Good evening. My name is Inspector William Montcrief of the Brownstown Police Department, Computer Crimes Squad. This web sight has been temporarily suspended, pending an investigation into the willfull slaying of a pet fish or betta splendens. This in itself would not warrant police action, but it has come to our attention that fish deaths are quite common in the Asteriou family.One person, related to the accused by marriage to a brother, killed a betta by cleaning the betta’s cube with glass cleaner. A niece killed a betta by leaving it in direct sunlight and effectively boiling it in its own water.
Because of the suspicious activities of this fish killing ring, we have been forced to take action. The computer used for the Short Fat Guy Online web sight has been confiscated, not because we believe it has been used for the slaying of pet fish but because we’re pretty sure there’s some nice meaty porn hidden on here somewhere.
If any visitors to this sight have information which could assist us in our inquiries please contact the Brownstown Police Department or your local authorities.
