Birthday

    Happy Birthday to Me.
    My imaginary friends and I have quite the party planned, since today’s birthday is a momentous one. One of those milestone birthdays. I know I exude such a youthful persona and am so down with the hepness of the Internizzet, but in fact I am despairingly old — old enough to remember that seemingly mythical time before cable TV and microwaves.
    So let’s see what the year has in store for me. Frustratingly, the birthday horoscope in today’s paper is for November 10 — and yesterday’s is for November 8! However, a quick search online shows that the NY Post birthday horoscope reads:

With the sun at odds with Jupiter on your birthday, you have the potential to accomplish some really great things this year — but there’s also the risk that you’ll be tempted to gamble everything and that you’ll lose all you have. [My my, aren’t we covering all the bases.] Jupiter is not only the planet of good fortune but also the planet of exaggeration and excess, and the attribute you’ll need most this year is common sense. [I’m doomed.]

Sidney Omar says:

You are passionate and creative [Aw shucks], and will fight if the cause is right. You constantly seek action, whether it be in romance or other areas [Who, me?]. You often are besieged by people hoping you can solve their dilemmas [People?]. Aries, Libra individuals play important roles in your life. They could have the letters I or R in their names. Recent domestic adjustment that included change of residence, marital status will prove beneficial. [Obviously intended for someone else.] January, October of next year will be most memorable month. [Oh-oh.]

And Joyce Jillson portends:

Family life should gel this year as you search for your just-right setting [I’ve heard of the “frappé” setting, but never “just-right”]. This month finds you with more control over financial matters [yes, when one has no finances, it’s easier to control]; use extra funds for those in need [Yes, hence *my* neediness]. December includes the opportunity to bring emotional issues to a successful conclusion and then move on with your life. Your best love signs are Aquarius and Scorpio. Your lucky numbers are: 5, 22, 8, 35 and 15.

I like this one the best:

You can expect greater financial or emotional stability in the year ahead, with lucky and loving vibrations evident in your chart. The devotion and support of loved ones should help make your life happier, and in return you will take your responsibilities towards friends and family members far more seriously.

    However, it’s from The New Zealand Herald, so it probably only applies if I were in the southern hemisphere. …And, now that I think of it, things are reversed below the equator, so I really am doomed!