Several news sources have already alerted us to how the number of morbidly obese Americans has quadrupled in the last twenty years. Bandwagon jumpers, I call these people. That is if there were a bandwagon sturdy enough to support all of us. This is old news to anyone attending a crowded sporting event or waiting interminably in a drive-thru lane.I think it’s too easy to blame fast food and snack food for our size increase. A quick Google search shows that Nintendo’s GameCube sales quadrupled and how computer attacks over IM and P2P quadrupled. Coincidence? I think not. The figures speak for themselves (as does my chair when I get up), proving that all our woes are the fault of hostile Nintendo users. Now leave my breaded gravy franchise alone!
