
And here’s a joke from Father Moloney, at St Joseph’s in Wyandotte:
The priest was heartened to see so many more people show up for holiday Mass. As the congregation filed out afterward, he encouraged all newcomers to come back every week to be part of God’s Army.
“I already am,” said one man.
“Ah, how can that be so,” asked the priest, “when I only see you at Christmas and Easter?”
“Well,” the man replied, “I’m in the Secret Service.”