in its place
4) What songs released SINCE the boxed set would you put on that disc.

I guess it’s the vagueness of point 3) that has us confused. I saw it as meaning what songs on the box set fit better, but I guess Schmoe meant which songs not on the box set would fit better.
    29:55 – Schmoe is quick to point out this song, made famous by the Muppets, actually originated in an Italian softcore porno
    30:17 – the fourth track, of course
    33:28 – “ashphalt” is so frequently used you’d think it might be an alternate pronunciation. But no, a check of online dictionaries suggest it’s just a wrong pronunciation. Thus, you’d think Schmoe said it rather than Greg.
    33:39 – another word from our sponsor
    34:36 – yep, that’s me when I’m drunk. ‘Cept I babble a lot more.
    35:11Lily Tomlin’s Ernestine
    35:59 – I was aiming for “The Stranger” from The Big Lebowski, but it sounds more like a combination of John Wayne and Yosemite Sam
    37:43 – you’ll have to forgive the dodgy audio levels and the occasional “mosquito noise”. I was trying to set up the phone and the speaker and move the mics around while the call was already ongoing
    40:55 – as heard in Episode 37
    41:02 – which, as mentioned before, I recorded off radio
    44:54 – nope, that was on October 18
    45:21 – either Buffett is justified in ignoring us, since his concerts are apparently so forgettable; or, it proves we need him to show up here more than ever in order to remember him better
    45:59 – which you can hear below
    46:37 – actually, the Southeast Michigan Singles aren’t meeting at Zodiac this season. As of September 29 they’ve chosen instead to meet at the Coliseum in Taylor every Wednesday for wallyball.

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Episode 50B: Adventures in Best Buy-ing

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, September 12 2007 (11:00 PM – 11:30 PM), at Zodiac Racquet Club, Southgate MI

    As mentioned at the end of Episode 50, Scott had an entertaining anecdote for us about recent troubles buying a gadget from Best Buy. It was too long to include within the show, so we offer it here instead as a separate sound file and blog page exclusive:
Listen now…

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Caseville 2007

    Episode 47 was recorded last Wednesday, but it might not be uploaded till Sunday or Monday.
    The boys are a bit pre-occupied right now, seeing as they’ve gone up to Caseville again for this year’s Cheeseburger Festival!

M-53 North

Schmoe enjoys a Landshark and another Riverside Roadhouse Spicy Burger

    As we said, we had the same waitress on our return visit. You can compare this picture with last year’s.

Our favorite waitress

    And a Show Notes Blog exclusive. We were too busy eating and drinking to shoot a proper video documentary, so here’s a bonus podcast featuring Schmoe and me watching the Perseid meteor shower:

    Day 2: we head back into town, go to the official store for souvenirs, get gumbo for brunch, meet Mike at the Riverside Roadhouse for lunch, spend some time at the beach, go to Lefty’s Diner & Drive-In for this year’s winning cheeseburger, and then go to the amphitheater to watch Air Margaritaville. Unlike yesterday, I mainly shot video…and I think I need to buy another hard drive before I can start importing the footage for editing.
    Until then, here’s another Show Notes Blog exclusive podcast…

    P.S.: we’ve returned from our Caseville weekend, but I’m still not sure when Episode 47 will be ready to go up.

Episode 41: Oh, That Was the Night We Podcast Outside

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, June 13 2007 (10:00 PM – 11:15 PM), at Joe’s Prime Time, Brownstown MI
    “The group is kicked outside, where we discuss Barometer Soup and make fun of Greg. Special guests: Schmoe’s kids and Elise. Background music by AC/DC.

    No bikers keeping us out of the back room this week. Instead, it was a wedding rehearsal dinner. It was nice outside, except for the mosquitoes; so big thanks to Prime Time Gina for the citronella candles. Schmoe wanted enough to start a citronella bonfire; he took a liking to that name and wondered if he could fashion a drink for it — at the same time I was wondering if he was going to try steeping citronella in his next tequila concoction. (And thanks to Gina for also turning down the AC/DC, later in the episode.) Scott was unable to join us today, as he’d injured his knee last Friday, competing in the 2007 Shark Invitational.
    As mentioned, here’s Listener Sandy’s first-hand report of the Paris concert:

The trip to the concert today was great. As soon as the taxi dropped me off at the New Morning at 6pm for the 8pm concert, there was Utley and Greenidge walking on the sidewalk next to me. After getting in line (approx 50 at this time,) behind three guys from Chicago, we were exchanging pleasantries and all of a sudden Jimmy comes walking down the street on the way to what I think was a pre-party at the Best Western a few doors down, waving to all of us calling his name.
    After going in to the club, it reminded me of some dive bars that you find at MSU. Red walls, a small stage , a small pit area and bistro tables and chairs. While you were waiting for the concert all of the band members were walking back and forth thru the bar saying hi to everyone. I got a seat approx 20ft from the stage. Grass skirts and shark hats were everywhere.
    Jimmy and the entire Coral Reefer band comes out. He starts with Changes in Latitudes and it only gets better from there. He played all of the big 8 (fins, pirate,southern cross, etc.) He also played Artour Roche, petites enfants, pencil thin mustache and woman gone on caroline street. He ended the concert after the encore with He went to Paris. He kept saying he was playing songs that he’s wanted to play in Paris for 30yrs. He also said that this is not the last time he would be playing in Paris. (I’d go back!)
    They were video taping everyone at the concert…a dvd is probably to come. They taped everyone . they went in between rows, closeups , when you were walking in…
    The best of all … I got one of Jimmy’s guitar picks! It was a once in a lifetime experience. Classic Jimmy having fun.

    00:02 – according to FSGL.net, Greg’s nicknames include Oops, Gregular, Dr. Feelgood, Giggles, Veal Parmesan, Mack Daddy, DAMF, G.Love, Poison Ivy, Slingblade, Oh Shit, and Chicken Taco Guy
    03:59 – Schmoe’s aural double-take gets my vote as the highlight of the show
    04:32 – Wal-Mart’s 2007 Shareholders Meeting page. The news about Buffett playing there comes from Blogging Stocks.com (by way of BuffettWorld.com).
    11:10 – sorry Scott. That was just uncalled for.
    12:21 – Schmoe is teasing Greg because a search for 1995 setlists led Greg right to my own Buffett fan site, causing Greg to e-mail us and ask if we thought the guys in the page’s photo look like us.
    12:26 – and I’m teasing Mike over his belief, back in college, that the best way to study is to sleep with your text book under your pillow, where you can learn through “osmosis”
    12:51 – don’t listen too closely to the AC/DC songs; this section of the episode was heavily edited. But fear not, it ends at 19:00
    14:13 – the audio from Jimmy’s CompuServe upload is actually an edit. Here’s the complete “BADHABIT.WAV” sound file, plus some historical context:

    17:24 – We go into more detail on how I ruined “Jimmy Dreams” for Mike in Episode 32.
    17:59 – We seriously need to do a Buckeye Lake podcast, but until then here are Mike’s and my parody lyrics, for “Don’t Chu-Know” and “Remittance Man“, from August 5 1995.
    20:58 – here’s an excerpt from my journal for August 1995, describing Mike’s and my first listen of the Barometer Soup CD, at Dearborn’s Blockbuster Music, on Saturday, July 30 1995:

I didn’t see Mike’s car and I didn’t spot him inside when I got to the place. I parked on the side. As I walked around the front to enter I spotted someone I assumed was Mike already sitting at the circular counter in the center of the store. It still didn’t look like him, but the other two people I could see were definitely not him. As I went inside and approached I realized it was indeed Mike. He had shorts, a tank top, and a gray and black Caribbean Soul cap on. The girl manning the counter said something to me but I didn’t catch it; I even had her repeat it too. I think it might have been about my t-shirt. She probably recognized the radiation symbol but not what the shirt meant. [It was my red Simpsons Radioactive Man t-shirt, which I’d won in a Bongo Comics contest.] The girl asked if she could help me and I pointed to the CD in front of Mike and told her I’d come to see it, that I had weekend visitation rights. She promptly disappeared, replaced by some skinny tall nerdy guy. He asked if he could help me, I asked if he had another copy of the album but sadly they didn’t. Mike and I had to share.
    Mike told me the album was great, especially the opening title track. He touched a flat colored button on the panel in front of him and gave me the headphones. They were light, cheap, black Koss headphones. There was no bass whatsoever. We could’ve been hearing an AM broadcast on a tiny transistor radio. The song was okay but I wasn’t as impressed as Mike. I got so wrapped up in reading the liner notes that I hogged the headphones and almost heard all of the song. I gave Mike back the headphones and continued to read. He jumped around the track listing and we continued to switch shifts. The booklet was very attractive and certainly much nicer than I’d been led to believe by those Internet descriptions [at AOL’s Parrot Head Madness, Usenet’s alt.fan.jimmy-buffett, and the Buffett listserv]. Mike was pretty harsh about those reviewers too, saying what jerks they were and how they knew nothing. There was a sign on a stand directly in front of us bearing the cover of the album and the announcement that we could hear it in advance, starting Friday July 29, and then buy it on sale Tuesday August 1. It was nice to see MCA was actually promoting a Buffett album. Mike said it was a shame they didn’t allow drinking here; the counter and stools were very much like a bar, and it would be perfect to just have a margarita sitting there in front of us.
    Our panel had no kind of read out to tell us what tracks we were on so we pretty much had to guess when switching between tracks, consulting the lyrics to find out where we were. I have little recollection now of what songs I listened to. I do remember thinking “Don’t Chu-Know” was a standout which I instantly liked. I couldn’t believe this had only gotten passing grades when Buffett had performed it live during his spring tour. In order of appearance, but in no way the order I heard them: “Barometer Soup” was an instant favorite of Mike’s, but didn’t strike me as particularly special; “Barefoot Children” was a pretty obvious attempt at connecting at the young parents in the audience and I could understand why it hadn’t been received too well in the spring; we both thought it was pretty funny how “Bank of Bad Habits” sounded just as tinny now on these headphones as it sounded on our poor quality upload, there was no difference despite what we’d hoped; “Blue Heaven Rendezvous” sounded like “Pre-You” all over again, but at least was a better attempt; I remember hearing “Jimmy Dreams” but pretty much tuned it out as soon as Mike informed me, handing the headphones over again, that it was a slow one; I remember reading about the Jim Harrison/Legends of the Fall influence on “Lage Nom Ai” but don’t recall much about first hearing the song; “The Ballad of Skip Wiley” sounded like “Hey Bartender” to me: Mike thought the lyrics sounded like the explanatory tale which would begin a sitcom: “It’s ‘The Skip Wiley Show!”; “The Night I Painted the Sky” was one of the songs I desperately rushed to get to before we left — I didn’t hear much but did enjoy the lovely string introduction; Mike played “Mexico” for me and said sadly it wasn’t what he’d expected. He said he was uncertain about the horn parts, and that it might take some getting used to. Being unfamiliar with the original, and not knowing the extent Mike had been privately hoping Buffett would cover this song, the arrangement didn’t bother me. I thought it was catchy and likeable, and I told Mike I doubted it would take too long for him to get used to it.
    Perhaps I should take this opportunity to include Stu Gittelman’s review from many weeks ago, since it was much on our mind during our first listen:

Subject: Barometer Soup – Comments and Critique
Date: 12 Jul 1995 20:22:52 -0500

Well, my advance copy of Barometer Soup (I can’t wait to start calling it ‘BS’ in alt.fan) came today…so, it’s time for the King of the Grumpy Old Parrotheads to speak…my overall reaction: eeehhhh. I think this is certainly a much more *consistent* album than Fruitcakes (and somewhat better) overall. It at least has an overall texture to it that doesn’t leave you quite as schizoid as FC. It’s also certainly better than OTSTL, and, I guess, about the same as HW to me. All in all, it seems JB is trying to be the King of the Ballad on this one. That said, I’m not sure this album is that *good* either – but, after the last few, a step in the right direction. Good points summary: less produced, more Fingers Taylor, more downscale songs, fewer covers, consistent. Bad points summary: silly ranting on several tracks, it ain’t A-1-A a bit dull at times. As for the individual tracks: Barometer Soup – sets the tone pretty well: eehhh. Nothing to dislike, nothing really to like. The yuppies will like the part about escaping. Barefoot Children – given the “Buffet (sic) and Terrible Twos” thread going now on alt.fan, I’m sure this’ll become a favorite for a couple of weeks over there. A nice song, but not great. Bank of Bad Habits – I had high hopes for this song. Thought it might be a chance to have some fun. Which it was, at first. Then the crap about the seven deadly sins and the 8th deadly sin: PIZZA! Sheesh. Ruined a perfectly good song. Prediction: The pizza thing will make 5 .sig files in alt.fan w/in 1 week. Upbeat. Remittance Man – This is a good one. He put some thought into this one and it really shows. Downscale, good lyrics. Diamond as Big as the Ritz – I didn’t care for this one in concert, although it sounded better on disk. Again, not bad, not great. Blue Heaven Rendezvous – There’s a stinker on every album and this one is it. Combine his awful crooing on the Sinatra duet with an idiotic song like ‘Frenchman for the Night’ and you can get the picture. Brutal. Jimmy Dreams – WOW!!! This one blew me away. What an absolutely fantastic song. This is the best song he’s done in many years, IMHO. For the first time in a while, we’ve got an ‘honest’ song. Jimmy wrote this one for Jimmy and not for money. Far and away the best song on the album. Great lyrics. Lagie Nom Ai – We’ll need to find out what this means because I can see 20 posts a day about it. Upbeat song – definitely the successor in the Fruitcakes genre. Don’t You Know (Don Chu Kno) – I liked this one in concert and it still is a peppy tune. I thought it was pretty good until the end with this silly fade into the notes of Volcano and some White Man Rap. The killer part, for me, was when JB said “I can name that song in two notes” – and he wasn’t talking’ about God’s Own Drunk. Spoiled an enjoyable tune for me, but that comment speaks volumes about what’s happened to his music over the years. If you don’t know what I’m talking about here, you haven’t listened to You Had to be There lately. Ballad of Skip Wiley – I guess I need to read the Hiasson books to really understand this one, so I’ll pass on commentary. Decent music. The Night I Painted the Sky – another winner. Probaby the second best on the album. Quiet, but very evocative. Again, the downscale thing works well. Mexico – not being much of a James Taylor fan (I find him depressing), I was leery of this one and was pleasantly surpried by it. He sounds like he enjoys doing this one, whereas Uncle John’s Band sounded like he was going through the motions. Once again, the White Man Rap at the end was totally unecessary. I don’t know who told him this stuff was cute and funny, but it’s not. It’s silly.
———- Stu Gittelman

    We found out the store closes earlier than we expected. The employees started getting a little more active. Mike told me they must close at eleven. I had the headphones then so I quickly tried to hit every song I hadn’t heard, just for the sake of it. After we left, we hung out in front of the store for a while, by my car. Still talking about the album, Mike suggested getting a beer at Miller’s Bar, next door. I of course agreed.

    23:31 – no, I don’t have an actual background in musical theater. What I meant is that I have an interest in musical theater, stemming back to when I was a kid and my parents would play Broadway cast albums on Sunday afternoons.
    29:48 – the guys are enamored with Elise’s “fried gold” expression (among other things), but I heard it back in 2004 on the highly-recommended Spaced DVD.
    I took some photos during the postscript. You can see them here, here, and here.

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Episode 37: The Roger Clyne Interview

Show Notes:
Recorded Sunday, May 6 2007 (5:00 PM – 9:00 PM), at Casa de Mike, Canton MI
    “Attack of the Clyne podcast! It’s trying to completely take over our Jimmy Buffett talk! …Thanks to all who helped set up the interview and thanks to Roger for being part of our show and for two great concerts.

    Show opening recorded Thursday, May 3 2007 at Ferndale’s Magic Bag theater, using the same gear with which we record our podcast.
    For those keeping score, here’s Roger’s setlist for that night

Hello New Day
Counterclockwise
Banditos
Bury My Heart at the Trailer Park
Maybe We Should Fall in Love
Tell Yer Momma
Contraband
Wanted
World Ain’t Gone Crazy
¡Americano!
Mexico
Plenty
I Don’t Need Another Thrill
Hourglass
Wake Up Call
Leaky Little Boat
Junebug in July
Bottom of the Bay
Jack vs José
King of the Hill Theme
Noisy Head
Ándale
Goon Squad
Mekong
Green and Dumb
Down Together
Lemons

    Mike and Schmoe and Scott had a busy weekend, heading off to Chicago the following day for another RCPM show; and then, recording the phone interview on Sunday.
    It was Mike who got the ball rolling regarding the interview. He contacted Patrick Steven Patterson at Lotus Nile.com, back at the beginning of April, and was able to negotiate a twenty-minute phone interview. We had hoped to use the interview to promote Roger’s local appearance, but it didn’t work out in time. Mike happened to meet Roger before the concert (despite what I say in the post-show gabfest), bumping into him outside the rear of Magic Bag. Mike, once again wearing his classic “The Peacemakers” t-shirt (as seen here, from the previous year), introduced himself and we were delighted to hear Roger was not only aware of the upcoming interview but even remembered the time (4 PM CDT). He told us he’d be calling from the back of his tour bus, between his Minneapolis and Des Moines appearances.
    So that we could all participate, we used a phone service called Free Conference.com. This isn’t necessarily an endorsement since the results did not sound all that great. Using individual phones backfired on us, since a lot of echo and crosstalk got picked up. I also dialed in using Skype, and got better results that way; and the finished product is a blend between both recordings (plus plenty of tweaks and filters).
    Learn more about Circus Mexicus here. (The name Schmoe was trying to say is “Puerto Peñasco”.) And learn more about RCPM’s No More Beautiful World CD here. Scott’s songwriting question refers specifically to the title track from Honky Tonk Union and “Switchblade” from ¡Americano!. You can see the RCPM tour bus in our photo gallery. And as long as you’re looking up RCPM CDs, here’s the link for Sonoran Hope and Madness, originally released by Margaritaville Records. You can try meeting Roger at 3 Margaritas. And this is the Mexican Moonshine website, but there’s not much there yet.
    Not surprisingly, the other live track, “Lemons”, also stems from the May 3 show. You can hear Mike and Scott cheering at the beginning, over their upcoming Chicago show. Shurman was the opening act, and you can go to their website or visit them at MySpace. The performance here is heavily edited, for time reasons. (There’s also a performance of it in Episode 33.

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Episode 37B: Special Features Bonus Disc

Show Notes:
Recorded Sunday, May 6 2007 (5:00 PM – 9:00 PM), at Casa de Mike, Canton MI
    “The Roger Clyne Podcast Strikes Back, as the boys present some deleted scenes from Episode 37.

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Episode 33: The Bournemouth and District Amateur Clynecologists

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, March 21 2007 (9:00 PM – 11:00 PM), at Zodiac Racquet Club, Southgate MI
    “The Roger Clyne podcast (which starts at 13:45) threatens to take over the whole episode. BW Dream Setlists and BN March Madness are also touched on; and Mike and Schmoe gripe about pop stars and iTunes, respectively. Guest appearances by Jennifer and Lee.

    Our hideout was nowhere near as crowded as last time and we had no trouble setting up in our recording studio. The food was ravioli for Schmoe and pizza for the others. The drink was a pitcher of Amber Bock, bottles of Bud Light (for me), and water. My “She blushes” comment is a quote from the “Shindig” episode of Firefly.
    There was a lot more behind-the-scenes commentary about the BuffettNews.com Buffett News podcast. Here’s a blog page exclusive outtake.

    No official word on who the King Kong Trio was comprised of, but one disreputable site says it was Jimmy, Mike Utley, and Robert Greenidge. Submit your Dream Setlist at BuffettWorld. And follow the March Madness match-ups at BuffettNews. How ’bout that 300 imitation, eh? Bob-Lo was an old amusement park on an island in the Detroit River. The revised Schmoeonade recipe is accessible here.
    Buy No More Beautiful World direct from Roger Clyne’s website. Apparently, according to Mike, I’ll be seeing Roger Clyne on May 3 at the Magic Bag.
    I know we sound like a bunch of cranky old men, but, seriously, “Fergilicious” is pure shit.
    Hey, I just noticed Mike’s comment about living on Dix and Champaign! [Google Maps link]  Don’t know the story behind the quote but it should be fun to play back to his wife.
    Learn more about Mike’s homework answer at Club Trini.com. Brandi Carlile’s iTunes listing really is screwed up. I’m no expert but the races that lead to the America’s Cup take many months, so Scott and Schmoe can both be right.

Bank of Bad Habits ATM Card, from AOL’s Parrot Key

    And now, our product placement. Whet your Herr’s appetite at their official site. Of course, we’re more familiar with Herr’s as being a plot point in the “Grief Counseling” episode of The Office. Here’s the official site for Schmoe’s Laughing Cow cheese. And although, for your own well-being, this should not be construed as a commercial endorsement, you can learn more about Falstaff Beer bottle caps here.
    By the way, this week’s show title comes from “Silly Noises” track on Monty Python’s Previous Record.

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Episode 23: Covers Charge

Show Notes:
Recorded Wednesday, November 8 2006, (9:30 PM – 11:00 PM) at the Zodiac Racquet Club in Southgate MI
    “Scott’s back, in time for another FourCast: favorite lyric, live song, and covers (song or art). Plus talk of a Buffetty Thanksgiving.

    Sorry about the delay in getting this week’s podcast up. I was busy celebrating my birthday and getting the place ready for the arrival of my big-ass TV.
    The boys are back from their Roger Clyne break (photos soon come, maybe?) and even Scott returns for tonight’s show.
    For those whose interest was piqued by my live song descriptions, you can hear those very recordings at my Buffett setlists page. Or get them here: specifically, “Chanson Pour Les Petits Enfants” and “He Went to Paris“. One song I completely failed to mention was when Jimmy sang “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” at Buckeye Lake following a drenching torrential all-day rain. It was most notable for containing the new verse
        So here we are in Central Ohio
        On a very rain night.
        Well we got ourselves a party,
        What a wonderful sight.
        We’re going to do it all this evening.
        We’re going to do it till we’re dead.
        So we’d just like to thank each and every one of you
        Crazy fucking Parrot Heads!

    Sorry about them being in RealAudio, but that was the thing back when I made those pages. I discussed “Livingson Saturday Night” back in August.
    Scott and Joe and Mike were at the Roger Clyne concert on November 2, at The Magic Bag. They enjoyed the concert a great deal and got to meet the band after the show. Some of their photos were added to the Gallery, but the stories behind these photos were edited out of this week’s podcast. Instead, I’ll add them here as a bonus audio file. (The audio isn’t the greatest since I was only just setting the mics up. You can hear Jennifer, our waitress, in the background, admiring the desktop wallpaper on Scott’s laptop.)

    P.S.: I don’t recall the Buffett news sites mentioning this, but “Here We Are” is finally available as a downloadable single (in stereo!) from iTunes. [iTunes link]  Evidently this was announced on Mailboat Records a week ago but I only discovered it last night.

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