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As I sat pondering the President’s motives one day, it suddenly dawned on me that it is entirely likely our Commander in Chief has never played a single video game in his life. ‘Of course!’ I exclaimed, startling my girlfriend, who was driving at the time. ‘Without the catharsis that video games provide, Bush has no way of fulfilling his militaristic fantasies other than actually fighting wars.’ “
Our course of action is clear, my friends: We must help this man, and in so doing, help those whose lives will be affected by a full-scale invasion.”
And thus was born Mikel Reparaz’s
Buy Bush a Playstation 2 Campaign.