Without going into any gory details, I am again compelled to ask: why oh why do I persist in eating peanuts?!For example, consider this timeline extract from the scientific field guide being compiled on me (details later):
8:42 PM: Subject comes home, sees peanuts, takes handful, goes to computer room.
8:47 PM: Subject returns to kitchen, sees peanuts, takes handful, returns to computer room.
9:02 PM: Subject finds another reason to return to kitchen, sees peanuts, takes handful, returns to computer room.
9:13 PM: Subject gets peanuts from kitchen, takes them to computer room. Says this will keep him from eating peanuts by the handful.
9:48 PM: Peanuts completely consumed. Subject is lying on floor of computer room moaning to himself.
10:08 PM – 11:18 PM: Subject in bathroom. Observations prorogued for time being.
