The Morning After

Hi, it’s Tubby again. Mickey’s personal trainer. His coworkers were concerned he wouldn’t be able to bring in their lunch today, so I was contacted to come over and see if Mickey is doing okay. He wasn’t answering the phone yesterday, after he completed that all-day thong competition or whatever. I don’t know what the big deal is. He looked okay to me, when I got over. I mean, okay for him. He was relaxing and watching his TiVo of Bravo’s My Gay Wedding marathon; I suppose the way he was dressed could be of concern, but he says it “enhances the viewing experience.” As long as I was there I had him do his sit-up and I tried to pep him up with an injection of Taco Bell Fire sauce to the thigh. He should be rallying enough to post something later in the day. At ya later. Tubby.