Ring In, Ring In

    “Stanley Kubrick and his buddy HAL now don’t look that abstract
    Happy New Year! I haven’t updated this page in a month, and in fact I’ve got nothing to update now. I’m only changing this text for the sake of it. I hope you’re having a wondrous holiday season, and I wish you the best as we enter the 21st century and the third millennium of the Common Era.
    SOMETHING FOR THE HOLIDAY: I uploaded this last year for the “populist” millennium, so why not make it available for the real calendar millennium. Ring in the 21st Century with an MP3 of Jimmy singing “Apocalypso” from Buckeye Lake, 1994 (5.5 MBs) [no longer available].
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Musical Stocking Stuffers

    Ahh, too bad. You missed it.
    This page [my old Music page] was never intended as a place to distribute pirated music, but during the Holidays there were a few things I simply felt like sharing. So I offered some Christmas music, some of my favorite tracks from my favorite Christmas albums.
    The first item, on November 28 was from The Boston Camerata conducted by Joel Cohen. It was Sherburne from their album An American Christmas (Erato: 4509-92874-2, 1993). You can find more about this talented group here.
    The next Christmas song, Words from an Old Spanish Carol (uploaded December 7) came from The Animals’ Christmas, an album featuring an anthology of poems describing the Nativity as witnessed by the animals involved. Set to music by Jimmy Webb, the album features the vocal talents of Amy Grant and Art Garfunkel, a children’s choir, and the lively support of the London Symphony Orchestra. (Columbia: CK 40212.)
    The final Christmas offering (on the first day of Hanukkah, December 22) came from my favorite Christmas album of all. Sure, there are some who like Nat King Cole or Burl Ives, for nostalgic reasons, but the best of the contemporary holiday albums is Amy Grant’s A Christmas Album (Myrrh: 7-01-676827-9), from 1983. A lot of Christmas albums are sugary and cloying, but this one has some actual majesty and power — best evidenced by this thrilling track. You don’t get to say this often about Christmas records, but you’ve got to play Hark the Herald loud!
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Christmas

    Christmas is fast approaching, as is Hanukkah. I’m proud to say I have almost all my shopping done, thanks to several online stores. I even found time to redecorate my homepage.
    A happy and peaceful holiday season to you all, and my best wishes as we embark on the brave new 21st Century! I can’t wait for my jet-pack and my flying car.
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Review of the the new Pine SM200C MP3/CD player

    I am finally the proud owner of a portable CD player that can also handle MP3 files. The Pine D’Music SM200C I ordered back in September has finally shown up. I’ve had it about a week now. At long last, all the CDRs I’ve burned can now be used elsewhere besides my computer room. Since you can burn 650MBs or more onto a CDR — the equivalent of around 180 songs — these players are definitely the way to go. From what I’ve read, the best players right now are the Phillips Expanium and the Pine. I chose the Pine because it recognizes MP3 IDs, which I assumed would make it easier to navigate through all that audio.
    Firstly, despite what the box says, the player only recognizes the MP3 ID song title, not the artist & song titles. The box is also not terribly helpful about using the player. There are no instructions included, but luckily I already knew I had to hold the Play button down to turn the player on (the Stop button, however, is also marked as “Power Off”). The player is sleek and light, looking like any other portable player, but capable of much more. There are only a few buttons on the player’s lid, and most of them are pointless. The five preset EQ settings don’t really improve the sound that much; most people are too impatient to bother with the ten-second Scan; the Anti-Shock can not be disabled with CDRs; and with that much material to choose from, a Repeat button seems particularly pointless. Navigating through that wealth of material is done through a dial-like cross button: Back and Forward to the left and right, Play and Stop on top and bottom. The player has a Hold feature, located by the headphone plug, but, surprisingly this does not disable the Open latch.
    One place where the Expanium greatly excels over my Pine is in its anti-shock protection. The Pine only features five seconds of protection, adequate for listening in the car perhaps but not good when moving about. The player handles bumps well when placed on a cushion or held in the palm of the hand; but it can be easily jarred on countertops, pausing slightly. The player has been able to handle all the CDRs I’ve fed it, with MP3s from 128kbps to 320kbps. (The clock feature behaves a little oddly at 320kbps, ticking off in double-time!) It does have occasional trouble recognizing song title IDs — oddly mostly on the CDR provided with the player! This is usually more true with the junky files found on Napster than those from binary newsgroops or perhaps the ones you make yourself. Speaking of things coming with the player, the box also includes rechargable batteries (which must be recharged in the player), earbud headphones, a wall adapter, and a CDR of anonymous MP3s and a CDR of Music Match software.
    As I mentioned, the Pine’s standout feature is its ability to recognize MP3 ID song titles. This certainly aids in navigating one’s way through the vast forest of songs. The LCD window is rather small, so only a portion of the title will show, but each song title crawls fully across the window once at the start of each track or when the pause button is used. If you’ve burned your MP3 files in different album folders, the Pine will recognize them and keep your tracks separate, but, unfortunately, you can not access the start of a particular album. The only way to advance through tracks is by hitting Next, to go through them one by one, or to press the Play/Pause button and hold the Next button down firmly to jump forward ten tracks. The Pine organizes album folders and the songs contained therein alphabetically, so it’s wise to pay attention when naming files or tagging songs.
    The Pine is not perfect, it can certainly be improved. The shock protection is supposedly already increased in the upcoming upgrade, and next year’s player from RCA is supposed to display even more tag information. Personally, I would love to see a Random Play feature (this must be difficult to achieve though, since even the eagerly awaited RCA player has Random Play only for regular CDs). But, the Pine is great place to start. It’s only $199 and beats the crap out of those more expansive memory-card players that can only handle a handful of songs.
    I hope to test the Expanium some time, and, like everyone else, I await the RCA. But for now, I’m quite pleased with my Pine D’Music SM200C.
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Around the Dial

    I guess I was bored, or I’m a masochist. I felt like getting back into vanity broadcasting again. I tried Live365.com and SHOUTcast.com and ended up going back to MyCaster again. I still can’t do much broadcasting til after nine, because of my job, but I can at least host a few special broadcasts and some weekend shows. Unfortunately the MyCaster graphic that used to show if Short Fat Guy Radio was on or not no longer works. So I’ll just manually let you guys know if there’s anything going on or not, here, in my notes. You can also check out my station at MyCaster here [link no longer active], using their interface; or listen for me direct here [link no longer active] using WinAMP or another MP3 player.
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Battle of the Jalapeño Appetizers

    Shortly after Arby’s introduced its line of appetizers, Burger King added similar fare to their 99¢ menu. Since I’m mainly interested in spicy foods, this article concentrates on one item these menus have in common. Arby’s calls theirs Jalapeño Bites while Burger King uses the more common name of Jalapeño Poppers. Ironically, it’s the Arby’s offering that more closely resembles the Poppers seen in restaurants and bars.
    Burger King’s Poppers are shaped much like their French Toast sticks and consist of a cheddar cheese sauce with diced bits of jalapeño pepper. Four deep fried sticks cost 99¢. Arby’s Jalapeño Bites are the more familiar acorn shape, with a jalapeño slice in sour cream, deep fried. You get ten for $3.99 or five for $2.99. Yes, the Arby’s jalapeño appetizers cost more, but they are definitely superior. The Burger King poppers taste all right and have a nice burn, but the Arby’s Bites successfully capture the taste with which most Poppers fans are familiar.
    Verdict:
    Burger King = ★★ (satisfactory, but could be better)
    Arby’s = ★★★★ (excellent effort, could be even spicier)
    Note: chew carefully if eating the Arby’s Bites in your car — the hot sour cream can spew.

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Mannheim Steamroller Live!

    Here’s something for the holidays. It was recorded last year at the Mannheim Steamroller concert at the Palace of Auburn Hills MI. Their Christmas tour visited us the day before Thanksgiving, November 26 1997.
    I had trouble picking which track to offer. There’s already a live album out from the Christmas tour, and the music doesn’t sound that different (actually, when you get right down to it, their last several albums all the sound the same too). So here’s a wintry track, rather than a Christmas tune, originally available on Fresh Aire IV.
Mannheim Steamroller – Dancing Flames   (6.8 MBs)

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Travels with Short Fat Guys

    Ahhh… the weekend…
    I’ve gotten slightly re-energized with this web site over the last couple days. I have no reason for it, so it’s best not to question it; but this sudden (and uncharacteristic) burst of energy has caused the creation of a few extra pages and the fleshing out of my Vacation (or “Travels”) section.
    Hope you like it.
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The Next Files

The season premiere of my favorite show is just a couple days away, but strangely I am not looking forward to it.
    I used to be a huge X-Files fan, but now the thought of the show’s return fills me with unease. All the newspapers and magazines say I should be ecstatic that the show did not end following the resignation of lead actor David Duchovny. I should be turning cartwheels that the producers of the show have hired a new lead and that the show was snatched from the jaws of cancellation and can continue. But in fact I feel quite the opposite. I can honestly say I was hoping the previous season would be the last. I wanted to see my favorite show end with some class, rather than being bled dry by Fox’s desperate need for an hour-long drama. Even Chris Carter himself had stated he only stuck around for season eight since Fox threatened to continue the show without him.
    I know I’m not the only one almost dreading the start of the new season. I can’t stop thinking about such doomed projects as Archie Bunker’s Place or AfterMASH, which were pale imitations of their forebears. …Yes, I’ll continue to watch, but I seriously doubt the show will be worthwhile or even survive. Sad to say, it’s already been chasing its tail for maybe three or four years, with all its monster-of-the-week episodes seeming like remakes of previous episodes. And I’m confident Chris Carter will screw up Scully’s pregnancy just like he did the conspiracy arc and the Samantha arc.
    But at least, thanks to TCFHE video, I’ll have season two to watch soon, and then season three, back when the show was good…back when the show was the best thing on TV…back when I couldn’t wait to watch the next week’s episode…and, sadly, unlike this season.
    Please let me be proved wrong.

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George W and Dave L

    My favorite video clip of recent days. Just in time for Election Day: a behind the scenes look at George W Bush’s appearance on Late Show with David Letterman. This clip was originally shown on October 20, the day after George W’s appearance; but this copy of it comes from November 1. You can watch it live or download it for later.
    (Please note: it might be necessary to upgrade to RealPlayer 8 to view this clip. Just make sure to look for the free download.)
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