Happy Valentine’s Day

Happy Valentine’s Day.
(Sorry. I already ate the peanut clusters.)
Ah, Valentine’s Day — that wonderful day when we take time to tell that certain someone how much they mean to us. Or as SFGs call it, “Friday”. Special thanks, however, to Tiffany and Amber and Kristin and Kellie for e-mailing me such nice letters this week and including their URLs and webcam shots. But how come you stopped writing when I wouldn’t tell you my credit card number?
    I also heard about a cool new development today. A company called Disc Live as well as Clear Channel Entertainment are looking into the feasibility of selling soundboard CDs to concertgoers — as they leave the concert! Imagine being able to listen to a recording of the show you just saw. Pearl Jam released CDs of many shows a year or so ago and most recently The Who sold soundboard CDs during their last tour, but obviously without that short turnaround time. For an old bootlegger like me, this press release is excellent news. It’s about time performers and record companies realized that people don’t collect live recordings as a replacement for an artist’s official catalog, but as a souvenir of a treasured night or a snapshot in the span of a performer’s career.
    I am very pleased to see a big promoter like Clear Channel involved in this, and it would be a Valentine’s Day present indeed if the idea actually reaches fruition. Here’s hoping…
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Two Things

    • People smarter than we are have determined that our Universe is 13.7 billion years old. I feel very uneasy knowing this. It’s like hearing something I’m not supposed to know. The scientists also add it was a natural birth, of a Tuesday morning, the father wanted to name it Connor, the mother wanted to name it Brianna, and the Universe can’t wait till it can drive in two billion years.
    The big question of course is what was the Universe doing 13.71 billion years ago? But, as an old college friend once said, thinking like that just hurts your brain.
    • I witnessed the creation of a new word today: “Awesolent.  Leo Laporte said it on The Screen Savers, inadvertently combining awesome and excellent as he thanked a guest. I’m unsure on the spelling though: whether it should be “awesolent” or “awcellent”.

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My Apologies

    I guess I should apologize to Peter Jackson. It seems my continuing criticism of The Two Towers cost him his Best Director nomination this morning. I guess I should not have focused so much on the negatives regarding this movie. Either that or the voters are all Tolkien purists. The movie did however get nominated for Best Picture as well as some technical awards. Andrew Lesnie and Howard Shore were overlooked as well, sadly, but thank you Academy for not nominating “Gollum’s Song”. (And what does Weta have to do to get some acknowledgment for their costuming?!)
    I really hope The Hours and Jack Nicholson do not win. Nicholson gave a touching performance in About Schmidt but I can’t help thinking the Academy nominated him just because he’s Jack. If they feel compelled to give him the award too then they damn well better give Martin Scorsese Best Director just for being Martin Scorsese. (And The Hours disappointed me in that it reminds me of a Fabergé egg: handsomely crafted but upon closer inspection hollow.)
    The 75th Oscars should be even more fun for me since, for the first time, I’ve actually seen all five Best Picture nominees! All the films have merit, but as far as what I’m rooting for, it would probably have to be Chicago.

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Targeted

    The evil Redhead is more devious than I thought. She hacked into my SFG forum and knocked it offline. She evidently even taught herself Linux, since the message she left said something about “Affix” owning me. Surely the UN can not dismiss this as anything but an act of aggression. (And I thought she’d given up on being hostile.)
    The forum has since been restored and even upgraded to version 1.5.0. I’m not sure how much more secure it is now, but then again who cares — no one uses my forum anyway. Not even me. Nice strategic target there, Linux dorks.
    Speaking of upgrades, I also upgraded this here pMachine blog. Notice the improvements? Me neither. But maybe after I do some reading on the new features, there might be some.
    P.S. Apropos of nothing, the new Dave Atell comedy album is hilarious.
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Meatheads

    This is a tasty idea, even though the end result is raw and inedible. Still, juicy red meat is involved, so how can it be wrong? Hats of Meat, a website created to celebrate the history and versatility of this “alternate haberdashery”, is the SFG Site of the Week.
    Hmm … I wonder what they’d think of a “Bacon Bonnet”®.
    Oh, and by the way, I might as well make them the Site of Last Week, since it seems kind of unfair to give them the title on a Friday.
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Hail Columbia


Sunrise as seen from Columbia
(TIME Magazine; NASA-Getty Images)
It’s been said we had begun to take the space shuttle for granted. This might very well be so, since I was surprised to read (in TIME magazine) that there have already been 111 shuttle missions, 27 of which were flown by the Columbia.
    Several days have passed since her ill-fated return, Saturday morning; several days in which wreckage had been recovered, blame is being assessed, and people are having second thoughts about whether the space program should continue. I was very gratified to hear President Bush express his dedication to the space program, both in his budget proposal as well as following the loss of Columbia‘s seven astronauts.
    I well remember lying on my stomach in the front room, the Summer of ’69, with a small telescope trained out the screen door, determined to see if I could find the American flag that Neil and Buzz had pegged to the lunar surface. It had to be there — it was red and blue, so it had to show up! And it would be a shame for that childish feeling of wonder and excitement to cease. I almost feel sorry for today’s youth that they don’t have an Apollo program to rally behind, to collect posters or gas station glassware about.
    Obviously NASA will curtail the shuttle missions while they address what went wrong on Saturday. But when they return to their projects I hope they don’t focus on roboticized missions. Sending probes and satellites is fine, but I want to see footprints on Mars. I don’t want to stay fixed to CNN because of some war or tragedy, I want to watch it all day because Man is landing on another planet and is beaming back live transmissions. We’re already well behind schedule for our 2001 space station; the one we have now is not much more than a glorified tree fort!
    Yes, it is terrible that Columbia‘s final seven passengers perished. But I would prefer to think of them not by how they died but that they were part of a select few. They were astronauts. They have been to outer space. How cool is that!
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New Tour

    The tour dates have been announced and — Sweet Jesus! — Buffett’s actually going to peform in Michigan again!

Tuesday, June 24
Detroit, MI     DTE Music Theatre
On Sale March 8


    I might actually have to start doing some work around here again.

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Translating Two Towers

    Let us return to the continuing adventures of Gandolf Foogray, Gibley, Filden, and Marine the Hobik.
    Last year at this time, The Fellowship of the Ring was bootlegged to DVD overseas and the subtitles, which went through an English > Chinese > English translation, were laugh out loud funny. The same has happened to The Two Towers, and this site has screen grabs of the best of these subtitles — such mindboggling quotes as Gollum’s “Great to be sneeve”, Aragorn’s “U R my heart” l33t-speak, Sam’s poetic “To taitose mashem taken twist you”, and Gimli’s questionable and troubling “Bring your pussy face to my ass.”
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Well, Hello Mr Fancy Pants

    Hey look, we’re going to be famous. I just found out the new Evil Dead videogame (“Fistful of Boomstick” coming soon from THQ [for X-Box and PlayStation2]) takes place in none other than Dearborn, Michigan (whence I’m writing this now)! The screen grabs almost kinda vaguely look like Dearborn — but I did notice one glaring error: TV and radio stations east of the Mississippi start with W and not K.
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Uh-Oh! Man Fired for Blogging at Work

    From The Register: “A Brit living and working in the US has been sacked from his job for running a blog.”
    And…oh…by the way…apropos of nothing…if my boss happens to see this…when the time stamp says 1:52 PM, it’s actually…really…more like…8:52 PM. …Okay? It’s a time zone thing…or something.
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