Monthly Archives: December 2002

Today in Fat News

    Sounding much like the embarrassment that plagued me two months ago, the Chicago Sun-Times reports that “Americans have gotten so fat that many doctors have difficulty using stethoscopes to listen to patients’ hearts.”http://www.suntimes.com/output/health/cst-nws-steth06.html

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Buy Bush a Playstation 2

    “As I sat pondering the President’s motives one day, it suddenly dawned on me that it is entirely likely our Commander in Chief has never played a single video game in his life. ‘Of course!’ I exclaimed, startling … Continue reading

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Near Death Experience (NDE)

    Ever since reading an article in a magazine I’ve been recalling a strange event which happened to me a while ago. I might as well share it with you.    While practicing for a local power-eaters contest, I … Continue reading

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PSA

    Please stop spelling “Santa Claus” with an E. The Disney movie title The Santa Clause has an “E” because it’s a pun on a “clause” in a contract.    It’s a joke. It should not be used as … Continue reading

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Enter the Thought Police

    Ladies and gentlemen, the end of democracy:http://www.msnbc.com/news/841671.asp?0dm=C14NN&cp1=1    Excerpt: “Civil libertarians accuse the Bush administration of an executive-branch power grab that will erode the rights and freedoms that terrorists are trying to destroy. ‘They are trying to embed … Continue reading

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