Category Archives: Food

Today in Food (2003/12/5)

   Call it Drive-Thru Rage.    I suppose I should mention the news story of the woman who was sentenced yesterday to ten years in prison for running over a McDonald’s manager after being told she couldn’t get mayonnaise on … Continue reading

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Google Search Game

    Below are the results of three randomly selected Google searches. Can you guess the secret bond they all share?Fried Cheese AppetizerFried Cheese BitesDeep-Fried Cheese

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Today in Food (2003/11/29)

    WebMD.com, in an article printed last week, states “Americans living in areas of great urban sprawl are more likely to be obese”. Researchers believe this is due to the easy availability of fast food, the emphasis on driving … Continue reading

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Short Fat Guy Sex Tape

    I might as well go ahead and post this here before it starts spreading all over the Internet. I too am now the victim of a hidden video camera. Unbeknownst to me, my roommate taped me at my … Continue reading

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Today in Food (2003/11/28)

    A tragic food-related story: an unfortunate Minnesota man burns down his garage while trying to deep-fry the Thanksgiving turkey.

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Happy Thanksgiving Day!

    The eating season has begun, starting today and running pretty much through Christmas and New Year’s to Super Bowl Sunday. The days where we honor certain events by stuffing ourselves silly. The days that made me the short … Continue reading

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I Got A Million Pounds of Candy     (…yaaaayy)

    SFG Helpful Halloween Tip: Don’t waste your candy by giving it out to strangers. On Halloween night, lock your doors, turn your lights off, and have the candy yourself.    P.S. Some people have commented that my caricature … Continue reading

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Quadrupled

    Several news sources have already alerted us to how the number of morbidly obese Americans has quadrupled in the last twenty years. Bandwagon jumpers, I call these people. That is if there were a bandwagon sturdy enough to … Continue reading

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New Breaded Food Sensation

Cheeseburgers by the stick     Introducing Cheeseburger Fries, a new taste sensation formed from ground beef and cheese, breaded and deep-fried.    I first read about this on Bill Maher‘s blog, and I see other bloggers and assorted sites … Continue reading

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A Food to Be Named Later

    German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder, along with French President “Black Jacques” Chirac, is refusing to support the recent US draft resolution asking for international assistance in running post-war Iraq, according to today’s AP article. “Their stance threatened to reopen … Continue reading

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