Mind Power

    So what. Some monkey can move a mechanical arm just through thought impulses. Big deal. I have mysterious powers too, but no one’s writing news stories about me. For instance, I can make my stomach growl just by thinking about KFC’s Popcorn Chicken. Or I can make a traffic light turn red by applying pressure to my accelerator pedal. Similarly, I can make cars ahead of me slow down merely by merging into their lane.
    I can remember all week to watch a certain TV show but then forget about it ten minutes before it starts. And I can make Fox cancel TV shows just by watching those shows. I promise to try and use these powers for good. Except for, come to mention it, needing to start liking Simpsons again.