Hey kids, it’s the video everyone’s talking about! The one from earlier today, at the G8 in St Petersburg. The one where George W Bush, that paragon of virtue and all that is Christian, gets caught saying a bad word. (Like he’s some major league asshole or something.) What I’m really appalled by — what I find is the real scandal — is the way he eats! Watch the video. Our President looks like a cow chewing her cud! Why do they let him out in public like that?!
For extra fun, count all the errors in the captions.