Today is April Fool’s Day, and like many webmasters I was toying with the idea of pulling some prank on my front page. (ThinkGeek has a good one.) I could revert this whole layout to resemble some 14 year old girl’s frilly Geocities site, or report some news story about the benefits of the all bacon-cheeseburger diet, or write some farfetched story about how I’ve seen a woman naked. But those things require effort, as well as a sense of humor, and both of those are in short supply.Which brings me to the following announcement. As you are well aware, many rumors have been circulating among SFG shareholders of late, and now I must inform you those rumors are true. It has become too costly to run this site. I can ill-afford the upkeep and maintenance of the servers while still maintaining my steady bacon-cheeseburger diet, and drastic action must be taken. Therefore, the management of this website is being outsourced to India, and all its content will be written by young medical student named Gupta.
Please welcome him, as he begins his first SFG update.
Helo.
Susvaagatam.
Aapakaa vijita hamaare paasa mahatvapuurna hai.
Aapa grahiita honge jaba aapa aate hain.
Agara aapa dehadrava kii samasyaaen anubhaava kara rahe hain, taba apanaa brovsera punah bhaariye.
Ha. Good one. Now that’s real wit. And there’s more where that come from, as the SFG site embarks on a bold and profitable future.
