I would like to apologize to all the trick-or-treaters last night for not having any candy. This was not my intention and I even tried to buy extra…but I got home early last night and it was a long time before anyone showed up, and, unfortunately, I ate it all. I am very sorry for what happened and although I probably can’t make up for it until next year I hope this apology will keep you from continuing to egg my house. I mean, those are good eggs you’re wasting.In closing, once again I am sorry; and, if it’s any consolation, I am incredibly constipated right now and I also broke my couch.
