I don’t like this being old stuff. My windshield got covered in guano, no one would go with me to the bar on Friday, my Saturday birthday dinner gave me a stomach ache, a phone call this morning tells me the suit coat I special ordered is on backorder (despite the fact the salesman called up the warehouse Friday to confirm my style was in stock before I ordered), and I just remembered DVD Planet will be unable to send me The Fellowship of the Ring extended DVDs because there’s no mail today (hence my adding a day now to my Java countdown). Not to mention, the idiots continually calling up thinking my number is Detroit Edison’s because they’re too stupid to DIAL A 1 BEFORE THE AREA CODE!Being old sucks.
When’s Matlock on?
But you had a Birthday Cookie yesterday.
Quiet — you’ll spoil my bitching.