Way too many of my favorite blogs have been disappearing. Reportedly, the blogs have been overrun with criticism and abuse; so much so that the webmasters have decided to shut down their blogs, close up shop, and retire to a small farm where they can leap about in the sunlight and chase butterflies. Well, perhaps not that last part — that’s just something my parents told me when my fish died…which, come to think of it, doesn’t make much sense.Anyway, despite the repercussions, I’m kind of envious of those webmasters. I’ve had a site for over seven years and the most inflammatory my Comments page gets is the occasional “Your fat!”. I too want to stir up some action and some controversy. Therefore, in that regard, I would like to get the ball rolling and state for the record that the guy who runs this site is a dick.
I wouldn’t start a fight with that guy. He’s pretty crazy.
Name calling? That’s the best you can do?
Tired hackneyed schoolgirl poetry? That’s the best you can do?
Shut up you…or I’ll upload that photo of you and a cucumber.
How did you get that!
No, thanks, really. we dont need to see that.
What. I don;t get it. Are you implying SFG eats salads?
Say it aint so!
Erm…no…that’s not what we’re implying.
Pretty silent there fatty. What gives.
Pictures, eh? Well how ’bout this one.
Yeah, you sure look “troubled.”
Ha ha ha. Nice try at trying to blow my cover. (Besides, so what if I’m graceful and light on my feet. I can still be troubled about it.)
You have me at a disadvantage though, since uploading any picture of your fatass would max out bandwidth.
I don’t want to crash the Internet.
Don’t feel bad, poor baby. We need to keep you from writing any more poetry.
Here’s a poem…
SCREW
YOU
This is very unsatisfying. I wanted to end this weblog with a bang, but I guess I needed to go after a better opponent.
Puppy kicker!
=P
Hannah
A bottomless pit or eternal desolation.
You’re right! SFG is a big bully!
I’m never reading this webpage again.
At least not until it gets humorous.
Which would make it like I said: “never”
Wait. Who’s not related to me? I’m confused. What was this thread about again?