Merry Christmas

    My dad sent me a photo of himself, using his iSight and a new Mac app called SantaSnap. The addition of hat and beard is supposed to make him look like Santa, but he kind of looks more like Gandalf.

Ho ho ho!  Only coal for you, sonny!
    Merry Christmas and Happy Eating, from all of me at ShortFatGuy.com!
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Wild & Wacky (2006)

    I recorded this last night, per tradition.
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My Charlie Brown Christmas

    I found this link through Waxy Links.
    For all my Scrubs-loving friends.
    An explanation.
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James Kim

    As with most geeks out there, the news of James Kim’s disappearance November 25 struck deeper for me than most similar stories. I had seen James Kim many times, testing hardware in the TechTV lab; and I had just started watching him again, while checking out the HDTV reviews at C|Net. It is a blessing that his wife and two children were rescued; but sadly news came yesterday that James Kim, who had gone out on his own to look for help for his family, had perished in the cold.
    C|Net offers a tribute and video retrospective.
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Calling Sky Captain

    Hey Sky Captain fans! No word on a sequel, but director Kerry Conran has a new project out. It’s a TV commercial, but it still has the beautiful nostalgic look of The World of Tomorrow. The video is available on YouTube, but it looks much better (and is in the proper aspect ratio) at http://www.lgfilms.com/conran/
    And read more about the commercial here.


“The Greatest Gift”

    Update: upon closer inspection, I found a properly formatted file on You Tube after all…
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A Fork for Your Ass

    Far be it from me to help prolong the whole Michael Richards scandal…but I found this quite funny…
    [Archivist’s Note: Link is broken and it cannot be discerned what video it might have pointed to.]
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If I Gave a Shit

    Insert OJ shit here.
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Hateful

    Yay. Michigan has 25 hate groups. And I hate them right back, the fuckers.
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Happy Birthday to Me

    Another birthday, another reason to finally post something, and another visit to the horoscope sites for a look at my upcoming year. I’m a day late, unfortunately, but I was busy readying the place for my big-ass new TV.
    First, Holiday Mathis in the Detroit Free Press:
You’re challenging yourself this year and having a fabulous time of it. You make a big purchase in the next 10 weeks. Family members are extremely appreciative of your efforts to help them in December. Business allies help you raise your income in the new year. Romance is in the impromptu decisions you make, especially in February.

Here’s what the Detroit News has to say:
By the time the holidays are over you will feel confident that you have paid your dues and that a trying or stressful period of your life is finally over. In February, what seems like a minor bit of advice or an unimportant proposal could prove to be of long-lasting benefit and far-reaching consequences. If being in the public eye is important to you, be prepared for ample publicity and a wider circle of friends starting in April. New connections formed next spring could give you a chance to strut your stuff in a bigger and more lucrative arena. Uranus, planet of the revolutionary change, could trigger a positive and powerful alteration in the direction of your life next year.

Sally Brompton in the New York Post says:
If freedom is important to you then you will have to fight for it over the coming 12 months. Some people seem to believe they have the right to take over your life but they have no more right than you allow them to have. You are a free and independent spirit. And if you’re not you should be.

Eugenia Last, in the Lousiville Courier Journal, says:
Happy Birthday: This can be your best year yet if you pull together everything you have worked on so diligently throughout your life. Now is not the time to step back and let someone else take the lead. It\’s your turn to take what you want without feeling guilty. Your intensity will make others take note. Your numbers are 8, 11, 20, 26, 27, 39

Birthday Baby: You have a way of getting to the bottom of things and turning any wrong into a right. You are just, hardworking and can play the role of a peacemaker. You are unique, original and a visionary.

This one is just too big to quote here.

Some place called Psychic Chat says:
This is the year you’ll move out of the shadows and into the spotlight, Scorpio! A deeper understanding of yourself will urge you to take new risks and express your true self fearlessly, thanks to your spirit guide, the Otter. The coming months hold lots of interesting experiences, like new friendships, deeper involvement in group activities, and travel to unusual places. It’s your nature to want to do it all, but to maintain a sense of balance, you’ll have to stick with your daily disciplines and make a conscious effort to nurture yourself. Sign up for a class or training seminar to add focus and momentum to your career goals. Someone from your past will show up asking for a second chance, but you’ll have to say no given the more important commitments you’ve made. An illusion regarding money or the potential for greater income could prove very disappointing, so listen to your intuition – it will protect you. Surround yourself with your power color, green, to attract more love and money this year. Your lucky months are December and April. Your lucky numbers are 6, 12, 20, 23 and 39.

And that’s all the Google cache searching I feel like doing.
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Thank You Sir, May I Have Another

    Thanks to reddit.com for bringing the following to my attention. It’s a nice contrast in light of Congress’s decision yesterday to toss out the Constitution, the Magna Carta, and the last thousand years of western civilization in their blind devotion to lewinskying George Bush this election year. Lucky for them, now that they’ve repealed all laws regarding oversight, decency, responsibility, dignity, and human rights, nothing at all is an impeachable offense any more.
    Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States of America…

For Immediate Release
Office of the Press Secretary
June 26, 2003

Statement by the President
United Nations International Day in Support of Victims of Torture

Today, on the United Nations International Day in Support of Victims of Torture, the United States declares its strong solidarity with torture victims across the world.  Torture anywhere is an affront to human dignity everywhere.  We are committed to building a world where human rights are respected and protected by the rule of law.

Freedom from torture is an inalienable human right.  The Convention Against Torture and Other Cruel, Inhuman or Degrading Treatment, ratified by the United States and more than 130 other countries since 1984, forbids governments from deliberately inflicting severe physical or mental pain or suffering on those within their custody or control.  Yet torture continues to be practiced around the world by rogue regimes whose cruel methods match their determination to crush the human spirit.  Beating, burning, rape, and electric shock are some of the grisly tools such regimes use to terrorize their own citizens.  These despicable crimes cannot be tolerated by a world committed to justice.

Notorious human rights abusers, including, among others, Burma, Cuba, North Korea, Iran, and Zimbabwe, have long sought to shield their abuses from the eyes of the world by staging elaborate deceptions and denying access to international human rights monitors.  Until recently, Saddam Hussein used similar means to hide the crimes of his regime.  With Iraq’s liberation, the world is only now learning the enormity of the dictator’s three decades of victimization of the Iraqi people.  Across the country, evidence of Baathist atrocities is mounting, including scores of mass graves containing the remains of thousands of men, women, and children and torture chambers hidden inside palaces and ministries.  The most compelling evidence of all lies in the stories told by torture survivors, who are recounting a vast array of sadistic acts perpetrated against the innocent.  Their testimony reminds us of their great courage in outlasting one of history’s most brutal regimes, and it reminds us that similar cruelties are taking place behind the closed doors of other prison states.

The United States is committed to the world-wide elimination of torture and we are leading this fight by example.  I call on all governments to join with the United States and the community of law-abiding nations in prohibiting, investigating, and prosecuting all acts of torture and in undertaking to prevent other cruel and unusual punishment.  I call on all nations to speak out against torture in all its forms and to make ending torture an essential part of their diplomacy.  I further urge governments to join America and others in supporting torture victims’ treatment centers, contributing to the UN Fund for the Victims of Torture, and supporting the efforts of non-governmental organizations to end torture and assist its victims.

No people, no matter where they reside, should have to live in fear of their own government.  Nowhere should the midnight knock foreshadow a nightmare of state-commissioned crime.  The suffering of torture victims must end, and the United States calls on all governments to assume this great mission.

    In short, “Do as I say, not as I do.”
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