I apologize for taking so long on my next update. You see, I was snacking on chips the other day and dropped some cheese dip into the keyboard. Every time I tried to type a semicolon I would get “kl\’].,”. And since I love to use semicolons, you can imagine what a distraction this was. Plus, I couldn’t decide whether to clean the keyboard or refrigerate it for later.Either way, that’s all over with now, and I can get back to writing.
…Just in time to admit I have not much to say.
I did, though, find this story on CNN amusing. Evidently North Korea is declaring that if attacked, they will respond in song! The singing of this song will fill “imperialists and enemies with mortal terror.” No, not “I Know What Boys Like” — it’s a song called “Long Trip for Army-based Leadership”. This is a beloved hit of the Korean People’s Army, who also perform such classics as “Let’s Support Our Supreme Commander With Arms”, “The Wind From Mt. Paektu”, and “Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z.”. Reportedly, their performances are so moving that General Secretary Li’l Kim Jong “Illing 2 B Thrilling” Il himself “warmly waved” during one of their concerts.
According to veteran boy band manager Lou Pearlman, the group has tight synchronization in their movements, but lacks the fluidity and sex appeal that would allow them to breakout and become international stars. Meanwhile, a high ranking White House source responds that if the KPA taunts the U.S. with song, we will be forced to retaliate by sending them Lou Reed.
