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Author Archives: Mickey
Andy Rooney Time
You know, it’s funny the things you think of when you’re crouched in the corner of a darkened booth of the local adult bookstore. It’s almost — No. Sorry. That was supposed to be sent to a … Continue reading
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This Webpage Could Kill You
“Being fat and physically inactive now has a name–Sedentary Death Syndrome or SeDS. Approximately 2.5 million Americans will die prematurely in the next ten years due to SeDS, a number greater than all alcohol, guns, motor vehicles, illicit … Continue reading
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More World Leaders in the News
It’s not an animated GIF, but it is a world leader. So, in the interest of offending everyone equally, here’s a recent picture of the Queen making a child cry.
Links
I admit it’s a shame that the extent of my political debate is to upload silly pictures — and I’ve been to university too! So, to make up for my lax understanding of the complexities of international politics, … Continue reading
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Animated GIFs
I learned something interesting today. Two things, actually. The first, chronologically, was that there are no “Saddam Hussein Dance” pages (whereas there are several Bush Dance pages), so I was forced to make my own (crude) animated GIF. … Continue reading
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Food News
Screw this [old Food] page — if you want real late-breaking food news, try these sites:Food NewsFood News (prettier)Freakish Raw Food News (One of these days I’ll fit those headlines on my homepage, too.)
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Bush Shakes His Tush
Before anyone complains, I was ordered to put this on my homepage by Angry White Girl:
The Eternal Question
Without going into any gory details, I am again compelled to ask: why oh why do I persist in eating peanuts?! For example, consider this timeline extract from the scientific field guide being compiled on me (details … Continue reading
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Dial the “1”
I just heard a standup comic* joking about how old people always insist on giving out long distance numbers by preceding it with a one. The joke is that everybody knows you dial a 1 first, and that … Continue reading
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