Category Archives: News

Porch’d

    Yesterday, right before I left for work, I caught a news story about an old man who’d accidentally crashed his car into someone’s porch.  It had happened in Dearborn and I waited to find out on what street … Continue reading

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Drive-Thru of Death

    From New Scientist:     Eating a diet consisting largely of fast food could cause your waistline to bulge more than eating the same amount of fat from healthier sources.    Monkeys fed a diet rich in trans-fats … Continue reading

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Balls

    According to the Des Moines Register: [City Engineer Jeb] Brewer swears that consultants who work for the city did not design the $5.7 million detention basin to resemble anything, but recent e-mails to City Hall from area residents … Continue reading

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Fuck Me!

    Fuck yeah! The fuckers at the Parents Television Council got the House of Representatives to fucking agree to raise the FCC’s fines on fucking television indecency — and they fucking raised those fines tenfold! Holy fuck! Can you … Continue reading

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Another in a Long Line of Brilliant Moves

    I know! Let’s get some fleeting vindictive pleasure against Joe Wilson by revealing his wife is a CIA operative.    Who cares that her work — and the untimely stoppage of that work — has great ramifications now.  … Continue reading

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His Majesty is Not Amused

    The White House Correspondents Dinner was last night — you know, the one where President Bush showed that tasteless video of looking for WMD around the Oval Office, a couple years back? I missed the live showing but … Continue reading

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September 24 Peace March

    Apparently “two thousand”* to half a million people are marching in Washington DC, demanding the start of troop withdrawal from Iraq. You can’t see any mention of it on the networks, despite the fact the protest reflects the … Continue reading

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The Button-Down Mind of George W Bush

    I’d like to return this President. It’s defective. I couldn’t tell what was dumber last night, the fact his handlers put the President in a shirt the same color as his background, or that they put him next … Continue reading

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Headlines

    Sure seems like a joke, but Reuters says it’s true. It’s another breakthrough. First Bush purportedly admits some form of responsibility for the cluster in New Orleans. Now comes this handwritten confession that he is possibly quite full … Continue reading

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British TV Gets It Right

They can say that again!    Oh…and evidently Vice President Cheney is not dead. He just couldn’t be bothered all this time to interrupt his precious vacation.

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