A Day of Empowered Closure

    According to our calendar, today is Administrative Professionals Day. I’ve never heard of that before — which I would attribute to bad marketing — and I can’t help wondering if having Administrative Professionals Day today is Corporate America®’s way of having the last word after Earth Day.
    Actually, today is the celebration of Administrative Professionals Day 2002, since it’s only now they’ve finished having all the meetings and phone bridges to get the celebrations up to speed in a forward velocity, close the loop on key event issues to reassess that all celebrants were on the same page re: synergizing cross-celebration issues, open-dialogue with calendar platformers to ensure optimum market penetration to proactivate a wide-range rollout, and aggressively timeframe its exposure to proliferate the optimum customer scenario action at this point in time.
    That, and Administrative Professionals Week was downsized.