Monthly Archives: December 2003

Predictions for the New Year

    I don’t talk much about it, since it’s slightly embarassing, but my stomach, Ed, is psychic. Here are some predictions for the New Year (which he told me after breakfast):    • Flush with victory, George W Bush … Continue reading

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Woe’s the Beef

    It’s a sad week for short fat guys. The burgers we love and rely on have turned against us. After reading Fast Food Nation I’m doubtful the FDA and USDA has the effectiveness anymore to track or combat … Continue reading

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Remote Posting

Hey guys. It’s been a while hasn’t it. For those of you who don’t know, I’m Mickey’s physical therapist. Miuckey invted me to his brother’s house for a Christmas partty, and I’m writing this on his brother’s computer while Mickey … Continue reading

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Movie Quiz

    I’m still sleepy from too much turkey and too many long nights watching movies, so I’m really having trouble coming up with ideas for a new entry. Instead, I’ll once again rely on another e-mail Schmoe sent me. … Continue reading

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I’m Being Criminalized

Obligatory photo of a faceless fat person(Courtesy of AOL)     According to an AP article today, “With the U.S. Surgeon General calling obesity an epidemic, legislators nationwide […] have considered scores of bills this year that would, among other … Continue reading

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It’s Claus, Not Clause, You Idiots!

    I remember the days when the movie title The Santa Clause was a pun. Little did I know it would be taken to heart as a spelling lesson.    At least, that’s what it looks like over at … Continue reading

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Trimming the Tree

    I’ve been surprisingly industrious for a Sunday. Not only did I wrap most of the presents but I edited another video entry.    The footage was actually shot the morning of the 19th, when a county crew came … Continue reading

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QuickPar

    Now that, following last week’s hardware tragedy, I’m limited to only the Windows 2000 part of my dual-boot system, I can’t believe how far to seed I let the old place go. Somehow I managed to load and … Continue reading

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A Large Reverberating Smacking Sound

    Huzzah, at last. A three-judge Appeals Court panel today gave the whiny crybabies at the RIAA “a long awaited kick to the groin in its pursuit of file swappers, saying the music label lobby group can no longer … Continue reading

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The End of All Things

    I’m glad cooler heads prevailed. My friends…okay, make that friend…all right, imaginary friend and I were joking that the release of Return of the King was such a culmination of our hopes and expectations — after close to … Continue reading

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