
FROM MY COLD DEAD HAND!
(Image from AirMasterOven.com)
The more I think about it, the angrier I get. It is reprehensible that our lawmakers, on the eve of war, amid the downward spiral of our economy, have wasted time and resources trying to change “French fries” to “freedom fries”. If it is retribution against France’s reluctance to risk human life, it is hollow. If it is simply a light-hearted joke, it is feeble. What’s worse, the yahoos in Washington DC are messing around with a precious staple in my diet!
Shame on them.
— And leave my fries alone!
(And while I have your attention, Congress… In case you forgot, you people are governors of the nation.
Grow the hell up!)
Please join me in supporting the French fry. Below, are some links where you can learn more about our noble golden friend.
The Secret History of French fries
Where did French fries come from?
French Fry Trivia
The nose-thumbing is getting even worse. A moron named Ginny Brown-Waite, a Representative from Florida, is trying to introduce a bill to exhume all the war dead from France and Belgium and restore them to the US.
What a great idea! Let’s desecrate the graves of our war heroes just because you’re a whiny vindictive baby. I am insulted these braindead idiots represent me.
‘I thought I hade rather a sensible suggestion on how to solve this issue. You can read it if you like:http://www.minddump.co.uk/2003_03_01_minddump_archive.php#90858071
Loving the weblog btw, just installed p-machine myself; looking forward to launching a noo & improved weblog any month now…