Category Archives: Politics

What Happened to “No Surrender”?

    Evidently John Kerry has conceded to George Bush, giving up on that whole “every vote counts, every vote counted” American pipedream. I however do not concede. Fox News and NBC can color Ohio however they want. I refuse … Continue reading

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Final Thoughts

    Soon it will be over. No more hourly polls, no more yard signs, no more evening phone calls. The election will be over and, inshallah, the showing will be decisive enough to curtail most of the inevitable contested … Continue reading

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Preparing for Victory

    I was going to save this for Wednesday, but I’m already seeing it show up on other websites. Here’s a video of George W Bush perfecting his victory salute to America…Your browser does not support the video tag.

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Song of the Week

    I just discovered this song, “Takin’ My Country Back”, by the Honky Tonkers for Truth. Here’s an excerpt: I’M TAKIN’ MY COUNTRY BACKSON, YOU AIN’T BEEN DOIN? HER RIGHTOH I BEEN WATCHIN’ YOU AND I DON’T LIKEHOW YOU’VE … Continue reading

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Stuff I’ve Heard

    I don’t know how true this is, but I heard the bulge in President Bush’s jacket is actually his “Mission Accomplished” flight suit codpiece. It’s worn improperly, obviously, but it’s because Mr Bush has been insisting on dressing … Continue reading

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“Increase Your Word Power” with George W Bush

    I saw this clip on Late Show with David Letterman and regretted not saving it. Luckily, I was able to nab it from The Neil Rogers Show by way of the SEI message boards. (It’s in Windows Media … Continue reading

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“Ex-ag-ger-a-tion”

    President Bush learned a new word today, at the third and final debate. At first you might have thought it was “litany”. He seemed to take great pride in his pronunciation of exaggeration. But actually the word was … Continue reading

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Debate #2 Quote Bag

    Bush: “When a drug comes in from Canada, I want to make sure it cures you and doesn’t kill you.” — Phew, thank God we’ll finally be protected from those murderous Canadians!    • Bush: “I hear there’s … Continue reading

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A Whopper for Breakfast

    I’m working nights again so I haven’t been able to blog the debates. I’ve only caught bits live, and have had to watch the rest on tape. I was driving home, listening on the radio, when I heard … Continue reading

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Another Bites Bites the Dust

    One of the three Arby’s restaurants I’ve been relying on to feed me Jalapeño Bites has let me down. They’ve been swayed into joining the dark side, removing my favorite item from their menu. They say they stopped … Continue reading

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