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Remote Posting

Hey guys. It’s been a while hasn’t it. For those of you who don’t know, I’m Mickey’s physical therapist. Miuckey invted me to his brother’s house for a Christmas partty, and I’m writing this on his brother’s computer while Mickey … Continue reading

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Come to Sméagol’

    The One Ring.net has a snippet of the Return of the King trailer, released today. Their download page is understandably getting hammered, so I figured I’d mirror the QuickTime file here [since removed], on my site. The file … Continue reading

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Giving Criminals What They Deserve

Due to lax security at this webpage, I am once again able to write to you about my take on current events. Yes, I am no longer CEO of the RIAA, but I still take an active interest in our … Continue reading

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The Morning After

Hi, it’s Tubby again. Mickey’s personal trainer. His coworkers were concerned he wouldn’t be able to bring in their lunch today, so I was contacted to come over and see if Mickey is doing okay. He wasn’t answering the phone … Continue reading

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The Seventh of My Pointless Close-Up Photos

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Live Organ Transplants

    I was just about to write how a person’s soul does not exist ab inito, as orthodox Christianity teaches; rather it must be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation, although such observations are rarely achieved … Continue reading

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Today in Food (2003/04/24)

Tom Ray, Connoisseur(From CNN NewsPass Video)     The SFG site would like to salute Tom Ray who has dined at the same Muncie Indiana Burger King for the last 27 years. Every weekday at 11 AM, Mr Ray orders … Continue reading

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What the Hell is the Matter With You People?

Internet Theft    In the past I have been vocal on the abuses of P2P file sharing and pirated music. Now the problem has become exponentially worse. You, the thieving hordes of the World Wide Web, have crossed from sharing … Continue reading

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No Entry Today

    Yo, sports fans.    I don’t think Mickey will be doing any typing today. I showed up for our weekly session and it looks like he’s out cold. It’s nothing to be alarmed about. I’ve seen it before. … Continue reading

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Hello

    What is up. My name is Hilary Rosen, CEO of the Recording Industry of America, and from time to time I will be “hacking” into websites such as this — using the tools legally entitled to us through … Continue reading

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