Category Archives: Food

Near Death Experience (NDE)

    Ever since reading an article in a magazine I’ve been recalling a strange event which happened to me a while ago. I might as well share it with you.    While practicing for a local power-eaters contest, I … Continue reading

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Food Glorious Food

    Happy Eating Day everybody. Today marks the start of that most wondrous of times, the Holiday Eating Season. Heavy rich foods, slathered in gravy. What could be better?    Hopefully I’ll be able to partake of today’s feast…provided … Continue reading

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An Apology

    I would like to apologize to all the trick-or-treaters last night for not having any candy. This was not my intention and I even tried to buy extra…but I got home early last night and it was a … Continue reading

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BK Update

    I had the opportunity to try some items on Burger King’s new menu. First up, the Chicken Whopper (no, I did not “cluck” to get my sandwich). It comes with a sizeable piece of chicken, but it tastes … Continue reading

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Andy Rooney Time

    You know, it’s funny the things you think of when you’re crouched in the corner of a darkened booth of the local adult bookstore. It’s almost —    No. Sorry. That was supposed to be sent to a … Continue reading

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This Webpage Could Kill You

    “Being fat and physically inactive now has a name–Sedentary Death Syndrome or SeDS. Approximately 2.5 million Americans will die prematurely in the next ten years due to SeDS, a number greater than all alcohol, guns, motor vehicles, illicit … Continue reading

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Food News

    Screw this [old Food] page — if you want real late-breaking food news, try these sites:Food NewsFood News (prettier)Freakish Raw Food News    (One of these days I’ll fit those headlines on my homepage, too.)

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The Eternal Question

    Without going into any gory details, I am again compelled to ask: why oh why do I persist in eating peanuts?!    For example, consider this timeline extract from the scientific field guide being compiled on me (details … Continue reading

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REJECTED!

    On Tuesday I suffered a terrible blow to my pride.    I was deemed unworthy, was found unacceptable.    I was rejected from giving blood.    Through all my years of donating, this has only happened once (and … Continue reading

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Top Ten

    Back in the day, I used to assist TV’s Bob Zahari, host of Maclean Hunter’s The Sportsdesk, in the creation of his Top Ten Lists (which were obviously inspired by David Letterman). It’s been a while since I … Continue reading

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