Ha ha! Osama’s jealous.George doesn’t write, he doesn’t call, and now it looks like he’s giving all his attentions to a guy named Saddam. So guess who comes out of the woodwork with another taped message. Osama’s back, just like a spurned ex leaving drunken phone messages. Experts have so far translated such phrases as “I miss all those things we used to do together” and “Baby, I thought we really had something.”
Poor little pathetic sack.
(I had intended to blow this up into a big routine, with the three of them showing up on some Springer-type show trying to work things out. But for the sake of the precious few remaining brain cells I have left, I avoid those types of programs and am therefore unable to write up a decent parody. Oh well.
