Debate #2 Quote Bag

    Bush: “When a drug comes in from Canada, I want to make sure it cures you and doesn’t kill you.” — Phew, thank God we’ll finally be protected from those murderous Canadians!
    • Bush: “I hear there’s rumors on the, uh, Internets that we’re gonna have a draft.” — Oo, I wonder if that’s on my Internet!
    • Bush: “One of the things we’ve done is to transform our military. And by that I mean we’re moving troops out of Korea and replacing them with more effective weapons.” — What, you’re going to put up scarecrows?
    • Bush: “[W]e need to be lighter, and quicker, and more facile…” — Umm, facile means “lacking depth” or “superficial”. Please stop describing yourself and get back on topic.
    • And, to be fair, one from Kerry, master of math: “Between the World Trade Center bombing in, what was it, 1993 or so, and the next time was five years, seven years.”